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2019 Feb 17, 4:30pm   3,030,003 views  40,254 comments

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3675   WookieMan   2019 Nov 25, 4:23am  

BobD says
WookieMan says
Never did I mention video editing.


Yes, you were not specific. If you meant only photo editing software you could have said that. But you didn't. Is premier pro, Avid and final cut X not editing software? You did say any other which does not exclude video editing software. Sorry that I didn't understand that when you say any other editing software you mean any other photo editing software. My Bad

Hmmm.... still splitting hairs I see. Thought it was clear I mentioned memes (photos....) and the pretty obvious PHOTO editing software PHOTOshop. Sorry I didn't mention Lightroom and the millions of other PHOTO editing software, was not necessary though. I have the full Adobe creative suite myself. If I was talking video I would have mentioned Premier as my editing software. Or if talking about audio would have brought up Audition. Sorry, I was unaware of the requirement to mention multiple editing software that I don't use.

So again, not sure where I said video. I'm sure I've mentioned video in other threads, so you may want to copy something from another thread and post it here like with the Stars Wars thing being a Sci-Fi movie that had zero humor in your world (which is fine). Whether it's a good movie was already discussed in that thread you swiped a completely non-relevant comment in my past to what we were actually talking about.
3676   CBOEtrader   2019 Nov 25, 5:43am  

BobD says
It's only a big deal if it happened. I'm guessing that it didn't happen, at least not in the way you imagine it happened.


What I imagine is irrelevant. The FBI agent is under investigation, or do you disagree w the only available actual facts cause

BobD says
That's not what CNN reported


At least we know who your master is
3677   Tenpoundbass   2019 Nov 25, 8:41am  

marcus says


That's what the Left has been banking on. And they've been proved wrong again and again.
Now it's time for the Barr Tab!
3678   WookieMan   2019 Nov 25, 8:57am  

BobD says
CBOEtrader says
What I imagine is irrelevant. The FBI agent is under investigation, or do you disagree w the only available actual facts cause

BobD says
That's not what CNN reported


At least we know who your master is


I only use CNN as a source because I know how many dislike it here. Didn't I included national review? I did that because they were honest and pointed out how CNN got the scoop first

CBOE, I'm falling for it myself, but it's clearly trolling at this point. Best to just ignore it.
3679   WookieMan   2019 Nov 25, 9:14am  

BobD says
You didn't, you said any editing software you do realize what any means?

With regards to memes..... ugh.. the word memes came before the word any. Are memes photographs, generally with text on them, edited in photoshop or like kind software? I hope you're smart enough to not edit photos in Premier pro or similar software. Much quicker in Photoshop, Lightroom, hell even Preview on a mac in like 5 seconds to make all these memes.

You know the answer, although maybe not. You're falling into a bottomless pit. Try to find another word that makes you "right" in what I've posted and get back to me. I have all day. #failx10
3680   WookieMan   2019 Nov 25, 9:25am  

marcus says

The POTUS doesn't do any of the things listed on those signs. People need to wake up. If you have fear because Trump is POTUS, there are larger issues mentally. And if you have hope because of Obama, you again have bigger problems. You control your own destiny. Not some politician.
3681   Patrick   2019 Nov 25, 9:41am  

The Left these days is a textbook example of projection.

They cry racism because they themselves are virulently racist.

They cry violence when they are the ones committing violence.

They cry hatred while literally shaking with hatred.

The Right is a paragon of calm reasonable toleration by comparison.
3682   WookieMan   2019 Nov 25, 9:59am  

BobD says
There are many editing softwares, if you meant only photo editing all you had to do was included the word photo but you didn't.

Amazing. No mention of the word video.... for like the 5th time. The horse you picked on this is dead, you can stop beating it.

You're the guy that wants to make an argument where none exists. I talk about gas milage of a Toyota (memes/photos) and you're talking about the fuel efficiency of a Boeing 737 (video). My point was as clear as can be if you know what a meme is. Either you don't know what a meme is or you're intentionally trolling.... those are the two options.
3683   WookieMan   2019 Nov 25, 10:10am  

marcus says
Patrick says
They cry violence when they are the ones committing violence


Sure. Let's compare the number of domestic deaths that can be tied to Trumpism, to those caused by leftists. Violence is not defined only by when some Antifa idiot shoves someone.

