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5142   Onvacation   2020 Feb 18, 5:42am  

marcus says
. I know you love it when I get all on my high horse about literacy and punctuation. All that useless elementary school shit

Just because. Practice and you'll get it.
5143   CBOEtrader   2020 Feb 18, 5:48am  

marcus says
Even DErshowitz clearly states that the issue isn't even what he did, but more the question of if he did do what was suggested, was it impeachable.


No, he didnt. You've been lied to, but you wont even find his quote to prove me wrong, will you. Ask yourself why
5144   CBOEtrader   2020 Feb 18, 5:52am  

marcus says
Look the case was made by both sides, I heard both sides directly make their case.


Both sides? Dude the impeachment was 100% one sided. You havent even in the slightest "heard both sides" as one side wasnt allowed to speak.

The ease with which you lie to yourself is emblematic of our CNN/MSNBC propagandized times. Look at the facts and try, at least... or just be a bunch of righteous mob nazis.
5145   CBOEtrader   2020 Feb 18, 6:32am  

marcus says
CBOEtrader says
You've been lied to, but you wont even find his quote to prove me wrong, will you. Ask yourself why


I heard it myself on the radio live as I was driving. You're the one that learns through a biased filter, not me. If only you had the integrity to read Dershowitz' argument rather than just repeatedly call me names. What are you afraid of learning ?


YOU made a statement. YOU cant find evidence or even a direct quote to back it up. The lie in your statement is that D somehow suggested something wrong happened. He didn't. D suggested the allegations even if true, couldn't legally result in impeachment, to which there is currently no evidence anyways.

i listened to most of the impeachment proceeding. I heard everything D said, and I heard the lies CNN/MSNBC told about him. I listen to CNN/MSNBC far more than any right winger purely via osmosis. Keep lying to yourself though. I mean, everyone who disagrees with you is a nazi right? Thats what Don Lemon tells you to think, just go with it.
5147   CBOEtrader   2020 Feb 18, 7:07am  

marcus says
CBOEtrader says
D suggested the allegations even if true, couldn't legally result in impeachment,


Ah, you finally fucking looked it up. I like the way you act indignant and like I was wrong as you FINALLY admit that what I said was correct.

Oh, I was lied to by CCNN and all the propaganda that I supposedly get my opinion from. Hahaha, then finally you look it up only to realize that I was right, and then in Trump like dishonest fashion you still press on spinning it as if I said something different.

Unbelievable.


marcus says
Even DErshowitz clearly states that the issue isn't even what he did
is a factually incorrect concept, fed to you by the MSM. The CNN/MSNBC spin on D the entire time was that D was somehow admitting Quid Pro Quo, BUT it wasnt impeachable. The left took it further with implications that D admitted Trump wrongdoing, but its not impeachable. Its slippery thinking, based on illusory facts spun to you by propagandists.

The truth: https://thehill.com/homenews/sunday-talk-shows/481073-dershowitz-any-citizen-would-find-ukraine-quid-pro-quo-troubling

D NEVER SAID that he thought trump did something wrong. He never said that a quid pro quo for a political favor in return for $$ would be ok with anyone, but that was the spin and you twirled right along w it.
5148   CBOEtrader   2020 Feb 18, 7:13am  

marcus says
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Obama fought the LGBTQ community until he was elected.

Guess which POTUS is the only POTUS in history to support them before election? 25 years before his election, at a minimum.
5149   HeadSet   2020 Feb 18, 7:17am  

Obama fought the LGBTQ community until he was elected.

And remember Obama sent Biden out to test the waters before Obama himself would "evolve."
5154   Misc   2020 Feb 18, 8:50am  

NoCoupForYou says


The chart doesn't quite do Trump justice, as there were also an additional 8 million part time jobs that became full time jobs under his watch.
5155   MisdemeanorRebel   2020 Feb 18, 8:54am  



Remember folks, Obama's Solyndra Loan was so good, we're feeling the impact 10 years later. But, vote for Bernie Sanders to fix the Economy!
5156   WookieMan   2020 Feb 18, 9:41am  

marcus says
I heard it myself on the radio live as I was driving. You're the one that learns through a biased filter, not me.

