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marco says

"They better get their act together or we all sink."

No ... maybe you should get 20% down, get your act together.

Qualified first time buyers should not be denied a loan due to a lack of down payment. It will sink our economy into a black hole.

marco says

Even Bush had 3,000 prosecutions of banking criminals, and 1,000 went to jail. Zero from Obama.

I already called you out for this inaccuracy, but you're apparently going to keep repeating it because you can't think for yourself and are extremely gullible:

http://patrick.net/?p=1239868&c=1064769#comment-1064769

marco says

I was a Democrat for 42 straight years.

Don't believe you. You're just saying that in a poor attempt to gain credibility.

Call it Crazy says

The banks also had issues with cash being used for a down payment if there wasn't a documented trail where the cash came from.

A lot of banks only look back 2-3 months.

I don't disagree that banks are nitpicking applications on occasion, but the new requirements require that to some extent. I've seen them question $200 one-time payments before to make sure they weren't recurring, but not have a problem with this particular issue.

They put a massive slab on top of the crypt, with a bas-relief of Nancy blowing Frank Sinatra on the central panel and depictions of great moments of Reagan's life along the frieze: Reagan liberating Auschwitz, Reagan personally defeating the USSR, Reagan taking the beachheads at Iwo Jima and Peleliu, and of course, Reagan riding a velociraptor while firing a submachine gun at America's enemies.

APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch says

STAY DEAD, REAGANFUCK! STAY FUCKING DEAD!

Beware Zombie Reagan. Shoot it in the head!

I heard the Tea Party was planning on digging up Ronnie's corpse and enacting Weekend at Bernie's III: Bernie Goes to Washington. It's not like Reagan is any less conscience than he was during his presidency.

How did Zombie Reagan greet Obama? Zombie Reagan mentioned much he loved Obama in The Butler.

One thing I'll say about Hitler: that bullet left him perma-dead. No resurrections, do-overs, or undead phase.

Jimmy Carter - bad President
Ronald Reagan - good President
George Bush sr - OK President
Bill Clinton - good President
George Bush jr - bad President
Barack Obama - ??????

Jimmy Carter - bad President
Ronald Reagan - good President
George Bush sr - OK President
Bill Clinton - good President
George Bush jr - bad President
Barack Obama - Improving golfer

Buried with thatcher with no parental guidance.

I think they should dig him up, give him falsies and a reality show.

You can always tell when there is Realtor saliva in your underwear. It feels like a combination of itching powder and a bad case of crab lice. You need rabies injections and a month of antibiotics.

Obligatory reference to this thread:
/?p=1212409

freak80 says

You'd have to be a good shot...

Not with the right machine gun.

I would use something like this:

Or some other quad anti-aircraft gun arrangement.

I say 10,000 feet. That way they have time to consider their sins before going splat!

Strategist says

Jimmy Carter - bad President

Ronald Reagan - good President

George Bush sr - OK President

Bill Clinton - good President

George Bush jr - bad President

Barack Obama - ??????

If you or a loved one were HIV positive during Reagan's reign, you would likely say bad president, or worse, a murderer of horribly sick people.

Blurtman says

Strategist says

Jimmy Carter - bad President

Ronald Reagan - good President

George Bush sr - OK President

Bill Clinton - good President

George Bush jr - bad President

Barack Obama - ??????

If you or a loved one were HIV positive during Reagan's reign, you would likely say bad president, or worse, a murderer of horribly sick people.

Well the President of Gambia claims he has a cure for AIDS!!
http://www.nydailynews.com/life-style/health/anger-herbal-aids-cure-gambia-article-1.1231539

We haven't been putting the b-52's to much use lately.....

Of course substituting them for clay pigeons at the trap range wouldn't be a bad idea either......

Blurtman says

Strategist says

Jimmy Carter - bad President

Ronald Reagan - good President

George Bush sr - OK President

Bill Clinton - good President

George Bush jr - bad President

Barack Obama - ??????

If you or a loved one were HIV positive during Reagan's reign, you would likely say bad president, or worse, a murderer of horribly sick people.

Probably so, but I was looking at it purely from the economic point.

On the one hand, I don't trust that the recovery is real. On the other hand, I don't trust that fundamentals are going to impact prices anytime soon. So far, my rent hasn't gone through the moon, so at least I have that going for me.

If you wanted to be really gruesome, you could attach different lengths of piano wire to their fingers, toes, feet, hands, elbows etc. so that they flipped off on the way down, leaving only the gushing torso to hit the ground.

Then, you would also have a Realtor body parts piano wire mobile for your dungeon. Jeffrey Dahmer would be proud.

Roidy says

We can then take the ones still alive back up and do it again.

Tenderized

Call it Crazy says

Strategist says

marco says

"They better get their act together or we all sink."

No ... maybe you should get 20% down, get your act together.

Qualified first time buyers should not be denied a loan due to a lack of down payment.

They did that before (pre 2008), 100% LTV, no down payment.

How did it work out last time??

Boy, you really have a short memory...

Strategist says

It will sink our economy into a black hole.

Where did the last black hole come from??

Unqualified borrowers.

Strategist says

Blurtman says

Strategist says

Jimmy Carter - bad President

Ronald Reagan - good President

George Bush sr - OK President

Bill Clinton - good President

George Bush jr - bad President

Barack Obama - ??????

If you or a loved one were HIV positive during Reagan's reign, you would likely say bad president, or worse, a murderer of horribly sick people.

Probably so, but I was looking at it purely from the economic point.

Regarding Clinton, from memory, years 2-7 offered great and reliable stock market returns. Anyone could have made 20% per year in a low risk index fund. Double your money in 5 years. Ka ching!

scungilli says

I have it on good authority that this is the correct procedure, although additional refinements have been applied, such as cacti.