How do you even go about that? I'd love to see the data, sources, etc. on where you can get this type of info. I personally don't think it's possible, or at least to be accurate with the data. I'm not convinced either side is more violent than the other, it's the reporting that is more one sided.
3684   WookieMan   2019 Nov 25, 10:12am  

BobD says
WookieMan says
Either you don't know what a meme is or you're intentionally trolling.... those are the two options.


We are all free to our options.

🙄
3685   socal2   2019 Nov 25, 10:13am  

marcus says
IF it's not racism why else would you possibly tolerate Trump ?


Because we see the clown-show the Donks are running for President and realize they are all totally fucking bonkers.

Geesh - is this really so hard Marcus?
3686   Tenpoundbass   2019 Nov 25, 11:13am  

Am Ben Right?
3687   socal2   2019 Nov 25, 11:16am  

jazz_music says
What we are you speaking for???


I am speaking for Conservatives, Republicans, Libertarians and Moderate who are the majority of the country.
https://news.gallup.com/poll/245813/leans-conservative-liberals-keep-recent-gains.aspx

We are not prepared to hand over the presidency to crazies like Sanders and Warren because Orange Man tweets mean things.

I suspect there are some 2016 Trump supporters who may not vote for him in 2020, but I think they will be eclipsed by folks like me who didn't vote for Trump in 2016, but will enthusiastically vote for him in 2020 because the Democrats have moved so far to the crazy left.
3688   FortwayeAsFuckJoeBiden   2019 Nov 25, 11:50am  

Perfect dem candidate these days is transgender feminist who hates whites and wants globalization.

jazz_music says
socal2 says
Because we see the clown-show the Donks are running for President and realize they are all totally fucking bonkers.
What we are you speaking for???

Trump is so corrupt and so incompetent that everybody who can afford to run thinks they can beat him.

Why is that so hard FOR YOU to see?

3689   Onvacation   2019 Nov 25, 11:57am  

jazz_music says
Trump is so corrupt and so incompetent that everybody who can afford to run thinks they can beat him.

So which candidate will you vote for?

Tulsi and then Trump for me, unless some other viable candidate comes along.
3691   Onvacation   2019 Nov 25, 12:01pm  

marcus says
pathologically constantly dishonest President

Still waiting for the biggest baddest, not hyperbole, bold face lie you heard from Trump.
3694   Onvacation   2019 Nov 25, 2:44pm  

BobD says
I've already done this and turns out he lied.

Of course he did. It's what politicians do.

Remind us of the biggest, baddest, not hyperbole, lie you think Trump made?
3696   Tenpoundbass   2019 Nov 25, 3:24pm  

Meanwhile back the DNC
3697   Onvacation   2019 Nov 25, 6:38pm  

Here's one of those deep state conspiracies. The pancake theory of how the Twin Towers fell:

Either the corrupt old system is fighting for its life against Trump or Trump is just a paid actor for the system. You can't really say the system is not corrupt after all the "conspiracy theories" we have been through for the last century.

I Hope Trump really is for truth, justice, and the American way.
3699   Tenpoundbass   2019 Nov 26, 8:55am  

Ever play Jenga?
Why does the whole damn tower collapse (downward) just because the top 1/4 of the structure falls?

Onvacation says
3701   CBOEtrader   2019 Nov 26, 12:35pm  

marcus says


People on medicare should be the first to reject medicare for all.

Seniors pay into the Medicare system their entire working lives. Medicare "for all" would be guaranteed to dilute the value these seniors are getting from their lifetime of payments.

Marcus, as an ex cboe trader yourself, you know the internal eyerolling you do when you hear ignorant traders discuss volatility? Dont be that guy
3702   Onvacation   2019 Nov 26, 12:51pm  

marcus says

Attempted to stop illegal immigration.
Got us out of the Paris climate change agreement.
Beat Hillary.

The third one alone was worth voting for a reality show actor.
3703   HeadSet   2019 Nov 26, 12:53pm  

marcus says


Seriously, you want to blame California's tent cities on Trump? What is next, blame sanctuary cities on Republicans?

