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CBOEtrader says

Baron Trump is the new chairman of the fed. He got a B- in pre-calc. Hes ready

he's probably overqualified

APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch says

Think about it.

Damn straight!
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VINCENT says

Fortwaynemobile says

If we replace department of education with a rock, it’ll increase SAT test scores.

Doesn’t need to be an expensive rock, an ordinary pebble will suffice.

How about one of these?

https://www.petrock.com/

Too expensive, just a free fucking pebble from outside.

No one is blaming Obama for anything, except shitty Obamacare which is still on the books.

Trump fixed most of the things Obama fucked up, not everything, but most.

Tim Aurora says

FortWayneIndiana says

No one is blaming Obama for anything, except shitty Obamacare which is still on the books.

Trump fixed most of the things Obama fucked up, not everything, but most.

Trump even brought down the Corona-virus mortality rate below 1% . MAAAA GAAAAAA

one day you'll make a grown up argument... but i don't think that day is today. sorry, better luck next time.

Tim Aurora says

Patrick says

But if the virus takes hold here, then it could be a few years before stocks rally. But rally they will.

"Buy when there's blood in the streets."

No time to buy as you have to wait it out. Don't catch the falling knife.

If your 50 and under with no intention of retiring in the next 5-7 years, you should be buying and buying a lot of index funds if you don't have time to research. Double or triple your 401k withholdings if they are paid each paycheck and fund purchases immediately.

You've given the worst possible advice and I don't get why?

Like wookie says, if you have the income, keep buying stock mutual funds for capital appreciation.

Personally I prefer actively managed funds in retirement accounts and index funds in taxable accounts because they are tax efficient (don’t produce big 1099).

Either way, time invested will increase your pile, compounded dividends are the secret boost.

I wish I had more income, but I won’t be able to do anything about that for a few months.

People in S. Florida said to me “enjoy your money, you can’t take it with you”, but I somehow can’t switch gears to stop wanting to invest.

https://www.bloomberg.com/news/videos/2020-03-05/no-upside-to-jumping-into-markets-right-now-gabelli-s-ward-says-video

jazz_music says

Fortwaynemobile says

If you aren’t buying dips, you are missing out.

No one is gonna hold your hand and tell you to buy now.

Being a winner is a choice. Being a loser is a default.

You advocate staking financial stability on gambling hunches and "loser" status on not gambling.

Is this wise?

It’s not gambling if you know what you are doing and have a predictable ror.

"a predictable ror"!
LOL

That’s funny. He said nothing about SS and Medicare. So much fake news on the left, I am under impression that the left today is autistic with TDS.

Choices, Choices? Do we gamble on Coronavirus, or just rob corpses?

Starting age for SS should be 95, and Medicare 100. Problem solved. Stogies for lobbyists.

I hear that Coronavirus, zinc, nitrogen and a few mowed down neighbors really green up the lawn.

What are you complaining about? You finally got the turf you wanted - AMMO and YAMS! Maybe Realtors are free to hunt next. FACE! is back on the dinner menu again.

It could have been worse. He could have come out as a Democrat.

I haven't seen them taking any young folks off cruise ships in body bags.
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Ceffer says

I hear that Coronavirus, zinc, nitrogen and a few mowed down neighbors really green up the lawn.

Don’t knock it till you try it.

OccasionalCortex says

Know that Six degrees of Separation thing?

I am two degrees. Or is it three? ...from a confirmed coronavirus infected person.

Me -> My parents (retired) -> Another couple in the same retirement community as my parents who play bocce ball with them. They are on this cruise ship. Wife has tested positive. Total of 17 passengers are from the same retirement community as well. No, my parents are not one of them on that ship. Nor have I ever come into contact with these people myself.

Another 'Nightmare At Sea': 21 Cruise Ship Passengers & Crew Off San Francisco Test Positive For Covid-19

You and your family are in danger of all dying in exactly 3 weeks.

lol sometimes too much info isn't good. They will all be quarantined anyways. So far SF sits at 2 cases but there may be a few more undetected. Probably higher chances of winning a few grand in the lottery than catching it unless the numbers rise sharply.

OccasionalCortex says

mell says

They will all be quarantined anyways.

Already are. Ship has been stuck out in the Bay for alike three days now or something.

I'm surprised they let them out here as they were figuring out if SF had the proper cdc procedures in place. They must have gotten rid of all the hobos within the perimeter. It's pretty nice to finally have less traffic in the city again.

