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Trump claims Maduro escaped and was last seen in Greenland. LOL! More COL Fleet Street claptrap.

LOL!

Are we gefuckt?

Ceffer says

Are we gefuckt?

Hardly. My nephew is a Marine Lt now training in Norway for winter warfare. I do not think they do sit-ups in the water, but they do cold water full body dips after cutting a hole in the ice.

Dumass Royalist Daily Spew. However, Israel is moving all the Palestinians to Northern Greenland covered in Polar Bear Rutting Scent, and Trump is moving all the Greenlanders to Gaza.

https://www.reuters.com/world/senior-russian-official-says-greenland-could-vote-join-russia-if-trump-does-not-2026-01-13/

Russian Security Council Deputy Chairman Dmitry Medvedev said Greenlanders could vote to join Russia if U.S. President Donald Trump did not move quickly to secure the Arctic island, Interfax reported on Monday.

“Trump needs to hurry. According to unverified information, in a few days there could be a sudden referendum, at which the entire 55,000-strong Greenland could vote to join Russia," Interfax reported, quoting Medvedev, a former Russian president.

"And then that’s it. No new little stars on the (U.S.) flag."

Patrick says

"And then that’s it. No new little stars on the (U.S.) flag."

Oh, Trump could have fun with that line from Medvedev. "I dunno, Dmitry, I could get couple little stars out of the Kamchatka peninsula. After all, Russia offered to sell it to the US before."

The Woo-sters are busy with Greenland. Of course, one does wonder how it managed to be so ice blocked so far south compared to northern parts of Canada.

Jarlov is fucking retarded. I asked him what would happen if Greenland formally voted to leave Denmark and he flubbered and dodged.

It's all about the Danes wanting to be big shots, they get nothing out of Greenland, not even using the EEZ

Cool. Maximum leverage. Vlad is licking his lips, and would love to trammel his ancient enemies and their doyens in the City of London. It helps when you are a leader who has firmly established that he doesn't bluff.

Trump uses his customary baleful valediction "Thank you for your attention to this matter", more or less meaning, "Ignore at your own hazard".

https://t.me/DeepDives/48911

Twisting their nuts (or ovaries) worked! It really really worked!

Glad the City of London could spare one of its idiot war mongering fuckers from Ukraine.

Ceffer says

Twisting their nuts (or ovaries) worked! It really really worked!

It was always about Danish pride for some, and making sure they got paid for others.

Looks like a price negotiation is about to begin.

But some will just shout "TACO" not realizing the opening offer was to shock the other side to the table.

All Slavbard ARE BELONG TO TRUMP! They are already picking decorations and colors for the casino hotels.

Iceland, the Faroe Islands, the Jan Mayen Island, Svalbard and the Shetland islands ARE BELONG TO TRUMP! Dusky Polar Bear Pearl is the projected official color.

Denmark and Norway worried about losing islands? Both nations were still under German occupation when the Nazis surrendered. The US made those nations independent again.

Onward and upward to Iceland and Slavbard, or may a polar bear bite you in the ass!

French Troops have arrived in Greenland to help train locals how to surrender to the U.S.

Booger says

French Troops have arrived in Greenland to help train locals how to surrender to the U.S.

That's why nobody buys French tanks. They only have a reverse gear.

Ceffer says

Booger says

French Troops have arrived in Greenland to help train locals how to surrender to the U.S.

That's why nobody buys French tanks. They only have a reverse gear.

But the pastries make up for it, big time.

UveBeenNudged1 says

Seagal in now Pukin's bitch, LOL.

MolotovCocktail says

Colonizers!

Entity possessed installed City of London shill rattles swords. "They just sent me back to England for some deconstruction dragon tuning, and, boy, am I fierce now."

It'll give Trump the excuse to tune them up.