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DOGEWontAmountToShit says

Rigelian clap.

HeadSet says

DOGEWontAmountToShit says

Rigelian clap.

If it's green, it's gotta be Rigelian.

Grok result from 'body count':

DOGEWontAmountToShit says

I never got involved in the cell phone dating apps like Tinder but plenty of others. I was pulling in chicks from Yahoo back in the day. Hot ones, the first one was pals with Patrick Swayze... Anyhow, you got more attention if you appeared to be online which was a huge time suck.

So what I did toward the later days, when I got sick of it was to log into a few, like Plenty of Fish, OkCupid and activate a browser extension that just refreshed my browser every n-minutes that I'd set it out - to keep from getting logged off and look 'active'

I'd check it every few hours or so to see who sent me messages AND I wasn't replying right away looking desperate. Worked like a charm.

Maga_Chaos_Monkey says

I'd check it every few hours or so to see who sent me messages AND I wasn't replying right away looking desperate. Worked like a charm.

I couldn't do dating apps. I get hit on more not caring. I don't know if having the ring on matters to women, but I'll still get one or two a month that are aggressive. I ain't straying, the wife knows it so I play along. It's kind of fun. Mind you I'm tall, but no model. I'm just a goofball and say stupid shit and for whatever reason some women like that. It's weird.

The desperate thing is on point though. I actually don't care and don't want to do anything with the women I meet. So I shoot the shit and say stupid stuff like I do here. Next thing I know they're rubbing my shoulder or back. When the wife isn't with me I've had 10's hit on me. I'm like what the fuck. The not caring attitude pisses them off I think and it turns into a sport if they're competitive. I'm not cheating though, so they can't get me and it escalates at times. I've gotten plenty of "what's your problem" bitchy talks from randoms.

I think women are more desperate than men per capita. Sure there are a bunch of desperate men, but I think women outnumber them. If the wife drops dead tomorrow, I'm not playing the game. It's not worth it and I'm at the age where it's damaged goods. I don't need that shit in my life. Or a partner that has no stake in my kids.

https://youtube.com/shorts/hfmA-7gmN6w?si=D5Vnc_vy0at3SkQx

Off the subject, I know 3 females here in Mexico who are completely bummed and freaking out that they're "old".

One is 45, the other two are 50. None have had children so they're not fat, don't have stretch marks, etc.

I'm considerably older but they all think they're too hagged out for me to have any interest in them.

Actually, they're partially correct.

On the subject of screwing "stretching out" a female's pussy; this is entirely false.

Interestingly some girls of small stature have plenty of "room", while some I have known who were big and tall were "tight".
Such is the nature of the surprise we get once things get hot and heavy.

clambo says

Actually, they're partially correct.

On the subject of screwing "stretching out" a female's pussy; this is entirely false.

Within reason, a chick's pussy will expand widthwise to accommodate most cocks. What women can't change is the length of the vaginal canal. If you're cock-punching that cervix, she's not going to like it for long unless she's a masochist.

clambo says

Off the subject, I know 3 females here in Mexico who are completely bummed and freaking out that they're "old".

One is 45, the other two are 50.

They are old.

Booger says

That likely never happened. The video of that event somehow will never be released.

I'm sorry, but the "sleeping with" euphemism for fucking just fails in this case. What is she, a severe narcoleptic that nods off every 10 seconds? There's no time to cuddle when you're working the pipeline.

I bet she didn't sleep a wink. That's a helluva lot of snoring.
Booger says

How is this even noteworthy? I bet the Korean sexual slave "comfort girls" in WWII fucked more Japanese soldiers. The only lube they had was the blood and puss from their traumatized vags to endure the sexual torture. In this case, for this slore, all the dudes were primed to jizz within seconds. Imagine 10 minutes per just to bust a nut - this bitch would be screaming in pain.

Now this is an event? WFT is wrong with women who would step up to globohomo propaganda to demonstrate that the strength of women is to endure infinite fucks, and that this is a badge of honor since, as that cunt HRC said "Women are the ultimate victims of war?"

Women left on their own get fucked up thoughts. It's up to men to bring them back to reality and show them how these thoughts lead to fucked up children.

Booger says

I wonder how the author turned out?

Stout says

Booger says

I wonder how the author turned out?

The author:

My wife told me about plumbing advice she got from a woman's magazine. I told her to cut that shit out. If she wants plumbing advice, read a plumbing magazine, not a daft girlie propaganda fluff rag selling clothes, makeup and shampoo with feminist delusions.

She actually conceded that she could have been fooled.

1000 in 3 years would have to be about one a day.

The FauxTrads are the funniest

"So what if she had 1 or 2 other boyfriends by 30?!"

Oh my sweet, summer child. That wasn't true in 2000 or 1990 or 1980 and probably not 1970.

1 or 2 "boyfriends" by 20 is practically prudishly virginal today.

Booger says

They only awarded her $150 since there was already compensatory relief from the multiple orgasms she got from vibration mode.