By the way, it is not just record stock prices, it is record low employment as well.
3704   Onvacation   2019 Nov 26, 12:54pm  

marcus says

What have the democrats done for America, ever?
3705   Onvacation   2019 Nov 26, 12:57pm  

marcus says
boomers are gone becasue

Yeah they're
3706   Onvacation   2019 Nov 26, 12:59pm  

Tenpoundbass says
Ever play Jenga?
Why does the whole damn tower collapse (downward) just because the top 1/4 of the structure falls?

Onvacation says

Jenga blocks are made of SOLID wood. WTC was mostly air. That's why the rubble pile kept burning for so many months. Fires need air.
3707   HeadSet   2019 Nov 26, 1:02pm  

Above meme does not know the difference between tax loopholes and tax rates.
3708   FuckTheMainstreamMedia   2019 Nov 26, 3:58pm  

marcus says


Lower federal income taxes
Create incentives for business that then go hire people
Attempt to restrict illegal immigration

For starters. And worth voting for on those three points alone.
3709   FuckTheMainstreamMedia   2019 Nov 26, 3:59pm  

marcus says


Cause Russia is just kicking the worlds ass?

I’m sure they had the best US economy ever in mind when they interfered in the 2016 election.
3710   Onvacation   2019 Nov 26, 4:58pm  

marcus says
How can a meme be confused ?


Just keep posting them. Occasionally You post a funny one.
3711   FuckTheMainstreamMedia   2019 Nov 26, 4:59pm  

marcus says
CovfefeButDeadly says
best US economy ever


When did everyone become propagandists ?

Based just low unemployment numbers ? The unemployment trend was very much in place before Trump.

People are working, but does that mean they can afford good housing, or college, or health care, or retirement ? Best economy ever ? Really ?


Highest wage ever, even on an inflation adjusted basis Marcus.



https://www.weforum.org/agenda/2019/04/50-years-of-us-wages-in-one-chart/

And I don’t know who all these people without healthcare are. I actually don’t know anyone without healthcare, all the way down to fast food workers.

The thing is, you must REALLY be sticking your head in the sand because here in Los Angeles we have it even better than most with literally no jobs paying minimum wage. Even fast food jobs start at $13 an hour plus. Average salary in LA County is over $30 an hour...$63k a year. City of LA is even doing better than that with an average salary of $73k a year as is OC. And median household income in CA is nearing in on $90k a year which is just bonkers(average household income in LA County is around $65k).

It’s not even close. It’s by far the best economy in any of our lifetimes and if you are not making hay right now, you truly suck at life. I ran into a young lady working at a loca store, who used to work at a car wash near me and found out that had been her second job and she was working 7 days a week for a few years. Turns out that she lives with her parents and her family now makes enough that she doesn’t have to contribute to the household and quit the second job so she can go to college for nursing. And that’s just killer imo.

Also consider that even though these wages probably STILL won’t buy you a house in LA, SF, etc, a wage half that buys you a truly nice home anywhere in the Midwest and in most of the south. For example, Omaha is nearly a million people in its metro area and some decent parts you can get a nice home for $150k. A family income of $50k makes for an ok lifestyle and $80k makes you damn near a king. Considering median income is $56k, it means nearly that entire metro is doing fantastic. And it’s just one example.

I purposely didn’t put all the links in here. You really need to get your head out of CNN and MSNBHEEHAW’s ass and do a little searching because your basis of belief is so off on this. I actually think you will come to Jesus on this one.
3712   Onvacation   2019 Nov 26, 4:59pm  

marcus says
See?
That was funny!
3713   WookieMan   2019 Nov 26, 5:03pm  

BobD says
Onvacation says
marcus says
See?
That was funny!


So the left can meme after all.

Only if they use Premiere Pro....
3714   Onvacation   2019 Nov 26, 5:09pm  

marcus says

Perhaps it is a Russian plot?

TDS effects a quite diverse cross section of the population; almost all democrats, many "neo-cons", and some otherwise right thinking people suffer from Trump Derangement Syndrome. Maybe the Ruskies have taken over CNN and have figured out how to brainwash the masses? We already know they have controlled PBS for decades.

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