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2019 Feb 17, 4:30pm   3,024,569 views  40,196 comments

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3104   mell   2019 Oct 26, 5:26pm  

Tenpoundbass says

Priceless
3110   MisdemeanorRebel   2019 Oct 26, 5:34pm  

womp womp whaaaaaaamp

3117   MisdemeanorRebel   2019 Oct 26, 6:39pm  



HOW DARE TRUMP NOT EXPAND THIS ANTI-ISIS CAMPAIGN TO A GENERAL TURKEY-KURD PEACEKEEPING EFFORT!!!

DON'T END THIS WAR!!!
3118   richwicks   2019 Oct 26, 8:12pm  

marcus says


I find it funny the left has been maneuvered into restarting the Cold War. The only reason the US attacked Syria was to give the Golan Heights to Israel so Genie Energy could mine its old resources.

What is even more amusing is that the left now trusts the intelligence agencies, the same assholes that did MKUltra, Operation PBSuccess, Operation Ajax, and Cointel-Pro. I used to respect the left, until they became stupid.
3119   richwicks   2019 Oct 26, 9:26pm  

marcus says


Hmm, so Obama and George W. Bush were dictators, and I just thought they were absolutely awful presidents.
3121   Onvacation   2019 Oct 27, 1:12am  

marcus says


Guilty! until proven innocent, as soon as they investigate and find the crime.
3124   Tenpoundbass   2019 Oct 27, 7:36am  

TRUMP: “We secured documents and materials relative to the founding and operations of ISIS”

3125   Onvacation   2019 Oct 27, 8:07am  

marcus says

And then Obama killed the seals who killed Osama.
3134   richwicks   2019 Oct 27, 10:33am  

marcus says
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richwicks says
The only reason the US attacked Syria was to give the Golan Heights to Israel so Genie Energy could mine its old resources.


Oh, please tell us more. When exactly was the attack you refer to?


This will be entirely pointless to do, but what the fuck, I've done it hundreds of times.

Genie Energy signed a deal with Israel in early 2013 to mine the oil of the Golan Heights:

https://www.albawaba.com/business/golan-heights-oil--472327

Notice the date of that article. You can find plenty of articles.

The supposed Ghouta chemical attacks happened in August. This was a false flag to give the Obama administration an excuse to attack Syria

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ghouta_chemical_attack

This is who is on the strategic board of directors of Genie Energy:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Genie_Energy

"Genie Energy's Strategic advisory board is composed of: Dick Cheney (former vice president of the United States), Rupert Murdoch (media mogul and chairman of News Corp), James Woolsey (former CIA director), Larry Summers (former head of the US Treasury), Bill Richardson (former Governor of New Mexico, ex-ambassador to the United Nations and United States Energy Secretary), Michael Steinhardt, Jacob Rothschild, and Mary Landrieu, former United States Senator from Louisiana. "

The entire Syria war was a fucking lie to steal oil. Assad was never attacking his own people, ISIS was created by the United States (I mean, clue in, how the fuck did get all US weaponry, who funded them?), and Americans are gullible and willing to believe any fucking bullshit that their mafia government will shit down their throats. I'm tired of you gullible fuckers allowing this to continue to exist and it's not like it's not widely reported on either:

https://michaelruark.blog/2017/09/09/genie-energy-and-the-golan-heights/
https://www.trunews.com/article/genie-oil-the-syria-goldman-sachs-israel-isis-connection

You stupid, lazy mother fuckers can't put 2 and 2 together, so we're stuck with a mafioso fucking government - because of people like you. You've learned something today, but you won't pass it on, will you? Nope, just don't say anything about the THUGS that are called your "gubermint".
3136   MisdemeanorRebel   2019 Oct 27, 10:58am  

richwicks says
The entire Syria war was a fucking lie to steal oil. Assad was never attacking his own people, ISIS was created by the United States (I mean, clue in, how the fuck did get all US weaponry, who funded them?), and Americans are gullible and willing to believe any fucking bullshit that their mafia government will shit down their throats. I'm tired of you gullible fuckers allowing this to continue to exist and it's not like it's not widely reported on either:


Gee, is it possible ISIS got a shitload of stuff when they sent the crappy Iraqi Army running? They abandoned their posts before ISIS attacked them.

Sunni Arabs are a majority in Syria, but a coalition of Shia, Alawites, and Christians that make up a dominant minority coalition that exercises actual power as a Ba'athist Regime of Socialists.

Memories are long in the Middle East, and ISIS was supported by many Sunni because of this.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1982_Hama_massacre

Socialist Hereditary Dictator Assad LOVES the Sunni refugees and hopes they don't come back. He depends on an old alliance from the Soviet Days and Iran/Hezbollah to stay in power against the majority Sunni.

