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turtledove
2016 Jun 6, 8:31pm
I'm expecting something like this (NSFW):
https://i.sli.mg/Z5XsU2.jpg
I thought there was a little piece of lettuce above her right breast... but upon closer inspection, I think it's a bird, of some kind. That's pretty impressive z! She's got what appears to be a bird reference... and a Trump reference... The proportions are remarkably similar. Well done! Perhaps Dan was on to something! Except she's missing the Patnet reference... I'll tell you this much, I didn't use paint.
I know she's married, and I'm a classy guy, sooooo....
...I'll be the 1st to give her a pass and defend her if she chooses not to bare her breasts, no matter the reason.
I'm actually very worried about the current condition and future course of the nation. :
FNWGMOBDVZXDNW
2016 Jun 7, 8:01am
This whole titties from Trump campaign pretty much epitomizes his campaign. Yay titties - let's vote for Trump. The nomination raises the next question. What will TD do if Trump wins presidency?
FuckTheMainstreamMedia
2016 Jun 7, 8:49am
Titties For Trump sounds a whole lot more tantalizing that Butts for Bernie or Dykes for Hillary.
FNWGMOBDVZXDNW
2016 Jun 7, 9:07am
I'm pretty sure it's blow jobs for Bernie. They will be given out for free. Don't worry, the provider network will be paid $15/hr, and Mexican's will not have to recuse themselves due to any obvious conflicts of interest.
Hillary's not using body parts or sexual favors. That will eventually be her undoing.
turtledove
2016 Jun 7, 9:24am
Hillary's not using body parts or sexual favors. That will eventually be her undoing.
Judging by the shape she's in, I'm guessing it will be her undoing either way. No one wants to see THAT! When she's lecturing people about the evils of the 1%, it's best she just continue to keep it covered under one of her $12,000 Armani housecoats.
Tenpoundbass
2016 Jun 7, 9:47am
Yeah like how they defended her table cloth Grandma garb by putting a lofty price tag on it, and saying it was Armani.
Niggapuleeze!
turtledove
2016 Jun 7, 10:30am
More than $12,000 for this ugly, shapeless garment she wore to her speech about inequality.
FNWGMOBDVZXDNW
2016 Jun 7, 11:27am
The problem isn't the tarp. It's what's underneath. If Donald tried to go down on Hillary, his necks would get blocked by her hemorrhoids and taint fat. Unfortunately for Trump, Armani doesn't make a neck tarp. The only solution is a properly worn hijab, which would also protect his perfectly quaffed (like a duck) hair.
Rumor has it that the duck wanted to wear a hijab on windy days, but his staff told him he would lose all of his white supremacist voter block.
zzyzzx
2016 Jun 7, 11:46am
More than $12,000 for this ugly, shapeless garment she wore to her speech about inequality.
That's a lot of money for a tablecloth.
RWSGFY
2016 Jun 7, 12:00pm
This whole titties from Trump campaign pretty much epitomizes his campaign. Yay titties - let's vote for Trump.
Yesterday's SF Chronicle featured an article about "personalized naked pictures" promised to be sent to people who vote for Bernie in primaries.
turtledove
2016 Jun 7, 6:39pm
I was just thinking... We've never really discussed terms... I said that I would put up the new avatar, but I never said for how long. 24... 48 hours?
Then you have the aspect of people who don't support the Trump or Bernie movements. I, personally, am not a Bernie supporter, however, I get why people want him. At some level, this is for them, as well. We all agree that more of the same is bad for this country. I don't agree with Bernie's specific solutions, but I respect the movement that puts the will of people above the establishment.
The question is... what do we do with the Hillary supporters? They shouldn't get to partake. It would cheapen the moment.
Strategist
2016 Jun 7, 6:46pm
More than $12,000 for this ugly, shapeless garment she wore to her speech about inequality.
She could have gotten this for $25.00 from Kmart.
FNWGMOBDVZXDNW
2016 Jun 7, 6:51pm
The question is... what do we do with the Hillary supporters? They shouldn't get to partake. It would cheapen the moment.
You are trying to share soft porn on the internet, and make it exclusive some how?
turtledove
2016 Jun 7, 6:55pm
She could have gotten this for $25.00 from Kmart.
Maybe she just borrowed it from Kim Jong-un? Looks very similar to outfits I've seen him wear.
elliemae
2016 Jun 7, 6:55pm
More than $12,000 for this ugly, shapeless garment she wore to her speech about inequality.
