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HydroCabron says

Everyone in New Mexico must be clinching their buttocks now.

Clenching is what got this poor sap in trouble.
You have to relax during your illegal pretext stop. If they are going to seize your cash or plant dope, there is nothing you can do.
Tightening the old sphincter indicates lack of compliance, and can only get you in deeper.

This is a neat symbiosis;
The local militarized civil forfeiture pirates can team with the local "health care" syndicate and squeeze the tax paying plankton for literally everything they got.

Hmmm... Let's see: a man named David Eckert is ass-raped by Officers Bobby Orosco, Robert Chavez and Officer Hernandez.

Nope, no racial angle here. Back to prosecuting kreepy-azz krakerz.

Moral of the story, say you get stopped by a cop, and at the same time they ask you to get out of your car, you happen to have a really big fart that you are holding back, as a matter of courtesy, or so as to not be embarrassed ?

Just let it go man. Let er rip.

I hope the judge adds some very excessive punitive damages to the settlement.

Blurtman says

An illustration of how society is conditioned to not question authority.

True. Also an example of how power corrupts. Especially when in the hands of morons.

What is this about farting? Why not follow through?

Shotgun a half-dozen burritos before every trip to the hardware store. When officer Barney Marquis de Fife turns on the light bar, chug a bottle of Ex-Lax, the over-spill dribbling down both sides of your face.

You can still drop your pants while handcuffed.

Let it go, man: just let go.

Be the Jackson Pollock of shit, and let the police cruiser be your canvas. They should have to clean the car out with a shovel.

The men in brown won't know what hit them.

I dream of an America where the vast majority of traffic stops and arrests include "the subject then massively defecated" in the report.

Happier than pigs in shit!

Hmm

No one seems concerned at all that this "news report" reads exactly like a plaintiffs filing.

100% certain the incident did not happen as described in the article. Most likely relevant information is intentionally left out.

HydroCabron says

Happier than pigs in shit!

Metaphorical pigs, but literal shit.

dodgerfanjohn says

100% certain the incident did not happen as described in the article. Most likely relevant information is intentionally left out.

Another anal rape victim supports this guys story:
http://rt.com/usa/new-mexico-police-rectal-inspection-328/

"Now, continued investigation by the local KOB TV station reveals Eckert’s story wasn’t an isolated incident. According to police reports, a young man named Timothy Young was also stopped by police after a minor traffic violation. The same K-9 dog, Leo, sniffed drugs on his seat, causing police to seek a warrant to search Young’s body for illegal substances."

Apparently they have some mutt sniff your car seat and then proceed straight up your ass.

APOCALYPSEFUCK is Comptroller says

Wouldn't it have been much simpler to shoot the guy and hand him over to a high school biology class to dissect while the cops watched and took their report?

Much cheaper too. I see well over 20K in cost for all those medical procedures.

Robert Sproul says

Apparently they have some mutt sniff your car seat and then proceed straight up your ass.

What if the car and its surroundings smell like the inside of Chris Christie's colon after the state chili cookoff? To put it another way: What if the dog passes out within 10 yards of the vehicle?

APOCALYPSEFUCK is Comptroller says

This is another reason why we need self-driving cars.

Personal maglifts on a smart highway solves a multitude of problems including national security issues.

Robert Sproul says

Another anal rape victim supports this guys story:

Another Mule busted....seems many here would side with the smugglers.

Mule, this what they call people who smuggle drugs across border. very very common. so its no biggie one didnt have drugs.

The U.S. Supreme Court dealt with body packing in United States v. Montoya De Hernandez. In Hernandez, a woman attempted to smuggle 88 balloons of cocaine in her gastrointestinal tract. She had been detained for over 16 hours by customs inspectors before she finally passed some of the balloons.

She was being held because her abdomen was noticeably swollen (she claimed to be pregnant), and a search of her body had revealed that she was wearing two pairs of elastic underpants and had lined her crotch area with paper towels.

This is done because balloon swallowing makes bowel movements difficult to control. The woman claimed her fourth amendment rights had been violated, but the court found in favor of the border authorities.

dodgerfanjohn says

Hmm

No one seems concerned at all that this "news report" reads exactly like a plaintiffs filing.

100% certain the incident did not happen as described in the article. Most likely relevant information is intentionally left out.

Let me guess: You consider yourself a libertarian and a staunch advocate of limited government with a healthy distrust for authority, right?

HydroCabron says

What if the car and its surroundings smell like the inside of Chris Christie's colon after the state chili cookoff? To put it another way: What if the dog passes out within 10 yards of the vehicle?

Rasoul Speight Caught With 100 Bags Of Heroin In Anus, Police Say

It's the type of achievement that won't make it into Guinness World Records: A New Jersey man has been arrested after New Jersey police allegedly found 100 bags of heroin in his anus.

