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APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostakovitch says

Exactly!

The only reasonable choices are dismiss CV19 as a HOAX!, wave it off and declare it 'UNDER CONTROL!' and GOLF!

Had AMERICA! staged billions of RALLIES! and simply golfed those 92,000 people would be alive and likely million more people would be rich, having gotten stock tips at RALLIES!

Hehe! Hoo! Haha! He's a TABLE! GENIE!

MAGA! MAGA! DOO!

Or perhaps isolate the damned retirement houses, cancel large venues, and let everyone else go around their business like Swedes did? Or are they infected with MAGA as well?

And BTW Orange Man Bad did fold on this, shut everything down, and gave bailout to already rich persons - he should have done nothing other than closed borders.

APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostakovitch says

Jan 6th – Intelligence tries to brief Trump on virus.

Jan 8th - First CDC warning

Jan 9th - Trump campaign rally

Jan 14th - Trump campaign rally

Jan 16h - House sends impeachment articles to Senate

Jan 18th - Trump golfs

Jan 19th - Trump golfs

Jan 20th - first case of corona virus in the US, Washington State.

Jan 22nd - “We have it totally under control. It’s one person coming in from China. It’s going to be just fine.

January 23- China locks down Wuhan, doesn't let anyone in or out to the other Chinese provinces, but allows infected people to fly around the world.

APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostakovitch says

Jan 24th – "China has been working very hard to contain the Coronavirus. The United States greatly appreciates their efforts and transparency. It will all work out well. In particular, on behalf of the American People, I want to thank President Xi!"

Why is Trump sucking up to that despotic communist dictator?

Your stupid timeline leaves out a very important date: January 28th= Trump bans travel from China for non citizens.
I wonder why you left that one out? Perhaps it would break the little narrative you wanted to tell?
Hmm?

Tenpoundbass says

it seems to kill Liberals as every Trump supporter I know is still alive.

Viruses are Nature’s way of weeding out the sick and the unfit from the population so there’s room for the healthy and the competent.
Leftists are unhealthy, usually in both mind and body. Of course Darwin is going to cut those weeds first!

APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostakovitch says

March 6th - “Anybody right now, and yesterday, anybody that needs a test gets a test. They’re there. And the tests are beautiful…. the tests are all perfect like the letter was perfect. The transcription was perfect. Right? This was not as perfect as that but pretty good.”

March 6th - “I like this stuff. I really get it. People are surprised that I understand it… Every one of these doctors said, ‘How do you know so much about this?’ Maybe I have a natural ability. Maybe I should have done that instead of running for president.”

March 6th - “I don't need to have the numbers double because of one ship that wasn't our fault.”

One can't help but wonder, does having a complete doofuss as POTUS give his cultists a warm fuzzy feeling ?

Do they feel no shame ?

Shaman says

Viruses are Nature’s way of weeding out the sick and the unfit from the population so there’s room for the healthy and the competent.

That, must be why they are so concerned about it infecting the White House. Because without doubt it is a hotspot of unfit and incompetent people, better start parking the refrigerated trailers on Pennsylvania Ave. if this theory is correct and the "weeding" commences.

jazz_music says

The difference is Trump SAYS he's bringing jobs to America, he says whatever he knows you were dying to hear, just give him a mic, it's shocking.

But mainly because they think he owns the libs. IMO this is at base a culture and a personal grievance conflict, the economic stuff is fake news used to paint a quasi rational picture of something that started in the 1960's or maybe 1860's.

jazz_music says

Democrats are not innocent.

That's an understatement. But the republicans are so far to the right, that they gave democrats and their financial backers the space to rightfully claim the relative left, while being to the right of Reagan and most republicans (circa 1960 - 1980)

And hey, corporations are people, so how can I complain ? Both parties are definitely looking after the interests of the people.

marcus says

Both parties are definitely looking after the interests of the people.

blame Trump and forget Chinese and WHO.... Right. Apocalypse, don't withhold other information like WHO ADVISED AGAINST.... You are just like the media. Trying to manipulate the public by withholding information. At the time, President Trump had the balls to block out country. If it was a weak ass liberals and dem, it wouldn't have happened.

Are we stupid enough to believe anything that CNN or China is telling us?

