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Hugolas_Madurez says

The recipy is basically the same as the one to stop mass homelessness: making it much easier to involuntary commit nutters into mental institutions.

PS. Of course, this recipy will be thoroughly ignored, because both homelessness and mass shootings are playing into pinko's hand: the former is an excuse for more taxation in the name of more "services", "affordable housing" and handsomly-payed bureaucracy to run it all, and the latter is an excuse to push for gun bans/confiscations, etc.

The truth, nothing but the truth.

Typhoid HEYYOU is on a vectored rampage! Good thing he doesn't have ebola or we'd have to get out the flame thrower.

Huh, can't find it. Is there any public link?

What a relief. I thought it was 'Duckmeister' and Iwog was coming back. Iwog's carcass is probably in a ditch somewhere, beaten to death by an Immense Hirsute Lesbian he insulted into spittle tossing rage.

Well make sure to target practice. Sad marksmanship is inexcusable.

Are those his butt buddy protectors from Marion Penitentiary?

AOC and "brilliantly" don't belong in the same sentence. By fucking definition.

Trump's tiny little fingers let him pick his nose really well for about a quarter of a centimeter up. The rest, he just has to blow out like the rest of us.

Trump flips the bird at people all the time, but nobody can tell, they think it's a knuckle.

Hey, give her a handful of Valiums and she can be stage managed to read from a programmed script! Congrats, AOC. Obama needed nose candy and a teleprompter, AOC just needs be brought down a bit. Maybe some kind of heroin lite for the mania.

In the third video, she blasts him about spelling errors and gives him detention!

"Like I know a lot about banking and finances and stuff you know?" Actual AOC Quote.

jazz_music says

The criminals are the people who'll get a gun no matter what.

Yep. Please don't take away the ability for law abiding citizens to defend themselves.

AOC is a minority, a woman, smart, successful and liberal. So she is inherently a threat to ignorant, right-wing American males. I suppose that if AOC cried "Fire" in your home, you would roll back over in bed and fall back to sleep, smug in the knowledge that the commie bitch is lying. Yup, that sums up American Trumpturds. And you are dying in your sleep as you bend over for Trump and the Republican party.

You scream she is a commie because she wants to put taxes back where they where during what many Trumpturds call America's Golden Age. You whine that these taxes on the super rich will destroy your lives when 99% of you earn under 100k a year, about ten million short of where the 70% tax would kick in. You rant and rave about rich bankers stealing from America but then whine about poor wittle Manafort who is a helpless victim of a Witch Hunt despite having stolen millions from America.

Basically, your delusions and prejudices have blinded you to the obvious facts that the elite who are fucking you over are left, right and center. They are rich, white, male and powerful for the most part. You will NEVER be one of them. You are poor, you will stay poor. You are undereducated, you will stay ignorant. Your kids will live in the same trailer park and work at the same garage as you. You will drool over Playboy models and the toys you see on tv but you only get them by going into debt. But you still send the same greedy, lying cunts to Washington. And when someone like AOC comes along, you scream "Burn the Commie Witch!" out of ignorance, racism and misogyiny, not realizing that the people she is trying to help is you.
MAGA, indeed.

Expat01 says

Basically, your delusions and prejudices have blinded you to the obvious facts that the elite who are fucking you over are left, right and center. They are rich, white, male and powerful for the most part. You will NEVER be one of them. You are poor, you will stay poor. You are undereducated, you will stay ignorant. Your kids will live in the same trailer park and work at the same garage as you. You will drool over Playboy models and the toys you see on tv but you only get them by going into debt. But you still send the same greedy, lying cunts to Washington. And when someone like AOC comes along, you scream "Bu...

OMG!

Liberal Agitation number one reason.

A Liberal prayed for this day when some Fuckass in NZ decided to relocate a shit ton of Muslims to some backwater town called "Christ Church" and build two mosques.

I don't condone what happened, but I'm calling it for what it is.

I'm sure Theresa May and Anglea Merkle did a victory dance last night.

TrumpingTits says

Elgatouno says

Remember that guy in San Diego? You know, the one that got the tank from the armory? Drove that shit all over. Point is cities have armories, with tanks.

So? What good is that going to do when a city is cut off from supplies? Run over the hordes of libtards that don't even have a few days of food/water prepped under the staircase?

Also tanks are sitting ducks in urban environments. The Syrian government doesn’t even roll them into urban areas they don’t control anymore because of the attrition rate.

Expat01 says

AOC is a minority, a woman, smart, successful and liberal. So she is inherently a threat to ignorant, right-wing American males.

Hahahahahahaha!
You’d have to be 50% more correct to even make it to “wrong!”
Hahahahaha what a maroon.

AOC is a JOKE to conservatives. We kind of crush on her a bit, with the way she says things that show her absolutely PRISTINE ignorance and lack of judgement. We also enjoy the way her asinine arguments sway the dumber side of the Democrat party towards a fringe that hardly anyone supports. This creates a divide in the party much like the tea party did for the GOP. They have revolts and rebellions based on the inane words of a woman whose biggest accomplishment before primary-ing a FWM Democrat(using the power of racism) was making the perfect dirty martini. She’s a thorn in the side of the Democrat establishment, and works only to limit their power and sway, while pushing moderate Democrats towards the Right side of the aisle and away from the tired old ideas her sort espouses.

We love AOC kind of like you’ll love your wife’s chihuahua who annoys your asshole neighbor by pissing on his newspaper every morning. She’s great!

A socialist looking for infractions of code minutiae.

*cheers around conrades*

jazz_music says

Hate crime shooting today at a mosque in New Zealand. Many people killed and injured during afternoon prayers.