That's nice you listened to it, but I've said it here before, it needed to be watched. Body language is an extremely efficient way to judge the truth which I'm sure you'll argue. Facial expressions. The way someone may struggle to answer a straight forward question. The questioners themselves and whether they're confident or not in what they're asking. How they look when they ask. You can't get that from a radio. I watched probably 25-30 hours between the house committees and senate on CSPAN and stopped during the breaks. No filler or outside influence from the network.

You're not wrong and Trump lies for sure. But the impeachment was a complete and absolute waste of time. Trump has also already been reprimanded or sued for his other infractions before becoming POTUS. They're done, over with. None of them rise to the level of him being imprisoned and this pisses people off. Everyone you know has committed some petty crime or potentially serious crime. If it's a problem for you then you're probably not going to have many friends let alone be able to vote for anyone in either party. (that's not meant as an insult, just pointing out that if Trumps transgressions are a problem, most people associate with people just as bad if not worse and just maybe don't know it)

Every politician lies anyway, so it's ironic that we now have a new standard set up that lying is a problem even though both parties have been doing it for generations.
5159   Onvacation   2020 Feb 18, 7:48pm  

April 2020?

We keep hearing about bombshells from both sides. They all end up as duds.

Lee Harvey didn't act alone. The Vietnamese did not attack us in Tonkin Bay. World Trade Center Seven did not "collapse from fire". And Epstein didn't kill himself.
5160   CBOEtrader   2020 Feb 18, 8:44pm  

marcus says
That's not the kind of person we want as a leader.


maybe, but thats the sort of person who can ignore all odds while building $B empires and winning POTUS elections. Trump, nor Obama, nor anyone of that level of achievement is a normal person. They all have egos the size of Alaska, its a pre-req
5161   WookieMan   2020 Feb 19, 7:23am  

marcus says
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Lol, left has gotta really stop using Greta. She just sailed across the Atlantic in a million dollar yacht (yes, I know it's a catamaran). More emissions were put into building that vessel and operating it then the average person probably puts out in a decade. Congrats Greta.... just because it can use wind doesn't mean it's efficient...

https://www.frontpagelive.com/2019/11/15/where-is-greta-thunberg-now-sailing-across-atlantic-to-spain-with-this-aussie-yachting-couple/
5162   socal2   2020 Feb 19, 9:18am  

Trump has some work to do to catch up with Obama's pardons and commutations.



5163   HeadSet   2020 Feb 19, 11:09am  

Notice Johnson's bar chart above looks like he is flipping the bird...
5167   CBOEtrader   2020 Feb 19, 11:11pm  

marcus says
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Not all of Marcus's memes are bad
5168   Booger   2020 Feb 20, 5:16pm  

You guys need to post stuff that is actually funny. Like this:
5171   MisdemeanorRebel   2020 Feb 20, 8:52pm  



This is actually real.
5173   Onvacation   2020 Feb 21, 7:44am  

marcus says
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You forgot Russian collusion. At the rate the earth is currently warming the temperature will be four degrees cooler by the year 2100.
5175   Bd6r   2020 Feb 21, 9:38am  

If you agree with science that there are only two genders, then you are a BIGOT and should be excommunicated!

marcus says
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5176   Heraclitusstudent   2020 Feb 21, 10:20am  

That is so true.
marcus says

5177   Heraclitusstudent   2020 Feb 21, 10:21am  

Who says the left can't meme.
marcus says
5179   RC2006   2020 Feb 21, 10:50am  

NoCoupForYou says


On local new "russia interfering with election to help Trump". Dems are so fucking stupid that cant even come up with new narratives.
How many times is bs Russia going to be brought up and how long will it take for them to realize this stupid shit has been going on forever between all countries with even an ounce of power. If anything Russia would want Bernie "Commie" Sanders.

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