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109147
Shaman
2020 Mar 12, 11:01am
Shaman
2020 Mar 12, 11:01am
Where the fuck are they going to get healthcare workers if they close the schools? The workers will have to stay home and watch their kids!
109148
Shaman
2020 Mar 12, 11:02am
Shaman
2020 Mar 12, 11:02am
I’d like a test but fat chance of that happening! The CDC is going to have egg on its FACE for years over this!
The infection rate is probably several orders of magnitude larger than they’ve tested.
The infection rate is probably several orders of magnitude larger than they’ve tested.
109149
Ceffer
2020 Mar 12, 11:16am
Ceffer
2020 Mar 12, 11:16am
APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch says
Better to have somebody who doesn't know their ass from a hole in the ground at the helm than somebody who just lies.
TRUMP TRIED TO FIX EVERYTHING BY REPLACING THE CDC WITH ERIC TRUMP BUT THE LIBBIES STOPPED HIM BECAUSE HATE!
Better to have somebody who doesn't know their ass from a hole in the ground at the helm than somebody who just lies.
109150
Ceffer
2020 Mar 12, 11:22am
Ceffer
2020 Mar 12, 11:22am
How can you clear an effective Covid-19 perimeter with all these chicks clutching at your zipper?
109151
socal2
2020 Mar 12, 11:35am
Because the majority of the testing is now being done by public health labs in the States (as it should be).
Think you will need to find another topic to spaz out on IN ALL CAPS!!!
https://www.cdc.gov/coronavirus/2019-ncov/testing-in-us.html
Think you will need to find another topic to spaz out on IN ALL CAPS!!!
https://www.cdc.gov/coronavirus/2019-ncov/testing-in-us.html
109152
RC2006
2020 Mar 12, 11:36am
RC2006
2020 Mar 12, 11:36am
My local junior college closing for spring semester. Fights at Costco, fucking media panicking people.
109154
mell
2020 Mar 12, 11:46am
socal2 says
Exactly was going to post the exactly the same content, including #fake news. lol almost verbatim
Because the majority of the testing is now being done by public health labs in the States (as it should be).
Think you will need to find another topic to spaz out on IN ALL CAPS!!!
https://www.cdc.gov/coronavirus/2019-ncov/testing-in-us.html
Exactly was going to post the exactly the same content, including #fake news. lol almost verbatim
109156
WookieMan
2020 Mar 12, 11:50am
WookieMan
2020 Mar 12, 11:50am
The reaction seems to be different regionally. I just went to the grocery store minutes ago. Pretty typical Thursday afternoon. Shelves fully stocked. No masks or any of that other rubbish. Plenty of TP. Maybe us midwesterners aren't as pussified as some of the coastal folks?
109157
mell
2020 Mar 12, 11:51am
WookieMan says
You can buy most of that at Trader Joes. It's more like Costco and Target the get frequented by the preppers.
The reaction seems to be different regionally. I just went to the grocery store minutes ago. Pretty typical Thursday afternoon. Shelves fully stocked. No masks or any of that other rubbish. Plenty of TP. Maybe us midwesterners aren't as pussified as some of the coastal folks?
You can buy most of that at Trader Joes. It's more like Costco and Target the get frequented by the preppers.
109158
RWSGFY
2020 Mar 12, 11:54am
RWSGFY
2020 Mar 12, 11:54am
WookieMan says
You simply have no diversity! Shame on you!
The reaction seems to be different regionally. I just went to the grocery store minutes ago. Pretty typical Thursday afternoon. Shelves fully stocked. No masks or any of that other rubbish. Plenty of TP. Maybe us midwesterners aren't as pussified as some of the coastal folks?
You simply have no diversity! Shame on you!
109159
WookieMan
2020 Mar 12, 11:55am
WookieMan
2020 Mar 12, 11:55am
mell says
It's the illusion that shit is being bought out. The god damn packages of TP at Costco fill the entire fucking cart. You can only store so much of a cheap product in the back room. You sell 10 of them and the shelf is empty in the snap of a finger. Perception is a mother fucker. It does make for some funny memes though.
WookieMan saysThe reaction seems to be different regionally. I just went to the grocery store minutes ago. Pretty typical Thursday afternoon. Shelves fully stocked. No masks or any of that other rubbish. Plenty of TP. Maybe us midwesterners aren't as pussified as some of the coastal folks?
You can buy most of that at Trader Joes. It's more like Costco and Target the get frequented by the preppers.
It's the illusion that shit is being bought out. The god damn packages of TP at Costco fill the entire fucking cart. You can only store so much of a cheap product in the back room. You sell 10 of them and the shelf is empty in the snap of a finger. Perception is a mother fucker. It does make for some funny memes though.