I wonder if we know some of the same people...

Blurtman says

Probably so, but I was looking at it purely from the economic point.

Regarding Clinton, from memory, years 2-7 offered great and reliable stock market returns. Anyone could have made 20% per year in a low risk index fund. Double your money in 5 years. Ka ching!

Today it's even better. Ka ching Ka ching.

Hey, Isaac Newton was very in to alchemy, or at least so they say.

marcus says

Hey, Isaac Newton was very in to alchemy, or at least so they say.

His excuse was that he was born in an era of ignorant, eye-of-newt-and-toe-of-frog near-total religious obscurantism, and, though he created a new era of understanding the world in terms of actual evidence, he kept one foot planted firmly in the old world.

But then, it is not surprising he was an asshole. He was, after all, a conservative.

Wow just tried this with my microwave and a fork and you could literally see the gold jumping off the utensil! Brb gotta get rich!

Blurtman says

Regarding Clinton, from memory, years 2-7 offered great and reliable stock market returns. Anyone could have made 20% per year in a low risk index fund. Double your money in 5 years. Ka ching!

I guess Reagan/Bush policies kept working well into Clinton years..

of course when Clinton waltzed in Silicon Valley asking what Big Govt

could do.. the leaders here told him to go fuck himself... Seems there

wasnt anyone who dig what he wanted... Last trip he made to SFBA as

Prez... was strickly going to East Palo Alto schools..

Bottom line, Clinton did a rats ass to stimulate an economic growth.

HuggyBumbers McLovkins says

marcus says

Hey, Isaac Newton was very in to alchemy, or at least so they say.

His excuse was that he was born in an era of ignorant, eye-of-newt-and-toe-of-frog near-total religious obscurantism, and, though he created a new era of understanding the world in terms of actual evidence, he kept one foot planted firmly in the old world.

And who knows, maybe he was a skeptic, doing secret research on behalf of the government to confirm that the popular alchemy scams of the day were false.

(since the value of gold way such a key economic factor at that time - I'm sure the government would gladly hire the best minds to make sure that nobody was going to start making gold. )

Newton also was at one time a member of Parliament and later in charge of the royal mint. So to me the idea that his alchemy research was from a skeptical point of view (government research) makes some sense.

But either way, he was an interesting guy to be sure. Read about his occult theories and interests, and secret societies etc.

marcus says

And who knows, maybe he was a skeptic, doing secret research on behalf of the government to confirm that the popular alchemy scams of the day were false.

(since the value of gold way such a key economic factor at that time - I'm sure the government would gladly hire the best minds to make sure that nobody was going to start making gold. )

Newton also was at one time a member of Parliament and in charge of the royal mint. So to me the idea that his alchemy research was from a skeptical point of view makes some sense.

But either way, he was an interesting guy to be sure. Read about his occult theories and interests, and secret societies etc.

Isaac Newton's studies preceded any meaningful advances in Chemistry as we know it today by 100 years. He was delving into the unknown. The man developed Calculus and Classical Mechanics. He also performed some groundbreaking research in optics. I'm pretty sure, the fact that he was testing chemical theory when the subject was still in his infantile stages cannot be held against him.

marcus says

(since the value of gold way such a key economic factor at that time - I'm sure the government would gladly hire the best minds to make sure that nobody was going to start making gold. )

I'm pretty sure the government didn't give two flying fucks about that possibility back then.

thomaswong.1986 says

I guess Reagan/Bush policies kept working well into Clinton years..

of course when Clinton waltzed in Silicon Valley asking what Big Govt

could do.. the leaders here told him to go fuck himself... Seems there

wasnt anyone who dig what he wanted... Last trip he made to SFBA as

Prez... was strickly going to East Palo Alto schools..

Bottom line, Clinton did a rats ass to stimulate an economic growth.

Har har. Are you for real?

Homeboy says

Har har. Are you for real?

What great economic policies did Clinton enact to create a boom economy ?

and forget about balancing a budget.. that what Gingrich/GOP plan...

If anything, Clintons mismanagement led to the beginning of the a housing bubble.

http://www.nytimes.com/1999/09/30/business/fannie-mae-eases-credit-to-aid-mortgage-lending.html

thomaswong.1986 says

Homeboy says

Har har. Are you for real?

What great economic policies did Clinton enact to create a boom economy ?

and forget about balancing a budget.. that what Gingrich/GOP plan...

There was a reason why he won a second term. Those were the good old days.
His only negative was having the hots for an intern, just like every other normal male on the planet.

Zombie Reagan would still be way better then Obama.

Strategist says

There was a reason why he won a second term. Those were the good old days.

What great economic plan did he have ? All of the plans for the recovery came from Bush R. which led to the job booms.

So what what that "reason" ? I bet you dont even know.

thomaswong.1986 says

Strategist says

There was a reason why he won a second term. Those were the good old days.

What great economic plan did he have ? All of the plans for the recovery came from Bush R. which led to the job booms.

You have a point there. A lot of it had to do with Reagan taming inflation.
By the same logic you cannot blame Obama for a bad economy.

bgamall4 says

Strategist says

Jimmy Carter - bad President

Ronald Reagan - good President

George Bush sr - OK President

Bill Clinton - good President

George Bush jr - bad President

Barack Obama - ??????

Ronald Reagan was not a good president. I thought he was, but he signed into law liar loans that ended up destroying America after he passed away. I often wonder what he would have thought about that result of his actions to Thatcherize America.

It was because of the liar loans I got my first home, when I lied through my teeth. They did not cause the crash of 2008, it was the NINJA loans.
Should I be thanking Reagan to make it possible to get my first home?