Rasoul Speight, 32, was pulled over during a routine traffic stop last Thursday. After police allegedly smelled marijuana, they searched Speight's car, but found "nothing of evidentiary value," according to UPI.com.

Both Speight and his passenger, Gary Sylak, 25, were arrested due to outstanding traffic warrants, and taken to police headquarters.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/02/25/rasoul-speight-heroin-in-anus_n_2761050.html

Ah, the small-government conservatives are here, pointing out the virtues of ass-penetrating police power as long as it's used on other people.

Dan8267 says

This alone is why the war on drugs should be ended and all powers of searching people removed.

the spice must flow.. because Dan needs his "daily" pick up..

The swallower then attempts to cross international borders, excrete the balloons, and then sell the drugs for profit. It is far more common for the swallower to be making the trip on behalf of a drug lord or drug dealer. Swallowers are often impoverished and agree to transport the drugs in exchange for money or other favors. In fewer cases, the drug dealers can attempt extortion against people by threatening physical harm against friends or family, but the more common practice is for swallowers to willingly accept the job in exchange for big payoffs. An increasingly popular type of swallowing involves having the drug in the form of liquid-filled balloons or condoms/packages. These are impossible to detect unless the airport has high-sensitivity X-Ray equipment. Most of the major airports in Europe, Canada, and the US have these machines. Note that a liquid mixture of water and the drug will most likely not be detected using a standard X-Ray Machine. As reported in Lost Rights by James Bovard: "Nigerian drug lords have employed an army of 'swallowers', those who will swallow as many as 150 balloons and smuggle drugs into the United States. Given the per capita yearly income of Nigeria is $2,100, Nigerians can collect as much as $15,000 per trip."

Abdominal X-ray showing swallowed packages of cocaine.

HydroCabron says

Ah, the small-government conservatives are here, pointing out the virtues of ass-penetrating police power as long as it's used on other people.

How else do you deal with Mules.. how low will you sink to be Mule sticking drugs up
your ass for dollar?

thomas wrong.1986 says

Another Mule busted....seems many here would side with the smugglers.

Is there no subject that you won't take the daffy side on and defend it to a lunatic extreme?

dodgerfanjohn says

Hmm

No one seems concerned at all that this "news report" reads exactly like a plaintiffs filing.

100% certain the incident did not happen as described in the article. Most likely relevant information is intentionally left out.

No matter even if its true..

Mule Smuggling is very common and rampant on the border. Remarkable how many so called "liberals" are concerned about Ass raping as Billion in Drugs from Mexican mafia are being smuggled into USA.

You gotta wonder how many of these people would rather doped up ... i doubt they really are concerned about someones rights or such. The spice must flow.

The war on drugs has failed: all controlled substances are far cheaper now than three decades ago.

The answer is not more and better cavity searches, and even more power for those sexy policemen authoritarians worship so much.

The answer is to stop.

Robert Sproul says

Is there no subject that you won't take the daffy side on and defend it to a lunatic extreme?

Drug smugglers using Mules ? no.. i am not defending them at all.. but for you the ends justify what ever means.

HydroCabron says

The war on drugs has failed: all controlled substances are far cheaper now than three decades ago.

The answer is not more and better cavity searches, and even more power for those sexy policemen authoritarians worship so much.

The answer is to stop.

the druggies need their spice to flow freely.. just like NAFTA...the irony of it...

NAFTA bad....

Drugs good...

meanwhile in the UK....

"in 2003, over 50% of foreign females in UK jails were drug mules from Jamaica. Nigerian women make a large contribution to the remaining figure. In all, around 18% of the UK's female jail population are foreigners, 60% of which are serving sentences for drug-related offences–most of them drug mules."

how low with smugglers go to ...

Drug 'mule' aged 12

by DANIEL JEFFREYS, Daily Mail

A boy of 12 who flew thousands of miles carrying heroin worth £700,000 in his stomach was recovering in hospital last night after surgeons removed the containers.

Police in New York said the boy, a U.S. citizen who had been living with grandparents in Nigeria, is one of the youngest drug 'mules' they have ever seen.
He was only caught because his body began to pass the condoms the drug was hidden in while he was in a taxi.

Doctors who removed the remaining 'packages' from his colon said he would have died if one had burst.

Police said the boy, Prince Nnaedozie Umegbolu, made the dangerous journey because he wanted to see his mother, who lives in Atlanta, Georgia. He was to be paid £1,200.

His father, Chukwunwieke Umegbolu, is in prison in Virginia for drugsmuggling.
The boy's journey began in Nigeria where drug smugglers gave him the condoms to swallow.

He then travelled alone to London by Air Nigeria before flying on to New York by British Airways.

