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MisdemeanorRebel
2019 Nov 18, 10:59pm
MisdemeanorRebel
2019 Nov 18, 10:59pm
SunnyvaleCA says
The whole thing is silly.
The US always uses aid leverage and always has.
This is just a red herring.
One would have to prove that POTUS received "something of personal value" from the Ukraine in return for aid.
If Trump is guilty, then Jimmy Carter is guilty of bribery because he withheld cooperation and aid with Iran until they released the hostages, which would have given him an advantage over Ronald Reagan.
That would be a "no," Marcus. Although Trump did temporarily hold up money, he never requested an announcement. And, in fact, he released the money before such announcement was made; and, in fact, there has never been an announcement.
The whole thing is silly.
The US always uses aid leverage and always has.
This is just a red herring.
One would have to prove that POTUS received "something of personal value" from the Ukraine in return for aid.
If Trump is guilty, then Jimmy Carter is guilty of bribery because he withheld cooperation and aid with Iran until they released the hostages, which would have given him an advantage over Ronald Reagan.
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Onvacation
2019 Nov 19, 6:39am
Onvacation
2019 Nov 19, 6:39am
marcus says
Had. Before his corruption was uncovered.
Who, now, has the greatest chance of beating Trump?
the political rival Trump thought had the greatest chance to beat him in 2020 ?
Had. Before his corruption was uncovered.
Who, now, has the greatest chance of beating Trump?
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MisdemeanorRebel
2019 Nov 19, 7:46am
MisdemeanorRebel
2019 Nov 19, 7:46am
marcus says
So if I commit a potential crime, as long as I run for President I'm safe from Prosecution?
Maybe we need an investigation into Obama ordering audits into Trump's IRS records
Nothing in the Constitution about those running for, but not holding Federal Offices being immune from investigation and prosecution.
You mean like, for example, an announcement of an investigation by a foreign government in to the political rival Trump thought had the greatest chance to beat him in 2020 ?
So if I commit a potential crime, as long as I run for President I'm safe from Prosecution?
Maybe we need an investigation into Obama ordering audits into Trump's IRS records
Nothing in the Constitution about those running for, but not holding Federal Offices being immune from investigation and prosecution.
3515
FortwayeAsFuckJoeBiden
2019 Nov 19, 9:28am
Left eating Britney Spears fan who is not even a Trump supporter.
Only proves left is autistic.
marcus says
Only proves left is autistic.
marcus says
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MisdemeanorRebel
2019 Nov 19, 4:02pm
The ACLU folks. Did you know that you can shed the lining of your uterus, even if you don't have one?
MisdemeanorRebel
2019 Nov 19, 4:02pm
There’s no one way to be a man.
Men who get their periods are men.
Men who get pregnant and give birth are men.
Trans and non-binary men belong.#InternationalMensDay— ACLU (@ACLU) November 19, 2019
The ACLU folks. Did you know that you can shed the lining of your uterus, even if you don't have one?
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MisdemeanorRebel
2019 Nov 19, 4:25pm
MisdemeanorRebel
2019 Nov 19, 4:25pm
Is that the Charity that shut down right after Hillary lost her election?
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Onvacation
2019 Nov 19, 5:04pm
Onvacation
2019 Nov 19, 5:04pm
jazz_music says
How much money did Hillary get from the Ukrainians? And what did the Ukrainians get for that large donation to the Clinton foundation? Do you think that war mongering bitch would have been a better president than Trump?
Not expecting answers.
Politicians are so corrupt. They claim to serve the people but in reality we serve them.
How much money did Hillary get from the Ukrainians? And what did the Ukrainians get for that large donation to the Clinton foundation? Do you think that war mongering bitch would have been a better president than Trump?
Not expecting answers.
Politicians are so corrupt. They claim to serve the people but in reality we serve them.
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SunnyvaleCA
2019 Nov 19, 8:23pm
NoCoupForYou says
Yes, totally. Giving away free money as "aid" is always the beginning of a quid pro quo. Maybe it's for buying votes from that country at the UN, or maybe it's so they go along with our war-that-we-pretend-isn't-a-war "sanctions" against countries we want to overthrow, or maybe it's to produce a fraudulent Steele dossier to attack a political rival.
SunnyvaleCA saysThat would be a "no," Marcus. Although Trump did temporarily hold up money, he never requested an announcement. And, in fact, he released the money before such announcement was made; and, in fact, there has never been an announcement.
The whole thing is silly.
The US always uses aid leverage and always has.
This is just a red herring.
One would have to prove that POTUS received "something of personal value" from the Ukraine in return for aid.
If Trump is guilty, then Jimmy Carter is guilty of bribery because he withheld cooperation and aid with Iran until they released the hostages, which would have given him an advantage over Ronald Reagan.
Yes, totally. Giving away free money as "aid" is always the beginning of a quid pro quo. Maybe it's for buying votes from that country at the UN, or maybe it's so they go along with our war-that-we-pretend-isn't-a-war "sanctions" against countries we want to overthrow, or maybe it's to produce a fraudulent Steele dossier to attack a political rival.
