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Having a swill time slinging mug? Well, I'm rooting for you. Holler if you hear me. I really gotta ham it to you.
But why on fodder's day?

Gonna go teat for tat? You're in rare farm today.

The pen is mightier than the swill.

Crappy weather today, I'm so boared it's not funny. Need to get some air, just poking around reading spam will give me a pot belly.

Well. Liz, why not grunt it out? It's snout exactly the end of the world.

Your cuts are cold Mikey! But I won't rootiment on s-assuaging you - what a lot of baloney!

But rye slam the salami. Liz? Any way you slice it, you're being a turkey on this issue and I don't relish a tomato who can't cut the mustard when she's on a roll.
I cotto go now. There's no free lunch and I can't loaf anymore.

So you're chickening out after roasting me, eh? Lettuce see what you're made of Mikey! Don't be a boar- head over to your keyboard, cut out the filler and show us the real meat, please. Anyway you slice it, you're toast.

My puns are the wurst of the wurst...

Ya'll are awesome!

Mikey can be a deli ght. I konda ment to pull his leg, but he went on the lamb and won't step up to the counter.

I'll try to play ketchup. I don't want to get be--Heinz or they might Hunt's me down.
I'm game. I can bear it. After all, this might become a Kodiak moment.
I sure don't want to stew in my own juice and I don't want to polarize anyone. That would be grizzly and cheesy and definitely not kosher. Lard knows this ham doesn't want to get canned, honey.

Mayo weigh in on this? Ya'll seem to have a beef with each other, and it's kinda cheezy.

Aww, I just relish cutting up, I didn't mean to put him in a pickle. Don't be sour, it's been dill lightful!

These pickle posts are cool as a cucumber and cuke as a button. Sweet, too.