At JFK airport, a BA official helped him find a taxi, which took him to an address in Brooklyn, but no one was there to meet him.

Taxi driver Ronald Manning said Umegbolu then asked to be taken to La Guardia, New York's domestic airport, where he said he had arranged to meet a woman in the Delta Airlines terminal.

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-109557/Drug-mule-aged-12.html#ixzz2jvUhuE2H

thomaswong.1986 says

Robert Sproul says

Is there no subject that you won't take the daffy side on and defend it to a lunatic extreme?

Drug smugglers using Mules ? no.. i am not defending them at all.. but for you the ends justify what ever means.

He doesn't even understand the question, let alone have the reading comprehension to know when he's being set up to act the fool.

Lol this has nothing to do with my Libertarian views. If I was dictator for life, drugs would have been decriminalized 2 decades ago.

The news article is bullshit on some level. That's my dispute. While I often agree with Mr. Wong, I do not on this issue(nor on the NSA/Snowden stuff).

You on the other hand Mr. Cabron, have a really twisted take on authority/police issues. I really do despise corrupt cops. And I am glad when they are caught and their lives are ruined. But the bad guys lie a lot. Most of the time. And so do money hungry people who file lawsuits. So when this sort of thing happens, rather than choose a side, I'm far more likely to sit back and see what investigations discover before I pass judgement.

In short...criminals lie nearly all the time. Only some cops lie, and only some of the time. This is not a bias. It's what the circumstances describe. I'm truly happy that video recording has become so prevalent. It exposes lying cops, while also demonstrating that the vast majority of arrests are factually justified.

I'll hold off on judgement in the matter in this article until more facts come forward.

I say make them pay for the enemas...

16 arrested in Pennsylvania "drug mule" investigation

SHAMOKIN, Pa. - September 19, 2013 (WPVI) -- A total of 16 suspected drug dealers have been arrested following an investigation in the distribution of cocaine and heroin from the Dominican Republic and Puerto Rico.

Pennsylvania Attorney General Kathleen Kane announced the results of the investigation on Thursday, which began in the summer of 2012.

Kane said the case focused on "an international trafficking organization that stretched from the Dominican Republic to New York City and then to Luzerne and Northumberland counties."

Citing a grand jury, Kane said Juan Carlos Alvarez, from the Dominican Republic, had supplied local users and dealers with bulk quantities of heroin and cocaine since at least 2008.

The associates in this case were allegedly hired to be "drug mules" and paid $10,000 to swallow balloons filed with large quantities of cocaine and heroin, which was then trafficked into New York City via international airlines.

The heroin and cocaine were then distributed in the New York City area and throughout northeastern and central Pennsylvania.

Agents estimate that during the course of the investigation the organization was responsible for distributing at least $2 million worth of cocaine and heroin, Kane said.

dodgerfanjohn says

That's my dispute. While I often agree with Mr. Wong, I do not on this issue(nor on the NSA/Snowden stuff).

fair enough...

Unbelievably, there are people who are not conservatives, yet who both:

(a) Have a job

- and -

(b) Rarely drink, and use nothing more potent than ibuprofen

Yes, it's true! Astound and amaze your little right-wing kids!

Bonus points for conservatives who leave the house and look around outside occasionally.

thomaswong.1986 says

How else do you deal with Mules.. how low will you sink to be Mule sticking drugs up your ass for dollar?

Even a casual analysis of your commentary on this site would lead a law-enforcement observer to conclude that you have consumed many varieties of hard drugs, and over an extended period of time.

Since you are not homeless - your posting times extend far beyond public library hours - there is reasonable suspicion to believe you are a man of some leisure and financial means, which, given your mental faculties and the awful battering that opiates and hallucinogens have administered to your brain, indicates that you are possibly a drug dealer.

Put more simply: probable cause.

Do you support the grant of a warrant for your colonoscopy?

egads101 says

Dodgerdumbfuck, the case is going to court. Dont you think a hospital is going to have a record of such things??

Where you dropped on your head a lot as a kid, to explain your inability to think?

records ?... records...lets look up past criminal records...looks like
mr. david eckert has a long history of tangling with the law and drug
possession. Probable cause ? maybe...

https://caselookup.nmcourts.gov/caselookup/app

HydroCabron says

indicates that you are possibly a drug dealer.

laughable...

egads101 says

Dodgerdumbfuck

Where you dropped on your head a lot as a kid

I think perhaps thomaswrong wasn't dropped on his head, he was thrown at the wall.

Yes, travel to New Mexico if you want to satisfy your medical kink. A lame version of that would run you at least 3 grand in San Francisco.

