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The Nosey Census (must read)


               
2010 Mar 20, 10:30am   1,936 views  10 comments

by mikey   follow (0)  

I just sent mine out.

All the routine questions, like the previous census.

They want to know your name.

The names of all in your household.

Everybody's age.

And whether you ever touched your pee pee while wearing a clown costume.

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9   pinnacle   @   2010 Mar 24, 6:24am  

They already have all this information.
They just want to verify that the datamining software and the sensors on the domestic spy satellites and surveillance planes are working correctly.

10   elliemae   @   2010 Mar 24, 4:03pm  

http://offtoseethelizard.com/viewpage.php?id=00079

I can't go out no more.
There's a man by the door
in a raincoat
smoking a cigarette

But

I've put him in my diary
and the mailers are all lined up
on the bed, bloody in the glow
of the bar sign next door

He knows that if I die
(or even drop out of sight)
the diary goes and everyone knows
the CIA's in Virginia

500 mailers bought from
500 drug counters each one different
and 500 notebooks
with 500 pages in everyone.

I am prepared....

...Did I tell you I can't go out no more?
There's a man by the door
in a raincoat...

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