New Zealand has Background Checks and Gun Licensing requirements that Libbies want.
https://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-47584603

AOC, Omar, and Tlaliban are great gifts to be cherished rather than feared. They're all from districts that are deeper blue than the face of a Leftist Submissive Cuck during BDSM.

Hugolas_Madurez says

making it much easier to involuntary commit nutters into mental institutions.

Hey! That happens to be a last name.

First, mass shootings can primarily be blamed on the billion dollar pharma drugs(see EVERY mass shooters prescription list).

Second, there are WAY more fatalities from car accidents, why haven't we banned cars?

NuttBoxer says

why haven't we banned cars?

The fuckers on the left are already dreaming about that.

Expat01 says

Basically, your delusions and prejudices have blinded you to the obvious facts that the elite who are fucking you over are left, right and center. They are rich, white, male and powerful for the most part. You will NEVER be one of them. You are poor, you will stay poor. You are undereducated, you will stay ignorant. Your kids will live in the same trailer park and work at the same garage as you. You will drool over Playboy models and the toys you see on tv but you only get them by going into debt. But you still send the same greedy, lying cunts to Washington. And when someone like AOC comes along, you scream...

The rage when TDS takes steroids!

Expat01 says

AOC is ... smart

LOLWHAT?

Expat01 says

AOC is a minority, a woman, smart, successful and liberal.

Wasn't she a bartender who answered a casting call to play a congressman?

What drugs was he one?

Tim Aurora says

Goran_K says

So? What good is that going to do when a city is cut off from supplies? Run over the hordes of libtards that don't even have a few days of food/water prepped under the staircase?

We are all gearing for food and water supplies. I urge everyone ( including Trumptards and Libtards ) to be ready, just in case. It can also help during a natural disaster.

I’ve been stockpiling since the beginning of Obama’s 2nd term. Have 500 gallons stored underground, 3 months of dry long term shelf food, a small garden, solar cells tied to 12v battery bank, bandages, over the counter medicines, generator, and boxes of ammunition.

I literally followed apocalypefucks plan except I don’t like yams.

Tim Aurora says

Is the Civil War / Civil Unrest coming

You mean these people that are outraged on the Internet are going to get off the couch and take on the military police?

"Again, Ocasio, read it without giggling!"

Goran_K says

I’ve been stockpiling since the beginning of Obama’s 2nd term. Have 500 gallons stored underground, 3 months of dry long term shelf food, a small garden, solar cells tied to 12v battery bank, bandages, over the counter medicines, generator, and boxes of ammunition.

I literally followed apocalypefucks plan except I don’t like yams.

Any gold?
Sometime in Europe they dig out old middle age farms bearing the signs of having been burnt to the ground by barbarians. The farmers probably had their feet roasted in their own chimney to make them reveal where they hid the gold.

Heraclitusstudent says

Sometime in Europe they dig out old middle age farms bearing the signs of having been burnt to the ground by barbarians. The farmers probably had their feet roasted in their own chimney to make them reveal where they hid the gold.

Ah yes, the peaceful Middle Ages, when there was a fortress every few miles because it was so peaceful and idyllic.

It was no worse than today, where every Sheriff's office has a drawbridge and moat and everybody paid him 80% of their turnip crop, along with their daughters to the Deputies.

Those Enlightenment Whig Liars! Feudal Monarchies are the best!

MisterLearnToCode says

the peaceful Middle Ages

When the barbarians come/SHTF:
If you are isolated like in a single family house, you're dead.
If you don't have a tribe you trust around you, you're dead.
If you are not mobile or in a fortress, you are extremely vulnerable.
You can get food only by farming or yourself looting others.
Good luck prepping for that.

jazz_music says

March 26 confiscation/criminality on assault rifle bumpstocks is REPUBLICAN gun grabbers. LOL!!! LOL!!!

How cute, you still believe that people in a "party" that has any "principles" and the "leaders" of them aren't just puppets that are paid to convince innocent gullible like you that they are doing what "Republicans" or "Democrats" normally do, and convince you that whatever they are ordered to do is something that the "party" wants.

The Patriot Act was signed into law 1 hour after it was introduced to congress. It was 300 pages. Nobody that signed it read it. You know how many people didn't sign it? Out of 432 people, 75 didn't sign it. That means, at maximum, in 2001, 17% of them actually make ANY attempt to do their job. The rest are just meat puppets of the people that actually run the United States.

http://clerk.house.gov/evs/2001/roll398.xml

Did you think you still had a Dumbocracy? How innocent. I used to be that childlike and naive too at one point.

Now go get your teddy bear and go to bed and say over and over "I do believe in American democracy, I do believe in American democracy" as you click your heels together, and maybe you'll wake up in 1939 with one.

Heraclitusstudent says

When the barbarians come/SHTF:
If you are isolated like in a single family house, you're dead.
If you don't have a tribe you trust around you, you're dead.
If you are not mobile or in a fortress, you are extremely vulnerable.
You can get food only by farming or yourself looting others.

#1 is the biggest myth of survivalism. "I'll retreat to this little cabin in the woods". And be overwhelmed by 50 starving bandits in a few weeks because you passed out, having spent sun up to sun down clearing a patch of woods to plant yams.

APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch says

BELT! FED! OR! DEAD!

Appears that patnetters are very good at using BELT!FED!MACHINERY! from their cozy armchairs.

It is difficult to gesture with hands while having both feet in mouth at the same time.

Heraclitusstudent says

You mean these people that are outraged on the Internet are going to get off the couch and take on the military police?

No, these people

NuttBoxer says

What drugs was he one?

Heyyou? I have no idea what he's on, but it must be something really good!