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MisdemeanorRebel
2019 Oct 26, 6:39pm
HOW DARE TRUMP NOT EXPAND THIS ANTI-ISIS CAMPAIGN TO A GENERAL TURKEY-KURD PEACEKEEPING EFFORT!!!
DON'T END THIS WAR!!!
MisdemeanorRebel
2019 Oct 26, 6:39pm
HOW DARE TRUMP NOT EXPAND THIS ANTI-ISIS CAMPAIGN TO A GENERAL TURKEY-KURD PEACEKEEPING EFFORT!!!
DON'T END THIS WAR!!!
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richwicks
2019 Oct 26, 8:12pm
richwicks
2019 Oct 26, 8:12pm
marcus says
I find it funny the left has been maneuvered into restarting the Cold War. The only reason the US attacked Syria was to give the Golan Heights to Israel so Genie Energy could mine its old resources.
What is even more amusing is that the left now trusts the intelligence agencies, the same assholes that did MKUltra, Operation PBSuccess, Operation Ajax, and Cointel-Pro. I used to respect the left, until they became stupid.
I find it funny the left has been maneuvered into restarting the Cold War. The only reason the US attacked Syria was to give the Golan Heights to Israel so Genie Energy could mine its old resources.
What is even more amusing is that the left now trusts the intelligence agencies, the same assholes that did MKUltra, Operation PBSuccess, Operation Ajax, and Cointel-Pro. I used to respect the left, until they became stupid.
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richwicks
2019 Oct 26, 9:26pm
richwicks
2019 Oct 26, 9:26pm
marcus says
Hmm, so Obama and George W. Bush were dictators, and I just thought they were absolutely awful presidents.
Hmm, so Obama and George W. Bush were dictators, and I just thought they were absolutely awful presidents.
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Tenpoundbass
2019 Oct 27, 7:36am
Tenpoundbass
2019 Oct 27, 7:36am
TRUMP: “We secured documents and materials relative to the founding and operations of ISIS”
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richwicks
2019 Oct 27, 10:33am
richwicks
2019 Oct 27, 10:33am
marcus says
This will be entirely pointless to do, but what the fuck, I've done it hundreds of times.
Genie Energy signed a deal with Israel in early 2013 to mine the oil of the Golan Heights:
https://www.albawaba.com/business/golan-heights-oil--472327
Notice the date of that article. You can find plenty of articles.
The supposed Ghouta chemical attacks happened in August. This was a false flag to give the Obama administration an excuse to attack Syria
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ghouta_chemical_attack
This is who is on the strategic board of directors of Genie Energy:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Genie_Energy
"Genie Energy's Strategic advisory board is composed of: Dick Cheney (former vice president of the United States), Rupert Murdoch (media mogul and chairman of News Corp), James Woolsey (former CIA director), Larry Summers (former head of the US Treasury), Bill Richardson (former Governor of New Mexico, ex-ambassador to the United Nations and United States Energy Secretary), Michael Steinhardt, Jacob Rothschild, and Mary Landrieu, former United States Senator from Louisiana. "
The entire Syria war was a fucking lie to steal oil. Assad was never attacking his own people, ISIS was created by the United States (I mean, clue in, how the fuck did get all US weaponry, who funded them?), and Americans are gullible and willing to believe any fucking bullshit that their mafia government will shit down their throats. I'm tired of you gullible fuckers allowing this to continue to exist and it's not like it's not widely reported on either:
https://michaelruark.blog/2017/09/09/genie-energy-and-the-golan-heights/
https://www.trunews.com/article/genie-oil-the-syria-goldman-sachs-israel-isis-connection
You stupid, lazy mother fuckers can't put 2 and 2 together, so we're stuck with a mafioso fucking government - because of people like you. You've learned something today, but you won't pass it on, will you? Nope, just don't say anything about the THUGS that are called your "gubermint".
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richwicks saysThe only reason the US attacked Syria was to give the Golan Heights to Israel so Genie Energy could mine its old resources.
Oh, please tell us more. When exactly was the attack you refer to?
This will be entirely pointless to do, but what the fuck, I've done it hundreds of times.
Genie Energy signed a deal with Israel in early 2013 to mine the oil of the Golan Heights:
https://www.albawaba.com/business/golan-heights-oil--472327
Notice the date of that article. You can find plenty of articles.
The supposed Ghouta chemical attacks happened in August. This was a false flag to give the Obama administration an excuse to attack Syria
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ghouta_chemical_attack
This is who is on the strategic board of directors of Genie Energy:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Genie_Energy
"Genie Energy's Strategic advisory board is composed of: Dick Cheney (former vice president of the United States), Rupert Murdoch (media mogul and chairman of News Corp), James Woolsey (former CIA director), Larry Summers (former head of the US Treasury), Bill Richardson (former Governor of New Mexico, ex-ambassador to the United Nations and United States Energy Secretary), Michael Steinhardt, Jacob Rothschild, and Mary Landrieu, former United States Senator from Louisiana. "
The entire Syria war was a fucking lie to steal oil. Assad was never attacking his own people, ISIS was created by the United States (I mean, clue in, how the fuck did get all US weaponry, who funded them?), and Americans are gullible and willing to believe any fucking bullshit that their mafia government will shit down their throats. I'm tired of you gullible fuckers allowing this to continue to exist and it's not like it's not widely reported on either:
https://michaelruark.blog/2017/09/09/genie-energy-and-the-golan-heights/
https://www.trunews.com/article/genie-oil-the-syria-goldman-sachs-israel-isis-connection
You stupid, lazy mother fuckers can't put 2 and 2 together, so we're stuck with a mafioso fucking government - because of people like you. You've learned something today, but you won't pass it on, will you? Nope, just don't say anything about the THUGS that are called your "gubermint".