As for the Golan, it was taken after two decades of raids and artillery shelling by Syria of the Galilee region after the Just Six Day War against the United Arab Republic (confederation) of Egypt, Syria, and Jordan, which had unilaterally demanded the removal of UN Peacekeepers and, clear and undeniable act of war, Blockaded the Straits of Tiran. It will never be returned.
3137   richwicks   2019 Oct 27, 11:14am  

NoCoupForYou says
Gee, is it possible ISIS got a shitload of stuff when they sent the crappy Iraqi Army running? They abandoned their posts before ISIS attacked them.


No. it's NOT possible.

Why don't you stupid mother fuckers who believe this ridiculous bullshit go raid a police station to steal their guns? Or any military base. See how far you get. Oh, and do it multiple times, while the US restocks it over and over again...

How fucking gullible are you to repeat this horseshit? I bet you're gullible enough to believe this:

https://www.nytimes.com/2019/03/09/world/asia/isis-philippines-jolo.html

What would ISIS be doing in the Philippines? What? They hopped a plane and flew from Iraq to the PHILIPPINES? Well, Duterte was cracking down on the US intelligence agencies running drugs through this country what a coincidence..

You believe the most ridiculous lies and I'm just tired of people doing that. I'm sick and tired of people being this gullible. The United States used terrorists CONSTANTLY in the Middle East. The United States is, by far, the largest supporter of terrorism in the world. ISIS was created by the US. Stop thinking military men are so freaking stupid, that they would abandon their weapons and give it to a bunch of unorganized terrorists. ISIS was INTENTIONALLY created by the United States, and was INTENTIONALLY armed by the United States. Your government is run by TRAITORS. Your gullibility lets them get away with it.

NoCoupForYou says
As for the Golan, it was taken after two decades of raids and artillery shelling by Syria of the Galilee region after the Just Six Day War against the United Arab Republic (confederation) of Egypt, Syria, and Jordan, which had unilaterally demanded the removal of UN Peacekeepers and, clear and undeniable act of war, Blockaded the Straits of Tiran. It will never be returned.


Israel is the last European colony. It was created by a bunch of Jewish supremacists, and will be run by them until it collapses. I don't care about it anymore, no point in talking about it.
3139   MisdemeanorRebel   2019 Oct 27, 2:03pm  

marcus says

Yes, that was when, in 1967 ?

It must be cool having the psychic powers that richwicks has to see cause and effect between a deal Isreal made with a US company for an oil lease, to an airstrike that the US did months later in Syria. You know, becasue both happened the same year and stuff.

"IT's so obvious ! How are you mother fuckers so stupid ?"

Is it possible for someone to be both gullible and a know it all ? Yes, indeed. Just read this forum if you have any doubts.

By the way, I have no doubts that both US and Russian energy interests as well as Iran's geopolitical interests are all related to what's been happening in Syria. But I think it's absurd to boil the whole thing down to one oil lease. Wtf ?


I have no clue what you're trying to say here. I'm refuting the idea that Israeli occupation of the Golan, which happened a half century ago when no oil was suspected there has something to do with Oil. The Sinai has Oil but Israel gave the entire thing back for a real Peace Treaty signed by Sadat. The Islamists Obama courted in the Arab Spring then assassinated Sadat for signing a Peace Treaty with Israel.
3140   mostly_reader   2019 Oct 27, 2:03pm  

richwicks says
The supposed Ghouta chemical attacks happened in August. This was a false flag to give the Obama administration an excuse to attack Syria
Prove it. Or is "Genie Energy signed a deal with Israel in early 2013 to mine the oil of the Golan Heights" (the part that Israel already occupied at the time) your proof? An example of 2 and 2 that we stupid mother fuckers (per you) can't put together?
3141   MisdemeanorRebel   2019 Oct 27, 2:37pm  

mostly_reader says
The supposed Ghouta chemical attacks happened in August. This was a false flag to give the Obama administration an excuse to attack Syria


That was another red line that was crossed. All Obama did was launch ineffectual attacks prefaced by abundant warnings. We let ISIS know we were bombing their convoys 24 hours in advance...

This is because Turkey, Qatar, the Obama Admin, etc. were in cahoots. Obama was actively distancing itself from Israel and Saudi Arabia under advice of Brennan and the rest of his pro-Iran advisors like Rhodes and that Admiral who was on Face the Leftists earlier today, while embracing Islamists everywhere. Including alleged "Freedom Fighters" composed of exile funded Islamist mercenaries.

Obama not only half-assed it, but discounted ISIS, calling it the "JV Team" - just before they conquered much of Syria and Iraq.

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