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zzyzzx says

The student is 17 years old now, but was 16 at the time the alleged crime took place. The student bragged to classmates about having sex with two teachers, which resulted in a St. Charles Parish Sheriff’s Office investigation at Destrehan on Friday, Sept. 26.

The problem isn't teachers and students having sex with each other. The problem is that the students keep bragging about it.

thunderlips11 says

Well, if it's only minor charges for adults with 16-year boys, gender equality says it's minor charges for MMFs with 16-year old girls.

80 years or more ago, it made sense that a man having sex with an underage girl was worse than a woman having sex with an underage boy. After all, women relied on men for income, housing, food, and survival and had to be virgins in order to get a husband and provider.

Well, this isn't the 12th to 19th centuries. None of that crap applies anymore. It's time to ditch the false notion that a 15-year-old girl is somehow more fragile or innocent than a 15-year-old boy and thus harmed by sex more (or even at all).

Hell, let's get real. The average 14-year-old girl has as much sexual experience as the average 16-year-old boy. Why? Because the 14-year-old girls are fucking the 16-year-old boys. Teenage girls and women typically choose mates that are 1 to 4 years older than they are. Yet we treat teenage girls as if they are more innocent than boys. Bullshit.

The real problem is dumb-ass parents can't deal with the fact that their children are even more sexually active than they were at the same age, and those parents were damn active when they were teenagers. But parental inability to deal with the fact that your kid is horny isn't justification to demonize and prosecute the people your kid chooses to fuck.

Yeah, real pedophiles who try to stalk 8-year-olds should be thrown in prison. But a 23-year-old and a 16-year-old? That's ridiculous. And yes, as thunderlips11 pointed out, it would be equally ridiculous if the genders were reversed. Hell, it wasn't that long ago when it was common for a 23-year-old and a 16-year-old to get married. There are still people alive today who got married at those ages.

thunderlips11 says

Well, if it's only minor charges for adults with 16-year boys, gender equality says it's minor charges for MMFs with 16-year old girls.

Well the teachers will have their unions pay for a lawyer to get them off on the charges.

Oh the pain, the pain. The pain that it wasn't me when I was 16.

;-)

Dan8267 says

80 years or more ago, it made sense that a man having sex with an underage girl was worse than a woman having sex with an underage boy. After all, women relied on men for income, housing, food, and survival and had to be virgins in order to get a husband and provider.

I nominate you for the most verbiage to say the least...

I recall a Spanish teacher in HS, who I really wanted to bang.

Well ... she never offered herself to me.

So am I suppose to feel bad for this guy?

Rin says

I recall a Spanish teacher in HS, who I really wanted to bang.

Well ... she never offered herself to me.

So am I suppose to feel bad for this guy?

Rin, a question for you......How many women have you had sex with in your lifetime?

Strategist says

Rin, a question for you......How many women have you had sex with in your lifetime?

I'm not exactly keeping count, but in terms of actual girlfriend types or lucky one-night-stands, not that many.

But if you factor in the high end esc*rts/massage ladies/strippers of Brazil, Asia, Canada, Britain, Australia, then yes, it's in the lower hundred.

As far as the teachers, they could have a few years at least of climbing out of this mess. The biggest matter is that they can be viewed as using bad judgment, which could impact their employment chances within the teaching community. This means they may have to find alternative means like teaching overseas (i.e., Caribbean private schools, etc.), or working full time for a tutoring and for-profit education company. Eventually, say after a couple of years, they may be able to get back into public education after redeeming themselves. I hope they do get that chance, and at worse have to find private employment for a couple of years before returning to the public schools.

zzyzzx says

More pics:

I fapped.

zzyzzx says

More pics:

Mad props for the important stuff.

I remember I used to stare intently at my English teacher.

I was trying to figure out where her rolls ended and her ass started.
We didn't have teachers like that, where are they finding these women, Scarlett's Cabaret.
What do they go into work one day when they are 25 and the owner of Crazy Jims, says...
"You now Mercedes Badunkadunk? You're like 25 now, why don't you go a head on, and use that Teachers degree you stripped your way through college for? We just hired a new 19 year old."

thunderlips11 says

Guy says, "No. But between you and me buddy, I'm fucking Mila Kunis."

Nah, I think you got the story backwards. The real problem is that Mila Kunis does not have any girlfriends to brag to that she is being banged by the richest and most powerful and most handsome man on the entire island. Including all the sordid details, of course.

indigenous says

Dan8267 says

80 years or more ago, it made sense that a man having sex with an underage girl was worse than a woman having sex with an underage boy. After all, women relied on men for income, housing, food, and survival and had to be virgins in order to get a husband and provider.

I nominate you for the most verbiage to say the least...

Actually, I said quite a lot in the paragraph you quoted...

APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch says

After the age of 12, all girls hunger wantonly for cock. It's all they think about, all they pursue, consuming every waking moment of consciousness, they hunger for cock to fill every open gap in their bodies.

