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justme says

Yawn. Are any guys offering to post a dick-pic on Patnet if Trump wins? No? Is that because they're shy, or is it because they know that there will not be a fan-club of female dick afficionados fawning over the prospect of seeing your dick on teh interwebs?

Because nobody wants to see those. Not even the ladies. Errc don't do that shit. Or at least for godsakes add a trigger warning.

turtledove says

Dan8267 says

And how would you know they are her breasts and not just something from Google image search?

I have some identifying accessories on me that would make the photo difficult to fake. I hate to ruin the surprise, so you'll just have to wait to find out.

We trust you turtle, and look forward to the greatest exposure ever on Patnet.

errc says

Yep. I pledged a slideshow of my head, shaft, and balls if Bernie wins the nomination.

Clinton just won. Your balls are safe.
Sorry Dan.
I personally would much prefer to view Turtle's breasts.

just_passing_through says

justme says

Yawn. Are any guys offering to post a dick-pic on Patnet if Trump wins? No? Is that because they're shy, or is it because they know that there will not be a fan-club of female dick afficionados fawning over the prospect of seeing your dick on teh interwebs?

Because nobody wants to see those. Not even the ladies. Errc don't do that shit. Or at least for godsakes add a trigger warning.

Oh theres plenty of GUYS that want to see that. Theyre just being bashful.

dodgerfanjohn says

Oh theres plenty of GUYS that want to see that. Theyre just being bashful.

Nobody who's anybody on patnet wants to see that. (clarification)

Yeah, I hate blocking people but I had to once. Too painful on the eyes.

zzyzzx says

I'm expecting something like this (NSFW):

https://i.sli.mg/Z5XsU2.jpg

I thought there was a little piece of lettuce above her right breast... but upon closer inspection, I think it's a bird, of some kind. That's pretty impressive z! She's got what appears to be a bird reference... and a Trump reference... The proportions are remarkably similar. Well done! Perhaps Dan was on to something! Except she's missing the Patnet reference... I'll tell you this much, I didn't use paint.

I know she's married, and I'm a classy guy, sooooo....

...I'll be the 1st to give her a pass and defend her if she chooses not to bare her breasts, no matter the reason.

I'm actually very worried about the current condition and future course of the nation. :

This whole titties from Trump campaign pretty much epitomizes his campaign. Yay titties - let's vote for Trump. The nomination raises the next question. What will TD do if Trump wins presidency?

Titties For Trump sounds a whole lot more tantalizing that Butts for Bernie or Dykes for Hillary.

I'm pretty sure it's blow jobs for Bernie. They will be given out for free. Don't worry, the provider network will be paid $15/hr, and Mexican's will not have to recuse themselves due to any obvious conflicts of interest.

Hillary's not using body parts or sexual favors. That will eventually be her undoing.

YesYNot says

Hillary's not using body parts or sexual favors. That will eventually be her undoing.

Judging by the shape she's in, I'm guessing it will be her undoing either way. No one wants to see THAT! When she's lecturing people about the evils of the 1%, it's best she just continue to keep it covered under one of her $12,000 Armani housecoats.

Yeah like how they defended her table cloth Grandma garb by putting a lofty price tag on it, and saying it was Armani.

Niggapuleeze!

I didn't know Armani made tents and tarps.

More than $12,000 for this ugly, shapeless garment she wore to her speech about inequality.

Lloyd Blankfein calls them Armani wipes.

The problem isn't the tarp. It's what's underneath. If Donald tried to go down on Hillary, his necks would get blocked by her hemorrhoids and taint fat. Unfortunately for Trump, Armani doesn't make a neck tarp. The only solution is a properly worn hijab, which would also protect his perfectly quaffed (like a duck) hair.

Rumor has it that the duck wanted to wear a hijab on windy days, but his staff told him he would lose all of his white supremacist voter block.

turtledove says

More than $12,000 for this ugly, shapeless garment she wore to her speech about inequality.

That's a lot of money for a tablecloth.

YesYNot says

This whole titties from Trump campaign pretty much epitomizes his campaign. Yay titties - let's vote for Trump.

Yesterday's SF Chronicle featured an article about "personalized naked pictures" promised to be sent to people who vote for Bernie in primaries.

I was just thinking... We've never really discussed terms... I said that I would put up the new avatar, but I never said for how long. 24... 48 hours?

Then you have the aspect of people who don't support the Trump or Bernie movements. I, personally, am not a Bernie supporter, however, I get why people want him. At some level, this is for them, as well. We all agree that more of the same is bad for this country. I don't agree with Bernie's specific solutions, but I respect the movement that puts the will of people above the establishment.