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WookieMan
2020 Mar 12, 11:59am
WookieMan
2020 Mar 12, 11:59am
Shaman says
Being dead serious here. If your kid can't stay home for 8-10 hours and not fuck things up at the age of 7, you're a bad parent (unless they're disabled of course). Sorry.
I feel for those with much younger kids though. There's really no good decision when you have a kid, a job, rent, etc...
Where the fuck are they going to get healthcare workers if they close the schools? The workers will have to stay home and watch their kids!
Being dead serious here. If your kid can't stay home for 8-10 hours and not fuck things up at the age of 7, you're a bad parent (unless they're disabled of course). Sorry.
I feel for those with much younger kids though. There's really no good decision when you have a kid, a job, rent, etc...
109162
Patrick
2020 Mar 12, 12:45pm
Patrick
2020 Mar 12, 12:45pm
The desperation to blame Trump is comical.
Would you really want Joe Biden handling this?
Would you really want Joe Biden handling this?
109163
Patrick
2020 Mar 12, 12:55pm
Patrick
2020 Mar 12, 12:55pm
NuttBoxer says
@NuttBoxer That image didn't display at first because it didn't have a .gif ending. I added it so it works now.
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@NuttBoxer That image didn't display at first because it didn't have a .gif ending. I added it so it works now.
All images need to end in .gif, .png, .jpg, or .jpeg
109164
clambo
2020 Mar 12, 12:56pm
I liked the European Union complaining that the USA “didn’t ask permission” to suspend visitors from Europe.
We don’t need your permission you dopes.
We don’t need your permission you dopes.
109166
Patrick
2020 Mar 12, 1:03pm
Patrick
2020 Mar 12, 1:03pm
WookieMan says
Yes, you seem to be right about smoking in Italy:
https://www.macrotrends.net/countries/ITA/italy/smoking-rate-statistics
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prevalence_of_tobacco_use
In China, 59.5% of men smoke!
I think the distribution of fatties and smokers is probably most relevant. US is probably fatter, but my guess is that Italy has a higher percentage of smokers, which makes a respiratory illness more dangerous to Italy.
Yes, you seem to be right about smoking in Italy:
Italy smoking rate for 2016 was 23.70%
https://www.macrotrends.net/countries/ITA/italy/smoking-rate-statistics
According to the CDC, as of 2015, a total of 15.1% of U.S. adults (16.7% of men and 13.6% of women) smoke
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prevalence_of_tobacco_use
In China, 59.5% of men smoke!
109167
Heraclitusstudent
2020 Mar 12, 1:10pm
Heraclitusstudent
2020 Mar 12, 1:10pm
"The system right now as it exists of doing a much broader capability of determining what the penetrance is in society is, right now, isn't operational at all for us," Fauci (CDC) said.
"The truth is we've under-invested in the public health labs," Redfield (CDC) said. "There's not enough equipment, there's not enough people, there's not enough internal capacity, there's no search capacity."
Why does it depend so much on the CDC when so much of the healthcare infrastructure is private in the US?
"The truth is we've under-invested in the public health labs," Redfield (CDC) said. "There's not enough equipment, there's not enough people, there's not enough internal capacity, there's no search capacity."
Why does it depend so much on the CDC when so much of the healthcare infrastructure is private in the US?
109168
HeadSet
2020 Mar 12, 1:18pm
HeadSet
2020 Mar 12, 1:18pm
clambo says
Yeah, remember "Monroe Doctrine?"
I liked the European Union complaining that the USA “didn’t ask permission” to suspend visitors from Europe.
We don’t need your permission you dopes.
Yeah, remember "Monroe Doctrine?"
109169
HeadSet
2020 Mar 12, 1:24pm
HeadSet
2020 Mar 12, 1:24pm
Disneyland, casinos, card rooms, theaters and other large parks are nevertheless allowed to remain open, said California Gov. Gavin Newsom
Yes, everything but Trump rallies.
Yes, everything but Trump rallies.
109170
WookieMan
2020 Mar 12, 1:44pm
WookieMan
2020 Mar 12, 1:44pm
Don't touch Carnival stock at this point. I probably wouldn't touch cruise stocks at this point at all.... like I did last week 😥. I'm gonna hold what I got as I'm long term, but I'd just do index funds. Not sexy, but this is why the average investor gets burned fishing for individual stocks. You're usually wrong or the last one to the party.
109171
Ceffer
2020 Mar 12, 1:46pm
Ceffer
2020 Mar 12, 1:46pm
All connections have to lay over by Trump resorts with 24 hour delays! MAGA!
109172
Ceffer
2020 Mar 12, 1:48pm
Ceffer
2020 Mar 12, 1:48pm
I think it is time for you to move the Great Socialist Paradise of North Korea. The welcoming committee is waiting. Why postpone bliss on earth?
