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2010 Apr 21, 1:00am
This is hilarious, and I just heard it on Jay Leno, too.
I've noticed late night T.V. hashes out a lot of our material.
Both Jon Stewart and Cobert lifted some our comments on the teabaggers last night.
MAGA
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2010 Apr 21, 4:07am
Where can I find one of these "Bimbo's"? Create some shaking here in SF Bay Area.
simchaland
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2010 Apr 21, 6:20am
Really? Is it due to all of the silicone knocking together when they film "Girls Gone Wild" DVDs?
elliemae
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2010 Apr 21, 12:48pm
Really? Is it due to all of the silicone knocking together when they film “Girls Gone Wild†DVDs?
Interesting thought. But I'm not sure that silicone makes a knocking sound when a bimbo jumps up & down. I'm sure that someone on this forum is willing to do some research on this issue.
simchaland
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2010 Apr 21, 12:54pm
Hmmm, I don't think that I'm an expert in that area. Are there any volunteers?
My hypothesis is that there are a lot of slapping sounds and vibrations that go into the ground between tectonic plates when heavy pendulous fleshy bags of silicone bang together. Hence, bimbos jumping up and down on trampolines with their silicone "fun bags" slapping all about may cause vibrations in the earth that create earthquakes. Doesn't this happen on "Girls Gone Wild" DVDs? Can any straight guys confirm this?
(BTW, I knew a really cool drag queen named Trampolina. I miss her.)
elliemae
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2010 Apr 21, 12:57pm
My hypothesis is that there are a lot of slapping sounds and vibrations that go into the ground between tectonic plates when heavy pendulous fleshy bags of silicone bang together.
It sounds really painful.
simchaland
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2010 Apr 21, 1:01pm
My hypothesis is that there are a lot of slapping sounds and vibrations that go into the ground between tectonic plates when heavy pendulous fleshy bags of silicone bang together.
It sounds really painful.
If it's painful then why are the bimbos usually giggling and smiling when they're jumping up and down on trampolines?
Oooo! And if I do enough research to get a working theory together I can call it the "Big Bang Theory." Wait, that one might be taken...
elliemae
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2010 Apr 21, 1:46pm
If it’s painful then why are the bimbos usually giggling and smiling when they’re jumping up and down on trampolines?
There's something about free alcohol, spring break, and getting on television that turns good girls into bimbos. The "big bang" is what happens after the cameras are shut off (unless you're Kim Kardashian or Paris Hilton - then you're glad that the cameras were left on because it kick-starts your celebrity career).
mikey
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2010 Apr 22, 1:41am
"I knew a really cool drag queen named Trampolina"
Trampolina got her start as a bouncer. Alas, her career had its ups and downs.
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Promiscuous Women Cause Earthquakes, Cleric Says
(AP) Â A senior Iranian cleric says women who wear revealing clothing and behave promiscuously are to blame for earthquakes.
Iran is one of the world's most earthquake-prone countries, and the cleric's unusual explanation for why the earth shakes follows a prediction by President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad that a quake is certain to hit Tehran and that many of its 12 million inhabitants should relocate.
"Many women who do not dress modestly ... lead young men astray, corrupt their chastity and spread adultery in society, which (consequently) increases earthquakes," Hojatoleslam Kazem Sedighi was quoted as saying by Iranian media.
http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2010/04/19/world/main6411387.shtml?tag=stack