The question is... what do we do with the Hillary supporters? They shouldn't get to partake. It would cheapen the moment.

Those fruitcups dont even like tits, fuck them

errc says

Those fruitcups dont even like tits, fuck them

That's not what Yoko says....

turtledove says

More than $12,000 for this ugly, shapeless garment she wore to her speech about inequality.

She could have gotten this for $25.00 from Kmart.

turtledove says

The question is... what do we do with the Hillary supporters? They shouldn't get to partake. It would cheapen the moment.

You are trying to share soft porn on the internet, and make it exclusive some how?

Strategist says

She could have gotten this for $25.00 from Kmart.

Maybe she just borrowed it from Kim Jong-un? Looks very similar to outfits I've seen him wear.

Strategist says

More than $12,000 for this ugly, shapeless garment she wore to her speech about inequality.

She could have gotten this for $25.00 from Kmart

How do we know she didn't? $25 for the tablecloth, $24,975 to the store for closing it while she shopped. Just sayin'

I could be on to something...

YesYNot says

You are trying to share soft porn on the internet, and make it exclusive some how?

Exclusive is too strong of a word. I just want to increase their hassle factor. Why should I make it easy for them? And that goes double for people who irritate me, in general. I'm going to follow through with what I promised, but I don't have to make it easy for people I dislike. I'm not that generous. I mean, I am a republican for goodness sake. We don't care much for easy freebies to useless freeloaders.

Kim JongDong is prettier than IHLlary.

You and all this teasing, give me the gotdam boobs already

Ceffer says

Kim JongDong is prettier than IHLlary.

In the good old days they would make peace through marriage.
I think Hillary should marry Kim Jong Un, to make peace with N Korea. It's either Kim, or some Arab Sheik.

turtledove says

The question is... what do we do with the Hillary supporters?

All 2 of them?

Send them a picture of your husband doing the pizza delivery girl under a big oval desk....they'll understand...

turtledove says

The question is... what do we do with the Hillary supporters?

I want to see Kim JongDong's tits.

Shillary is the announced one by power of Super non-democratic Delegate "smoke filled room tactics."

'Tis was always meant to be. Destiny pre-ordained, and the American Middle Class gets screwed even harder and faster!

Viva Crony Corpocracy!!!

Save the Banks! Kill the middle class!!

More favors and free, unlimited taxpayer provided $$$ for Hillary & Bill's buddies on Wall Street (and Chelsea's hedge fund husband, too)!!!

Yayyyy!!!

Turtledove - double or nothing: If Trump wins Presidency in November, you have to post bare breasts & pic of tastefully groomed (shaved is fine) and clean vag.

Does anyone remember the p*rn knockoff on Sarah Palin? ...

freespeechforever says

I know she's married, and I'm a classy guy, sooooo....

...I'll be the 1st to give her a pass and defend her if she chooses not to bare her breasts, no matter the reason.

You are very sweet for saying that, but it's all good. My husband was the photographer, my identity is shielded (should I ever decide to run for public office someday), and I'm not actually all that shy about body parts. We have an IVF clinic. I see half naked females every day of my life. Perhaps it's desensitized me, a bit. They are just breasts... It's not like I'm posting a video of me waterboarding someone. But I appreciate your generosity. It's mighty kind of you, fine sir.

freespeechforever says

Turtledove - double or nothing: If Trump wins Presidency in November, you have to post bare breasts & pic of tastefully groomed (shaved is fine) and clean vag.

No, a promise is a promise. I haven't decided yet what I will do if Trump actually wins. A vag shot is kind of nasty. I'm not sure what you mean by "clean." More accurately, I'm confused as to what a "dirty" vag would be... (pictures are NOT necessary... use your words, instead). I saw a picture once in a medical journal that showed a woman who had essentially amputated her own clitoris when it became entangled in her own overgrown pubic hair. That was a disturbing sight. I've meticulously shaved ever since. But you'll have to trust me on that because there is zero chance I'm putting up a photo to prove it.

I'm serious when I say I'd be first to defend your insistence if you wanted to back out, and am just teasing you about the rest.

But it sounds like you're similar in thought process to my wife and I; we'd much rather have our young one grow up European style, seeing naked body parts (NOT porn; more like the human body is to not be ashamed of, and nudity does not insinuate sexuality)) in the natural human state than watching standard-fare, primetime American movies, television and other media where people are regularly depicted getting violently killed with bullets to the head, chopped up with axes, etc.

You're a good sport, turtledove

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