Except for Immense Hirsute Trimammary Lesbians!

Rin says

So am I suppose to feel bad for this guy?

No, you're suppose to feel sorry for the women who's lives are being ruined by stupid, anti-sex laws. And then you're suppose to realize that if the genders were swapped, the laws would be just as fucked up.

Strategist says

Rin, a question for you......How many women have you had sex with in your lifetime?

And remember Rin, Strategist counts blow-up women.

http://www.youtube.com/embed/LetJHQ_V05o

APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch says

What if the kid can touch the back of his head with his tongue or pick up dimes from the sidewalk with his dick without bending his knees?

That would make him a Centari.

http://www.youtube.com/embed/e--3WZYEEhk

zzyzzx says

Let's get real. If these chicks were ugly, everybody on PatNet would be calling for them to be thrown in a dungeon.

In our society, whether a person, male or female, is guilty of a sex crime is largely determined by how attractive he/she is.

Dan8267 says

Strategist says

Rin, a question for you......How many women have you had sex with in your lifetime?

And remember Rin, Strategist counts blow-up women.

In that case Dan, how many women have you had sex with in your lifetime?

Who is the victim in this crime?

This seems like an example of statutory law as opposed to common law. The former is more of a law by decree rather than practicality.

indigenous says

Who is the victim in this crime?

Every other 16 year old in the school who did not get lucky.

Strategist says

Every other 16 year old in the school who did not get lucky.

Sactly

A lot of very predictable 'wish it had been me' type comments on here. Putting that aside, if this is true, those two women are a couple of seriously stupid individuals.

Bigsby says

those two women are a couple of seriously stupid individuals.

They are government employees that is an oxymoron

indigenous says

Bigsby says

those two women are a couple of seriously stupid individuals.

They are government employees that is an oxymoron

You need to look up the meaning of oxymoron.

Bigsby says

You need to look up the meaning of oxymoron.

Then it is redundant to say government employees are "seriously stupid".

Dan8267 says

In our society, whether a person, male or female, is guilty of a sex crime is largely determined by how attractive he/she is.

I disagree.

Females get a free pass here, and I'm good with that.

"If that's child molestation, I would wish this curse on every young boy." - Charles Fawcett

As if they don't have enough trouble, the two tempestuous teachers are being sued by the rest of the 16 year old boys in the school for sexual discrimination.

The boys are insisting that it to go to a lottery system next time.

indigenous says

Bigsby says

You need to look up the meaning of oxymoron.

Then it is redundant to say government employees are "seriously stupid".

That's your opinion. It's not mine. Either way, it wasn't an oxymoron.

Dan8267 says

In our society, whether a person, male or female, is guilty of a sex crime is largely determined by how attractive he/she is.

In an evolutionary world, attractive people should get better treatment. ;-)

Geez, they really look pretty good.

Bigsby says

That's your opinion. It's not mine. Either way, it wasn't an oxymoron.

Colloquially it is an oxymoron, technically military intelligence is not an oxymoron but is accepted as one.

Here in Calif we have some of the highest paid teachers in the US who teach students who are almost the worst in the US. And that goes across the board for the Calpers and Police and Fire. The status quo is more important than anything else which makes for some pretty fucking stupid employees.

indigenous says

Bigsby says

That's your opinion. It's not mine. Either way, it wasn't an oxymoron.

Colloquially it is an oxymoron, technically military intelligence is not an oxymoron but is accepted as one.

Here in Calif we have some of the highest paid teachers in the US who teach students who are almost the worst in the US. And that goes across the board for the Calpers and Police and Fire. The status quo is more important than anything else which makes for some pretty fucking stupid employees.

Sigh.

Bigsby says

Sigh.

Fuck Off

Can I have a teacher who looks like Olivia Wilde?

Three happy ending, whats the problem.

Boy got bright future, he can bang his way up.

Women, were deprived and got some.

This guys should publish a book.

The real victims here are the husband and three children of the straying wife and mother.

Vaticanus says

The real victims here are the husband and three children of the straying wife and mother.

As his wife is seemingly capable of something so ridiculously stupid, I'd say he's well shot.

Bigsby says

A lot of very predictable 'wish it had been me' type comments on here. Putting that aside, if this is true, those two women are a couple of seriously stupid individuals.

I cannot put that aside. Rape of a man by a woman is every bit as serious a crime as rape of a woman by a man. Rape is not just violence, but it is also an act of taking away a person's reproductive freedom, which is a very serious matter.

Do not forget that male rape victims are being exploited and enslaved to support children that were conceived by rape.

Can you imagine the outrage if a 30 year male teacher raped and impregnated a 16 year old female student, then gained custody of the child, then demanded child support payments from the student when she turned 18? I think the level of outrage would cause teh internets to destruct from overheating.

Equality means equality, not this evil bullshit were men are always to blame and women are always the poor victim. Enough already.