Me Two.

What a half ass fag. Took him 40+ years to realize he is into weird shit. And fuck didn’t even specify if he pitches or catches. Low quality fag clearly.

Dude, you just made everyone at Patrick.net THREE or FOUR degrees of separation from The Coronavirus. You realize... this means Apocalypsefuck and I will now have to take zombie invasion measures against this perceived threat, like the Founding Fathers intended!

OccasionalCortex says

Know that Six degrees of Separation thing?

I am two degrees. Or is it three? ...from a confirmed coronavirus infected person.

Me -> My parents (retired) -> Another couple in the same retirement community as my parents who play bocce ball with them. They are on this cruise ship. Wife has tested positive. Total of 17 passengers are from the same retirement community as well. No, my parents are not one of them on that ship. Nor have I ever come into contact with these people myself.

Another 'Nightmare At Sea': 21 Cruise Ship Passengers & Crew Off San Francisco Test Positive For Covid-19

www.youtube.com/embed/52qN92CkTvQ

There doesn't seem to be that much to worry about if you're reasonably young and healthy, and a non-smoker. Most of the deaths are elderly or smokers or have big health problems already.

Work from home if you can. Wash your hands. Have a glass of red wine (some evidence that it reduces flus, and definitely reduces tension). Watch a movie.

“How is it being a gynecologist?”
“Business is looking up.”

DIE, DISEASED BOOMFUCKS, FUCKING DIE ALREADY!

That guy is a little over the top in my opinion.

A week or two from now we're going to have a better picture of this, as they are doing a lot more testing.

marcus says

That guy is a little over the top in my opinion.

I agree. He did have a good point about how all our meds come from China and India and they can and will without it if they need it. We should require at least some medicine to be made in USA.

The ducking sky is falling!!!!! Plant yams, take high ground!!!!

www.youtube.com/embed/TPpoJGYlW54

China is ASSHOE!!!

Watch a movie.

"Andromeda Strain" or "Omega Man"

APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch says

This guy should get the MEDAL! OF FREEDOM! from the President !

2 medals, not just one.

Take necessary precautions

Patrick says

There doesn't seem to be that much to worry about if you're reasonably young and healthy, and a non-smoker. Most of the deaths are elderly or smokers or have big health problems already.

Work from home if you can. Wash your hands. Have a glass of red wine (some evidence that it reduces flus, and definitely reduces tension). Watch a movie.

I'm going to do the complete opposite and go on a cruise. lol. Although they did just offer an updated cancellation policy. I'm actually looking forward an empty ship. And if you like cruises or have thought about trying one, booking one now is insanely cheap for the coming months. Mine is a 10 day and with fees baked in you're looking at about $550 for an interior room. Food, booze and room all inclusive.... That's likely cheaper than your everyday living budget for those things.

If this thing goes away kind of quietly. pick up cruise stocks. As long as this doesn't tank the broader overall economy long term, cruise lines can and will recover.

WookieMan says

Patrick says

There doesn't seem to be that much to worry about if you're reasonably young and healthy, and a non-smoker. Most of the deaths are elderly or smokers or have big health problems already.

Work from home if you can. Wash your hands. Have a glass of red wine (some evidence that it reduces flus, and definitely reduces tension). Watch a movie.

I'm going to do the complete opposite and go on a cruise. lol. Although they did just offer an updated cancellation policy. I'm actually looking forward an empty ship. And if you like cruises or have thought about trying one, booking one now is insanely cheap for the coming months. Mine is a 10 day and with fees baked in you're looking at about $550 for an interior room. Food, booze and room all inclusive.... That's likely cheaper than your everyday living budget for those things.

If this thing goes away kind of quietly. pick u...

Don't forget: Get ten minutes of sun a day on all the skin you can!! Much better than Vitamin D pills to strengthen your immune system. The pills don't seem to really work at all.
You can get the little bits of skin cancer burned off in your 70's. It's gonna happen anyway because you played outdoors as a kid.

EBGuy says

I haven't seen them taking any young folks off cruise ships in body bags.
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No, these places have waits of over a year to get in. If anything, this virus only has the potential to reduce the waiting time.

WookieMan says

If your 50 and under with no intention

Jesus fuck! I hate reading my own comments and finding the worst grammatical errors. you're

Fucking fucker.