She could have gotten this for $25.00 from Kmart
How do we know she didn't? $25 for the tablecloth, $24,975 to the store for closing it while she shopped. Just sayin'
turtledove
2016 Jun 7, 7:10pm
You are trying to share soft porn on the internet, and make it exclusive some how?
Exclusive is too strong of a word. I just want to increase their hassle factor. Why should I make it easy for them? And that goes double for people who irritate me, in general. I'm going to follow through with what I promised, but I don't have to make it easy for people I dislike. I'm not that generous. I mean, I am a republican for goodness sake. We don't care much for easy freebies to useless freeloaders.
Strategist
2016 Jun 7, 7:15pm
Kim JongDong is prettier than IHLlary.
In the good old days they would make peace through marriage.
I think Hillary should marry Kim Jong Un, to make peace with N Korea. It's either Kim, or some Arab Sheik.
Y
2016 Jun 7, 8:13pm
Send them a picture of your husband doing the pizza delivery girl under a big oval desk....they'll understand...
The question is... what do we do with the Hillary supporters?
Shillary is the announced one by power of Super non-democratic Delegate "smoke filled room tactics."
'Tis was always meant to be. Destiny pre-ordained, and the American Middle Class gets screwed even harder and faster!
Viva Crony Corpocracy!!!
Save the Banks! Kill the middle class!!
More favors and free, unlimited taxpayer provided $$$ for Hillary & Bill's buddies on Wall Street (and Chelsea's hedge fund husband, too)!!!
Yayyyy!!!
Turtledove - double or nothing: If Trump wins Presidency in November, you have to post bare breasts & pic of tastefully groomed (shaved is fine) and clean vag.
turtledove
2016 Jun 7, 8:29pm
I know she's married, and I'm a classy guy, sooooo....
...I'll be the 1st to give her a pass and defend her if she chooses not to bare her breasts, no matter the reason.
You are very sweet for saying that, but it's all good. My husband was the photographer, my identity is shielded (should I ever decide to run for public office someday), and I'm not actually all that shy about body parts. We have an IVF clinic. I see half naked females every day of my life. Perhaps it's desensitized me, a bit. They are just breasts... It's not like I'm posting a video of me waterboarding someone. But I appreciate your generosity. It's mighty kind of you, fine sir.
turtledove
2016 Jun 7, 8:49pm
Turtledove - double or nothing: If Trump wins Presidency in November, you have to post bare breasts & pic of tastefully groomed (shaved is fine) and clean vag.
No, a promise is a promise. I haven't decided yet what I will do if Trump actually wins. A vag shot is kind of nasty. I'm not sure what you mean by "clean." More accurately, I'm confused as to what a "dirty" vag would be... (pictures are NOT necessary... use your words, instead). I saw a picture once in a medical journal that showed a woman who had essentially amputated her own clitoris when it became entangled in her own overgrown pubic hair. That was a disturbing sight. I've meticulously shaved ever since. But you'll have to trust me on that because there is zero chance I'm putting up a photo to prove it.
I'm serious when I say I'd be first to defend your insistence if you wanted to back out, and am just teasing you about the rest.
But it sounds like you're similar in thought process to my wife and I; we'd much rather have our young one grow up European style, seeing naked body parts (NOT porn; more like the human body is to not be ashamed of, and nudity does not insinuate sexuality)) in the natural human state than watching standard-fare, primetime American movies, television and other media where people are regularly depicted getting violently killed with bullets to the head, chopped up with axes, etc.
marcus
2016 Jun 7, 9:30pm
More than $12,000 for this ugly, shapeless garment she wore to her speech about inequality.
Yeah. Trump's not the only one who knows how to play the media. I'm guessing this was not a mistake.
turtledove
2016 Jun 7, 9:41pm
Yeah. Trump's not the only one who knows how to play the media. I'm guessing this was not a mistake.
To what avail? That just looks sooooo bad. Here she is pontificating on inequality, all the while wearing an ugly ass jacket that costs as much as a minimum wage earner makes in 7 months of working full time. I know she's smart. It's hard to imagine it went over her head.
MisdemeanorRebel
2016 Jun 7, 9:45pm
A vag shot is kind of nasty. I'm not sure what you mean by "clean."
Yeah, no vag shot. I call them "Roast Beef" pictures, reminds me of a roast beef being sliced at a buffet. Clinical. I like to be down there or in there but not stare there.
Lingerie or tush, please!
Y
2016 Jun 7, 9:50pm
I'd be happy with a middle aged hairy ear lobe...preferably outfitted with a couple of flattened wax frisbees intertwined with earphone sponge remnants...
I mean...really. I'm not greedy.
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