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https://babylonbee.com/news/the-babylon-bee-editorial-board-officially-endorses-kamala-harris-for-president

Why Kamala? Take a look at this incredible list of just a few of her achievements:

As a young San Francisco lawyer, broke into politics by using her stunning intellect to win the favor of 60-year-old Mayor Willie Brown

Ran for President in 2020 and earned zero votes, proving beyond a shadow of a doubt that she was in it purely for the love of the game

After Joe Biden announced he would select a woman of color as VP, she was a woman of color

When Mike Pence was trying to turn America to fascism, bravely intervened by saying, "I'm speaking."

Was such a popular Vice President that over 12 million people hiked thousands of miles from South America to come meet her

She is brat, which we believe means that she is as cool as a bratwurst

So beloved that she became the first person in history to win a primary without receiving a single vote

https://x.com/JackPosobiec/status/1850356595181367685

Hey Joe, if they were able to force you out then you were not in charge. Yes, they were "suckers" and "jackasses" but also "boss."

Step daughter, but still.

FuckTheMainstreamMedia says

Might be wrong on MN. I think they're embarrassed by Walz seeing him on the national stage and how cringy he is.

Long shot, but IL could be on the table as well. They don't poll here because it's assumed to be blue. We've had republican governors.

https://www.coffeeandcovid.com/p/principled-tuesday-october-29-2024

The non-endorsement hot tub must look pretty good right now, and baby, it’s cold outside. The Hill ran a story yesterday headlined, “Over 200 Gannett outlets not ‘endorsing in presidential or national races’.” In other words, USA Today and all its local papers are out, sayonara; more than 200 papers in all, none of them will endorse the Cackling Candidate. ...

So far, the LA Times, the Washington Post, and now USA Today (and its 200 local papers) have defied furious readers and refused to run a simple endorsement. It’s really something.

Patrick says

So far, the LA Times, the Washington Post, and now USA Today (and its 200 local papers) have defied furious readers and refused to run a simple endorsement. It’s really something.

I get that take, but who even uses those sites or reads those papers? That has never once influenced my vote ever. I just listen to the candidate. Kamala is a cunt. I don't know how anyone with a working brain will vote for her. Oh wait.... they didn't.

Patrick says

So far, the LA Times, the Washington Post, and now USA Today (and its 200 local papers) have defied furious readers and refused to run a simple endorsement. It’s really something

Democracy Dies With Oligarchs

https://thepostmillennial.com/fake-image-of-kamala-as-mcdonalds-employee-goes-viral-amid-debate-over-her-job-claims

The_Deplorable says

Mars? Who gives a fuck about Mars?

RWSGFY says

Mars? Who gives a fuck about Mars?

PeopleUnited says

RWSGFY says

Mars? Who gives a fuck about Mars?

Yeah, the feeling is mutual.

RWSGFY says

Mars? Who gives a fuck about Mars?

Musk. Don't know if it will happen in our lifetimes. There's likely resources and minerals out the ass on Mars. Don't sleep on Musks' Boring company. Everyone focuses on Tesla, SpaceX and X. I don't know if I'll see it, but he has reusable rockets that could haul massive amounts of resources. AND the drilling capacity.

He's an awkward character, but I personally think he plans to fly his Boring machines to Mars and extract minerals. Think of it as a planetary gold rush.

WookieMan says

There's likely resources and minerals out the ass on Mars.

Your Anus has lots and lots of diamonds!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rHLifi-VzSQ

WookieMan says

RWSGFY says

Mars? Who gives a fuck about Mars?

Musk. Don't know if it will happen in our lifetimes. There's likely resources and minerals out the ass on Mars. Don't sleep on Musks' Boring company. Everyone focuses on Tesla, SpaceX and X. I don't know if I'll see it, but he has reusable rockets that could haul massive amounts of resources. AND the drilling capacity.

He's an awkward character, but I personally think he plans to fly his Boring machines to Mars and extract minerals. Think of it as a planetary gold rush.

I'm OK with that. As long as I'm not forced to pitch in. I might buy stock. Or not. The question is: WTF it has to do with the POTUS?

When Kamala gets itchy and bitchy, her real time vocoder gets glitchy.

https://www.rumormillnews.com/cgi-bin/forum.cgi?read=247881