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Russian Security Council Deputy Chairman Dmitry Medvedev said Greenlanders could vote to join Russia if U.S. President Donald Trump did not move quickly to secure the Arctic island, Interfax reported on Monday.

“Trump needs to hurry. According to unverified information, in a few days there could be a sudden referendum, at which the entire 55,000-strong Greenland could vote to join Russia," Interfax reported, quoting Medvedev, a former Russian president.

"And then that’s it. No new little stars on the (U.S.) flag."

"And then that’s it. No new little stars on the (U.S.) flag."

Twisting their nuts (or ovaries) worked! It really really worked!

French Troops have arrived in Greenland to help train locals how to surrender to the U.S.

Booger says

French Troops have arrived in Greenland to help train locals how to surrender to the U.S.

That's why nobody buys French tanks. They only have a reverse gear.

Germany just announced they are pulling back their troops.

According to the Council on Foreign Relations (CFR), a group of independent researchers released a report that followed a two-year investigation. That investigation found that Denmark — from 1966 through 1992 — forced sterilization on more than 4,500 women and girls in Greenland, some as young as 12 years old. Many, if not most, were never told.

Fact check: true

https://pjmedia.com/tim-o-brien/2026/01/18/denmarks-dirty-little-secret-about-population-control-in-greenland-n4948433

According to the Council on Foreign Relations (CFR), a group of independent researchers released a report that followed a two-year investigation. That investigation found that Denmark — from 1966 through 1992 — forced sterilization on more than 4,500 women and girls in Greenland, some as young as 12 years old. Many, if not most, were never told.

That investigation found that Denmark — from 1966 through 1992 — forced sterilization on more than 4,500 women and girls in Greenland