109173
mell
2020 Mar 12, 1:49pm
That's just the CDC - the real number is around 1000 per day as state labs started testing. And rising.
109174
HeadSet
2020 Mar 12, 1:52pm
HeadSet
2020 Mar 12, 1:52pm
Schengen area was banned strictly because they do allow unrestricted visa free travel. Actually makes sense, but there will always be a way to cherry pick facts to put bad optics on Trump. Maybe that is why Trump is allowing that cruise ship to disembark in California, since Trump owns a golf course in that state.
109175
Bd6r
2020 Mar 12, 1:58pm
Bd6r
2020 Mar 12, 1:58pm
They cancelled Houston rodeo yesterday. A YUUGE hit to local economy as this is non-stop, 2 week-spending bonanza, probably largest in Houston area. Rodeo contestants/vendors are royally pissed off.
109176
Bd6r
2020 Mar 12, 1:59pm
Bd6r
2020 Mar 12, 1:59pm
HeadSet says
Corona cruises should be quarantined in trump golf resorts, and every patient has to play golf for 8 hrs a day. That would be WINNING!
Maybe that is why Trump is allowing that cruise ship to disembark in California, since Trump owns a golf course in that state.
Corona cruises should be quarantined in trump golf resorts, and every patient has to play golf for 8 hrs a day. That would be WINNING!
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komputodo
2020 Mar 12, 2:12pm
komputodo
2020 Mar 12, 2:12pm
Ceffer says
He knows he won't get props for playing the victim in NK.
I think it is time for you to move the Great Socialist Paradise of North Korea. The welcoming committee is waiting. Why postpone bliss on earth?
He knows he won't get props for playing the victim in NK.
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HeadSet
2020 Mar 12, 2:19pm
HeadSet
2020 Mar 12, 2:19pm
rd6B says
You only leave if you get a hole in one.
HeadSet saysMaybe that is why Trump is allowing that cruise ship to disembark in California, since Trump owns a golf course in that state.
Corona cruises should be quarantined in trump golf resorts, and every patient has to play golf for 8 hrs a day. That would be WINNING!
You only leave if you get a hole in one.
109179
WookieMan
2020 Mar 12, 2:47pm
WookieMan
2020 Mar 12, 2:47pm
rd6B says
My wife is past president of a big organization and they're looking at cancelling their big conference in April here in IL. It's one of their biggest fund raising events for the org. Toyota just cancelled an event out in Hawaii. I'm at the point that you should just assume everything is cancelled for the next 2 weeks. Like everything.
They cancelled Houston rodeo yesterday. A YUUGE hit to local economy as this is non-stop, 2 week-spending bonanza, probably largest in Houston area. Rodeo contestants/vendors are royally pissed off.
My wife is past president of a big organization and they're looking at cancelling their big conference in April here in IL. It's one of their biggest fund raising events for the org. Toyota just cancelled an event out in Hawaii. I'm at the point that you should just assume everything is cancelled for the next 2 weeks. Like everything.
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mell
2020 Mar 12, 2:57pm
This is great wine country rooms with pools are on discount as tourists shun CA and it's getting finally pool weather warm. Even better if paired with working from home.
109181
EBGuy
2020 Mar 12, 2:59pm
BREAKING: Disneyland on hiatus until April:
"While there have been no reported cases of COVID-19 at Disneyland Resort, after carefully reviewing the guidelines of the Governor of California’s executive order and in the best interest of our guests and employees, we are proceeding with the closure of Disneyland Park and Disney California Adventure, beginning the morning of March 14 through the end of the month," the company said in a statement.
"While there have been no reported cases of COVID-19 at Disneyland Resort, after carefully reviewing the guidelines of the Governor of California’s executive order and in the best interest of our guests and employees, we are proceeding with the closure of Disneyland Park and Disney California Adventure, beginning the morning of March 14 through the end of the month," the company said in a statement.
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SunnyvaleCA
2020 Mar 12, 3:30pm
Commuting to work is so pleasant now! That's surely a sign of a lot of people "working" from home. I expect that, especially until people adjust, a bunch of software development deadlines are going to be missed.
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Ceffer
2020 Mar 12, 3:54pm
Ceffer
2020 Mar 12, 3:54pm
APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch says
When it's finally over, chicks won't breath through your dick any more, and you'll be back to taking out the garbage.
COVID-19 is a hoax. Everyone knows that!
When it's finally over, chicks won't breath through your dick any more, and you'll be back to taking out the garbage.
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Ceffer
2020 Mar 12, 3:57pm
Ceffer
2020 Mar 12, 3:57pm
Newsom also declared "Covid-19 is NOT spread by pedophilia! Hollywood is open for business!"
Having LibbyFucks at the helm inspires only confidence and cheer.
Having LibbyFucks at the helm inspires only confidence and cheer.
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