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MisdemeanorRebel
2019 Nov 20, 12:10am
MisdemeanorRebel
2019 Nov 20, 12:10am
marcus says
Here's what's missing:
Everybody wanted a clean sweep of the FBI after decades of Hoover's corruption and extortion.
Deepthroat was passed over for Director of the FBI because of his long history of being a top Hoover crony.
He leaked everything about Watergate to the WaPo as an act of Revenge about not getting his bureaucrat due.
Here's what's missing:
Everybody wanted a clean sweep of the FBI after decades of Hoover's corruption and extortion.
Deepthroat was passed over for Director of the FBI because of his long history of being a top Hoover crony.
He leaked everything about Watergate to the WaPo as an act of Revenge about not getting his bureaucrat due.
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Tenpoundbass
2019 Nov 20, 6:46am
Tenpoundbass
2019 Nov 20, 6:46am
If your name is Donald Trump, you stomped the dog shit out of Hillary Clinton and wiped your ass on the first Negro President's Legucy. Then it's an impeachable offense.
Onvacation says
Onvacation says
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georgeliberte
2019 Nov 20, 7:42am
Seems consistent because Antifa is more numerous and more dangerous as they move into more violent phases.
georgeliberte
2019 Nov 20, 7:42am
Seems consistent because Antifa is more numerous and more dangerous as they move into more violent phases.
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Shaman
2019 Nov 20, 12:04pm
Shaman
2019 Nov 20, 12:04pm
marcus says
The first two made their money with fraud schemes and selling access to power which defrauded the public who elected them.
Trump made his money by starting hundreds of businesses which served the public.
And you wonder why people don’t trust Ivy League assholes!!
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Don't you just hate those ivory tower wonks ? Give me a corrupt emotionally challenged narcissist con man any day of the week. It's so refreshing ™️
The first two made their money with fraud schemes and selling access to power which defrauded the public who elected them.
Trump made his money by starting hundreds of businesses which served the public.
And you wonder why people don’t trust Ivy League assholes!!
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Tenpoundbass
2019 Nov 20, 1:45pm
Tenpoundbass
2019 Nov 20, 1:45pm
There's a difference in cases in the real world with evidence that can convict. Vs the Liberal pure made up fantasies like this pisspoor meme.
marcus says
marcus says
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Tenpoundbass
2019 Nov 20, 6:54pm
Tenpoundbass
2019 Nov 20, 6:54pm
marcus says
He's the most calm eloquent guy in Congress. He chews people up with their own shit. He doesn't pull the race card like all of the Libcom Slicksters like to do.
how come there aint no Black Caucus members on this committee accusing the Ukraine ambassadors of being racists? Where in the Fuck is Ted Lieu?
There's a Cock Sucker for ya!
He's the most calm eloquent guy in Congress. He chews people up with their own shit. He doesn't pull the race card like all of the Libcom Slicksters like to do.
how come there aint no Black Caucus members on this committee accusing the Ukraine ambassadors of being racists? Where in the Fuck is Ted Lieu?
There's a Cock Sucker for ya!
3546
ignoreme
2019 Nov 20, 8:05pm
marcus says
How is this even humor? God you suck at memes. Go ahead and flag this as personal. I’ll probably do it myself. But you are truly dumb and not funny.
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Filed under "Facts"
How is this even humor? God you suck at memes. Go ahead and flag this as personal. I’ll probably do it myself. But you are truly dumb and not funny.
3547
HeadSet
2019 Nov 20, 8:07pm
HeadSet
2019 Nov 20, 8:07pm
marcus says
Absolutely wrong. He never said he acted under Trumps orders. He repeated spoke how he "assumed" that is what Trump wanted. When asked point blank if anyone told him to withhold aid for a favor, he said no. He also said Trump specifically said "no quid pro quo." Of course the anti-Trumpers are saying the "no quid pro quo" statement came out because Trump was anticipating being investigated.
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Filed under "Facts"
Absolutely wrong. He never said he acted under Trumps orders. He repeated spoke how he "assumed" that is what Trump wanted. When asked point blank if anyone told him to withhold aid for a favor, he said no. He also said Trump specifically said "no quid pro quo." Of course the anti-Trumpers are saying the "no quid pro quo" statement came out because Trump was anticipating being investigated.
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Onvacation
2019 Nov 20, 8:40pm
Onvacation
2019 Nov 20, 8:40pm
marcus says
What was the quid pro quo TODAY? Arms for Investigation? Announcement for meeting? Bribery? Extortion? OBSTRUCTION OF JUSTICE!
Nunes asked for the whistleblower AND Hunter Biden to testify in closed door hearings. The news reports it as "Nunes wants to expose the whistleblower to bodily harm or even murder".
It's all political theatre.
Meanwhile in Hong Kong...
What was the quid pro quo TODAY? Arms for Investigation? Announcement for meeting? Bribery? Extortion? OBSTRUCTION OF JUSTICE!
Nunes asked for the whistleblower AND Hunter Biden to testify in closed door hearings. The news reports it as "Nunes wants to expose the whistleblower to bodily harm or even murder".
It's all political theatre.
Meanwhile in Hong Kong...
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