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https://babylonbee.com/news/the-babylon-bee-editorial-board-officially-endorses-kamala-harris-for-president

Why Kamala? Take a look at this incredible list of just a few of her achievements:

As a young San Francisco lawyer, broke into politics by using her stunning intellect to win the favor of 60-year-old Mayor Willie Brown

Ran for President in 2020 and earned zero votes, proving beyond a shadow of a doubt that she was in it purely for the love of the game

After Joe Biden announced he would select a woman of color as VP, she was a woman of color

When Mike Pence was trying to turn America to fascism, bravely intervened by saying, "I'm speaking."

Was such a popular Vice President that over 12 million people hiked thousands of miles from South America to come meet her

She is brat, which we believe means that she is as cool as a bratwurst

So beloved that she became the first person in history to win a primary without receiving a single vote

https://x.com/JackPosobiec/status/1850356595181367685

Hey Joe, if they were able to force you out then you were not in charge. Yes, they were "suckers" and "jackasses" but also "boss."

Step daughter, but still.

FuckTheMainstreamMedia says

Might be wrong on MN. I think they're embarrassed by Walz seeing him on the national stage and how cringy he is.

Long shot, but IL could be on the table as well. They don't poll here because it's assumed to be blue. We've had republican governors.

https://www.coffeeandcovid.com/p/principled-tuesday-october-29-2024

The non-endorsement hot tub must look pretty good right now, and baby, it’s cold outside. The Hill ran a story yesterday headlined, “Over 200 Gannett outlets not ‘endorsing in presidential or national races’.” In other words, USA Today and all its local papers are out, sayonara; more than 200 papers in all, none of them will endorse the Cackling Candidate. ...

So far, the LA Times, the Washington Post, and now USA Today (and its 200 local papers) have defied furious readers and refused to run a simple endorsement. It’s really something.

Patrick says

So far, the LA Times, the Washington Post, and now USA Today (and its 200 local papers) have defied furious readers and refused to run a simple endorsement. It’s really something.

I get that take, but who even uses those sites or reads those papers? That has never once influenced my vote ever. I just listen to the candidate. Kamala is a cunt. I don't know how anyone with a working brain will vote for her. Oh wait.... they didn't.

Patrick says

So far, the LA Times, the Washington Post, and now USA Today (and its 200 local papers) have defied furious readers and refused to run a simple endorsement. It’s really something

Democracy Dies With Oligarchs

https://thepostmillennial.com/fake-image-of-kamala-as-mcdonalds-employee-goes-viral-amid-debate-over-her-job-claims

The_Deplorable says

Mars? Who gives a fuck about Mars?

RWSGFY says

Mars? Who gives a fuck about Mars?

PeopleUnited says

RWSGFY says

Mars? Who gives a fuck about Mars?

Yeah, the feeling is mutual.

RWSGFY says

Mars? Who gives a fuck about Mars?

Musk. Don't know if it will happen in our lifetimes. There's likely resources and minerals out the ass on Mars. Don't sleep on Musks' Boring company. Everyone focuses on Tesla, SpaceX and X. I don't know if I'll see it, but he has reusable rockets that could haul massive amounts of resources. AND the drilling capacity.

He's an awkward character, but I personally think he plans to fly his Boring machines to Mars and extract minerals. Think of it as a planetary gold rush.

WookieMan says

There's likely resources and minerals out the ass on Mars.

Your Anus has lots and lots of diamonds!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rHLifi-VzSQ

WookieMan says

RWSGFY says

Mars? Who gives a fuck about Mars?

Musk. Don't know if it will happen in our lifetimes. There's likely resources and minerals out the ass on Mars. Don't sleep on Musks' Boring company. Everyone focuses on Tesla, SpaceX and X. I don't know if I'll see it, but he has reusable rockets that could haul massive amounts of resources. AND the drilling capacity.

He's an awkward character, but I personally think he plans to fly his Boring machines to Mars and extract minerals. Think of it as a planetary gold rush.

I'm OK with that. As long as I'm not forced to pitch in. I might buy stock. Or not. The question is: WTF it has to do with the POTUS?

When Kamala gets itchy and bitchy, her real time vocoder gets glitchy.

https://www.rumormillnews.com/cgi-bin/forum.cgi?read=247881

https://www.coffeeandcovid.com/p/t-minus-3-saturday-november-2-2024

Enjoy this hilarious clip of sex worker and Kamala Harris celebrity endorser “Cardi B” completely unraveling at a Harris rally after her teleprompter crashed. It was ugly. And I’m not just talking about the rapper. She ended by reading her speech off a cell phone.




https://x.com/JoeyMannarinoUS/status/1852534132615544851

Cardi B’s speech wasn’t loaded into the teleprompter so she oddly stammers for ninety seconds until someone runs her phone out to her!

This is just hilarious! So clearly, Cardi has no idea what she’s even endorsing Kamala for…

In many ways, Cardi B is the perfect celebrity to stump for Kamala Harris. They are similar in so many ways. I’m not saying it. But you know.

Who even cares? I'm voting 100% for Trump. At least with the Puerto Rico thing the man could talk and really is pretty funny. The joke fell flat, it happens. It's funny if you've been to Puerto Rico. Most haven't been, so they call it racist. Likely because they are racists and virtue signal. PR is shitty, but there are good parts.

St. Thomas outside of the cruise port is chicken and trash. It's one of my favorite places to go. Good people, poor government with the cruise ship industry. Go to Magen's Bay. Or Coki. Let me know what you think.

Some people are absolutely stupid. Even my own friends when we went for the wife's 40th. They were all scared of the locals for the most part. I was kind of shocked. They were scared to go into a local market. I just walked there and said hi to the stoned and drunks in front and said what's up brother. Not intending to brag but $1k watch on. Never feared about anything.

Two friends were fine, husband and wife went to the strip club in Red Hook. That's a story for another day.... I'm only racist against Muslims. I'll never travel to the ME. I hate religion and theirs is the worst.

Only if they cheat again, which seems much more difficult this time around.

Patrick says

Only if they cheat again, which seems much more difficult this time around.

Cheat is the only purpose for Dominion machines, mail in votes, and massive illegal immigration. The cheat has been planned and executed for the last 4 years. Final phase of the cheat will be after hours on Election Night in the swing districts of the swing states.

https://www.eugyppius.com/p/kamala-harris-and-the-rise-of-progressive

Last Tuesday, Kamala Harris gave A Very Important Speech at “the Ellipse,” which Wikipedia says is an elliptical lawn near the White House in Washington D.C. The German press and the American press were very happy about this speech. They told me that it was Harris’s “closing argument,” in keeping with the campaign fiction that Harris is a fierce prosecutor sticking it to the evil unbalanced orange criminal incumbent Donald Trump, who has been ruling the United States with an iron fist for the past decade. They told me that Harris’s words were enormously wise and tolerant and that they struck just the right tone and that they were sure to win over poor people and undecided centrists and right-leaning young men.

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