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MisdemeanorRebel
2019 Oct 27, 10:58am
MisdemeanorRebel
2019 Oct 27, 10:58am
richwicks says
Gee, is it possible ISIS got a shitload of stuff when they sent the crappy Iraqi Army running? They abandoned their posts before ISIS attacked them.
Sunni Arabs are a majority in Syria, but a coalition of Shia, Alawites, and Christians that make up a dominant minority coalition that exercises actual power as a Ba'athist Regime of Socialists.
Memories are long in the Middle East, and ISIS was supported by many Sunni because of this.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1982_Hama_massacre
Socialist Hereditary Dictator Assad LOVES the Sunni refugees and hopes they don't come back. He depends on an old alliance from the Soviet Days and Iran/Hezbollah to stay in power against the majority Sunni.
As for the Golan, it was taken after two decades of raids and artillery shelling by Syria of the Galilee region after the Just Six Day War against the United Arab Republic (confederation) of Egypt, Syria, and Jordan, which had unilaterally demanded the removal of UN Peacekeepers and, clear and undeniable act of war, Blockaded the Straits of Tiran. It will never be returned.
The entire Syria war was a fucking lie to steal oil. Assad was never attacking his own people, ISIS was created by the United States (I mean, clue in, how the fuck did get all US weaponry, who funded them?), and Americans are gullible and willing to believe any fucking bullshit that their mafia government will shit down their throats. I'm tired of you gullible fuckers allowing this to continue to exist and it's not like it's not widely reported on either:
Gee, is it possible ISIS got a shitload of stuff when they sent the crappy Iraqi Army running? They abandoned their posts before ISIS attacked them.
Sunni Arabs are a majority in Syria, but a coalition of Shia, Alawites, and Christians that make up a dominant minority coalition that exercises actual power as a Ba'athist Regime of Socialists.
Memories are long in the Middle East, and ISIS was supported by many Sunni because of this.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1982_Hama_massacre
Socialist Hereditary Dictator Assad LOVES the Sunni refugees and hopes they don't come back. He depends on an old alliance from the Soviet Days and Iran/Hezbollah to stay in power against the majority Sunni.
As for the Golan, it was taken after two decades of raids and artillery shelling by Syria of the Galilee region after the Just Six Day War against the United Arab Republic (confederation) of Egypt, Syria, and Jordan, which had unilaterally demanded the removal of UN Peacekeepers and, clear and undeniable act of war, Blockaded the Straits of Tiran. It will never be returned.
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richwicks
2019 Oct 27, 11:14am
richwicks
2019 Oct 27, 11:14am
NoCoupForYou says
No. it's NOT possible.
Why don't you stupid mother fuckers who believe this ridiculous bullshit go raid a police station to steal their guns? Or any military base. See how far you get. Oh, and do it multiple times, while the US restocks it over and over again...
How fucking gullible are you to repeat this horseshit? I bet you're gullible enough to believe this:
https://www.nytimes.com/2019/03/09/world/asia/isis-philippines-jolo.html
What would ISIS be doing in the Philippines? What? They hopped a plane and flew from Iraq to the PHILIPPINES? Well, Duterte was cracking down on the US intelligence agencies running drugs through this country what a coincidence..
You believe the most ridiculous lies and I'm just tired of people doing that. I'm sick and tired of people being this gullible. The United States used terrorists CONSTANTLY in the Middle East. The United States is, by far, the largest supporter of terrorism in the world. ISIS was created by the US. Stop thinking military men are so freaking stupid, that they would abandon their weapons and give it to a bunch of unorganized terrorists. ISIS was INTENTIONALLY created by the United States, and was INTENTIONALLY armed by the United States. Your government is run by TRAITORS. Your gullibility lets them get away with it.
NoCoupForYou says
Israel is the last European colony. It was created by a bunch of Jewish supremacists, and will be run by them until it collapses. I don't care about it anymore, no point in talking about it.
Gee, is it possible ISIS got a shitload of stuff when they sent the crappy Iraqi Army running? They abandoned their posts before ISIS attacked them.
No. it's NOT possible.
Why don't you stupid mother fuckers who believe this ridiculous bullshit go raid a police station to steal their guns? Or any military base. See how far you get. Oh, and do it multiple times, while the US restocks it over and over again...
How fucking gullible are you to repeat this horseshit? I bet you're gullible enough to believe this:
https://www.nytimes.com/2019/03/09/world/asia/isis-philippines-jolo.html
What would ISIS be doing in the Philippines? What? They hopped a plane and flew from Iraq to the PHILIPPINES? Well, Duterte was cracking down on the US intelligence agencies running drugs through this country what a coincidence..
You believe the most ridiculous lies and I'm just tired of people doing that. I'm sick and tired of people being this gullible. The United States used terrorists CONSTANTLY in the Middle East. The United States is, by far, the largest supporter of terrorism in the world. ISIS was created by the US. Stop thinking military men are so freaking stupid, that they would abandon their weapons and give it to a bunch of unorganized terrorists. ISIS was INTENTIONALLY created by the United States, and was INTENTIONALLY armed by the United States. Your government is run by TRAITORS. Your gullibility lets them get away with it.
NoCoupForYou says
As for the Golan, it was taken after two decades of raids and artillery shelling by Syria of the Galilee region after the Just Six Day War against the United Arab Republic (confederation) of Egypt, Syria, and Jordan, which had unilaterally demanded the removal of UN Peacekeepers and, clear and undeniable act of war, Blockaded the Straits of Tiran. It will never be returned.
Israel is the last European colony. It was created by a bunch of Jewish supremacists, and will be run by them until it collapses. I don't care about it anymore, no point in talking about it.
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