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WASHINGTON—In an effort to earn a little extra cash ahead of the holiday season, Vice President Kamala Harris told reporters Thursday she had picked up a seasonal job at a D.C.-area Macy’s.

“Technically, I don’t think I’m supposed to have a second job outside of the vice presidency, but it’s not like they’re missing me anyway,” said Harris, who hummed along to a Michael Bublé rendition of “Holly Jolly Christmas” playing over the intercom as she folded a stack of cable knit sweaters.

“I’d be bored out of my mind if it weren’t for these 15 hours a week at Macy’s. It’s a temporary gig for now, but who knows? I might try to stay on through January if things at the White House keep going the way they’re going.”

At press time, Harris added that it was nice to finally work someplace where she felt needed.

https://www.theonion.com/kamala-harris-picks-up-seasonal-job-at-macy-s-1849770418

LOL! Being investigated by Maxine Waters. Why don't they get Biden Actor to investigate Hunter while they're at it.

Behind every stroked out Orc is the whore who made him what he is:

Ceffer says

LOL! Being investigated by Maxine Waters. Why don't they get Biden Actor to investigate Hunter while they're at it.

Maxine blows SBF a kiss.

https://twitter.com/alec_sears/status/1593630915426541568

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Since her involuntary retirement from her lucrative gig as Speaker of the House, Nancy Pelosi has been seen lingering on the street corners of the National Mall with a cardboard sign that says "Will trade stock tips 4 food."

"We're not sure where the congresswoman's millions of dollars all went, but it's clear this firing has affected her finances severely," said TMZ reporter Jeffrey McHara, speaking over a grainy video of Pelosi panhandling, acknowledging that the footage was difficult to watch due to the Speaker's having gone four days without a hair salon visit.

With experts saying she will not seek reelection to a leadership role, most onlookers had expected Pelosi's firing would allow her to spend more time focusing on her family and insider trading. These hopes have been tempered, however, by the footage of Speaker Pelosi without her dentures and formal eyebrows, panhandling in public.

At publishing time, former Speaker Pelosi was able to transcend homelessness after she identified as transgender, causing her hometown of San Francisco to approve her for the "Guaranteed Income for Trans People (GIFT)" program. She will now be receiving a $1,200 per month stipend to supplement any additional monies she is able to make from selling nonpublic information about the stock market.

https://babylonbee.com/news/pelosi-seen-on-street-corner-with-sign-reading-will-give-stock-tips-4-food

They administer, collect IRS assets, and issue the paychecks for the foreign occupied, foreign city state of Washington DC. Apply a mirror to the right half of this picture, and the sculpture turns into an image of Baphomet.

Guess the fake store front avatars. How many of those G20Fucks are imposters and body double actors, flogging the Swiss Octagon Agenda?

Benjamin Fulford claims Heinz the K was wheeled into a geisha house in his wheel chair and poisoned in Japan recently. If only that were true.

Remember when we thought that 'We will be successful when everything they believe is a lie' only applied to politics, not medicine?
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