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Political Humor Thread


               
2019 Feb 17, 4:30pm   4,394,410 views  46,612 comments

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27605   Ceffer   2023 Aug 23, 3:53pm  

Freudian slip about 9/11. "Man, those DEWs just explode the fuckers like hamsters in the microwave. Have you ever tried that? I have, what a fucking mess. We ain't gonna find no stinkin' remains when they are kaplooyed like that all over the fucking place. Of course, FEMA shot quite a few, there were specific people who needed to be dead, but the portable crematoriums are taking care of those remains. I'm getting booted up to 20th degree Scottish rite for this service."

https://t.me/davidavocadowolfe/105049
27608   richwicks   2023 Aug 23, 3:55pm  

Ceffer says

Freudian slip about 9/11. "Man, those DEWs just explode the fuckers like hamsters in the microwave. Have you ever tried that? I have, what a fucking mess.


Not that you should try it, but a hamster wouldn't explode unless you left it in for a long time. It's just meat. It would be an agonizing death. Once it died, in time the digestive system would fill with steam, then it would explode.

This myth is from Gremlins when once gremlin is killed in a microwave.
27618   Ceffer   2023 Aug 23, 11:08pm  

It was that left turn at Mumbai that did it.

27622   Ceffer   2023 Aug 23, 11:17pm  

Thought I would beat Booger to it.

27623   Ceffer   2023 Aug 23, 11:19pm  

Can also see the color of the ash turning from gray to white, because the DEW process doesn't quench right away?

https://t.me/volmemes/29383
27627   Patrick   2023 Aug 24, 9:01am  





I think this is the Republican primary debate, and most of the candidates not being real people.

Is the guy in the middle supposed to be DeSantis?
27628   Bd6r   2023 Aug 24, 9:39am  



27630   richwicks   2023 Aug 24, 4:47pm  

Patrick says

Is the guy in the middle supposed to be DeSantis?


No, Vivek Ramaswamy.
27634   FortWayneHatesRealtors   2023 Aug 24, 7:09pm  

richwicks says

Patrick says


Is the guy in the middle supposed to be DeSantis?


No, Vivek Ramaswamy.


the product they want to sell, they always put in a shiny spot in the middle. same in politics. so sick of bullshit and lies.
27635   RWSGFY   2023 Aug 24, 7:33pm  

Ceffer says






Oh, Chinese military - the fucking owner of the fucking Vuhan lab - is now states that it's the US' fault? That's rich even by Ceffer standards, LOL.
27636   richwicks   2023 Aug 24, 7:43pm  

FortwayeAsFuckJoeBiden says

the product they want to sell, they always put in a shiny spot in the middle. same in politics. so sick of bullshit and lies.


Something to think about. It might be based on supposed polls. I believe that DeSantis was to the Ramaswamy's right.
27637   Ceffer   2023 Aug 24, 7:51pm  

RWSGFY says


Oh, Chinese military - the fucking owner of the fucking Vuhan lab - is now states that it's the US' fault? That's rich even by Ceffer standards, LOL.

I'll certainly grant you that one, since the Chinese not only had the infamous Wuhan in full flower, they broke the champagne bottle on the hull of the launching Covid fraud by using closely spaced high energy 5G to kill large numbers of their own citizens and claimed it was the feared Covid scourge responsible.

How's that for Ceffer paranoia?

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