Ha ha, mule yeah right. The dude wasn't crossing a border, he was leaving the parking lot of a big box store in the county he lived in.

http://patrick.net/?p=1231674

sbh says

HydroCabron says

Ah, the small-government conservatives are here, pointing out the virtues of ass-penetrating police power as long as it's used on other people.

Yeah, they love to invert the small-government meme whenever it comes to body cavities. They have a thing for vaginas too.

Yeah, and with this they are very close to the democrats/progressives, hence one party system. As Obama and the democrats have shown they have no problem with going along with the meme of criminalizing marijuana (more than Bush who left the states alone). Where democrats/progressives use big government to rob you of your money and monetary choices because they claim to know how to better use it, a lot of republicans use it to for ass-penetrating police power perpetuating a failed war on drugs, the patriot act etc. claiming they know what's best and worst for your body (often against overwhelming proof of medical research). That only leaves you with voting libertarian for a consistent defense against erosion of civil liberties and personal freedom as well a consistent defense against overregulation, overtaxation, and political correctness. Long live the second party! ;)

thomaswong.1986 says

egads101 says

Dodgerdumbfuck, the case is going to court. Dont you think a hospital is going to have a record of such things??

Where you dropped on your head a lot as a kid, to explain your inability to think?

records ?... records...lets look up past criminal records...looks like

mr. david eckert has a long history of tangling with the law and drug

possession. Probable cause ? maybe...

https://caselookup.nmcourts.gov/caselookup/app

Yes yes yes. Should be medical documents, etc etc. But those aren't on the record yet nor is the context, nor is any other relevant evidence, testimony, etc. Hence my original point stands. The statements of supposed "fact" contained in the linked article read exactly like a plaintiffs filing.

You know, for someone who is a self proclaimed genius, for someone who graduated with an degree in mathmatics(the very basis of logic), for someone who teaches 13th grade math...heck even chairs the math department of said 13th grade school, Roberto Ribas makes the most terrible illogical statements in the universe. For someone who arrogantly calls others various curse words, and derides others for their supposed lack of intellect, you would think that Roberto Ribas himself would be able to exercise the most basic of logic.

Roberto Ribas, you should probably just go back to attempting to demonstrate your penis size to your students. I'm sure the ladies love that.

Robert Sproul says

The same K-9 dog, Leo, sniffed drugs on his seat, causing police to seek a warrant to search Young’s body for illegal substances."

K-9 Dogs can be trained to "False Alert" based on signals / expectations from the handler.

Barry Cooper, a former Texas police officer who has worked with police dogs, told Raw Story that use of canines has “gone out of control in America. They’re using dogs as an excuse to search cars when people refuse consent. The reason it’s like this is because the dogs aren’t always really alerting: it’s actually the cops using those dogs to trample our rights as citizens.”

Cooper said he was recently hired to assess an Arizona police dog handler’s record. “Out of 50 traffic stops, the canine reportedly alerted on every car but four. Drugs were only found on six occasions,” he said.

Lawrence Myers, an Auburn University professor who studies police dogs, told the Tribune that residue from long-gone drugs isn’t the only way a dog can give a false positive. Dog handlers can trigger a false positive from a dog by walking it around a car too many times, or too slowly, giving the dog a cue that a certain behavior is expected.

Interestingly...

Cooper told Raw Story that part of the problem stems from a lack of standards for police dogs. “There is no standardized test for these dogs. Anybody could open up tomorrow and start selling dogs to cops.”

and

200 False Positives in UC Davis Test with K-9s.
http://blog.sfgate.com/pets/2011/02/02/handlers-beliefs-influence-drug-sniffing-dogs-performance/#ixzz1D2nQC9Ir

How False Positives can be elicited deliberately by handlers:
http://nevergetbusted.com/nevergetbusted-tips/university-study-tricked-certified-police-dogs-to-false-alert-200-times/

So, looks like Dogs are being used like Polygraphs. A Pressure Mechanism to get false confessions or "extend" harassment when there is nothing to go on.

thomaswong.1986 says

looks like

mr. david eckert has a long history of tangling with the law and drug

possession. Probable cause ? maybe...

Probable cause? We don't need no stinking probable cause.
He has had contact with the all-pervasive "justice" system?
Under the Patriot Act's Sneak and Peak they can probably install covert video surveillance in Mr. Eckert's rectum.

To keep us safe.

Turns out Eckert had filed a lawsuit against Deming police related to a previous encounter. So this was likely retribution.
In the good old days the cops just beat your ass……

http://www.scribd.com/doc/181842056/David-Eckert-lawsuit
http://www.freedominourtime.blogspot.com

dodgerfanjohn says

In short...criminals lie nearly all the time

How is it that someone who had 2 enema's and a colonoscopy without showing up anything is a criminal? Don't you have to have a trial and conviction and all that sorts of stuff?