CNN= Chinese News Network. Guess how many Chinese editors work for CNN? Lately, I am not sure if CNN is turning out to be another WHO.
Guess if we choose Biden for president, might as well as paint our flag completely red. HIs son, Hunter, also work for Chinese company.

Those fucking writers must have owned stock in that company

Who cares? We all die anyway.

And on ABC News last night, they predicted a vaccine by the end of the year. Already set to test on up to 10,000 people.

But actually, it looks like 99.994% of the global population (max 400K deaths out of 7 billion population) will get through this just fine, even with widely varying responses by country:

https://www.worldometers.info/coronavirus/worldwide-graphs/#coronavirus-deaths-daily



Why did we destroy the global economy again?

jazz_music says

Misc says

Trump had the nuclear codes, and wasn't stable enough not to use them to destroy the world.

That is so unfunny that the military establishment around Trump is geared up to prevent Trump from acting on such an impulse.

Psychologically Trump is no match for the job of commander in chief. (Many qualified assessments were published) Trump can’t rise above the slightest insult without whining as it is.

Funny though, no new wars, pulled out of Syria for the most part, ignored the limpet mine false flag against Iran, and hasn't acted impulsively in a military manner.

Left murders babies and pass aids to each other. So yeah it’s easy if you are part of the “inclusivity” special people.

GOOD.

Howard Stern the low IQ Jew who had the hottest syndicated radio show in the world, but his huge ego, he thought all of his adoring fans would pay more than $20 per device, a month to listen to his Liberal Degenerate Filth?

That Howard Stern? The Howard Stern that got his ass beat for putting his bare ass in Eminem's face on the MTV awards? That Howard Stern?

I honestly forgot his name, until he tried to make himself relevant again by bashing Trump. He should ask Jim Carey, Emminem how well does that work for him.

Shaman says

he’s not funny and he’s stupid and mean.

Yeah I agree never cared for him. But stupid and mean sells, hell it can get you elected as the 45th President.

Howard is a goofy rich weirdo who thinks he’s a comedian.

APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostakovitch says

Yes, as long as it was laundered properly

A Trump branded hydroxychloroquine douche infused with essence of Kentucky Fried Chicken should do the job. Available exclusively from Eric Trump, head sanitary engineer of Trump U for only 19.99 each and get a backup for free, simply pay the shipping and handling of 19.98, supply is limited, act now.

rdm says

APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostakovitch says

Yes, as long as it was laundered properly

A Trump branded hydroxychloroquine douche infused with essence of Kentucky Fried Chicken should do the job. Available exclusively from Eric Trump, head sanitary engineer of Trump U for only 19.99 each and get a backup for free, simply pay the shipping and handling of 19.98, supply is limited, act now.

That's racist, but may sell well to certain demographics.

theoakman says

Those fucking writers must have owned stock in that company

Doesn't matter because it's off patent and thus, doesn't generate the beaucoop dollars anymore, otherwise, Bayer would be forever rich on Aspirin alone, as nearly every other elderly person takes 50 mg a day as a vasodilator. The CVS & Walgreen generic knock offs have killed Aspirin's profit margins for several generations.

And along with the HCQ/Malaria pill, there's also the heartburn pill, Tagamet (made of Cimetidine), which is also off patent, over-the-counter, and has been used by Shingles sufferers to reduce the time of the viral recurrence.

@logic @marcus
Thanks for your participation. This would not be as fun without you guys.

That shooting was just wrong. It is possible, even if very unlikely, to transmit the Wuhan virus indoors by coughing, so there is some small justification for wearing a mask indoors in a public building.

Shooting in response to being ordered to wear a mask outdoors is fully justified though.

https://patrick.net/post/1332124/2020-05-12-outdoor-tranmission-of-wuhan-virus-is-essentially-impossible

The guy is an idiot. Should have put out his frustration on local politicians, instead of a poor cook

How can you eat with a mask on?

Onvacation says

How can you eat with a mask on?

I think it was take out only, and you had to wear the mask when inside picking up the order.

jazz_music says

Maggie chickened out before the tattoo artist could finish.

jazz_music says

Trump Derangement Syndrome

Is what it is. You can try do redefine it or just own it.

Stand your ground! Fucking mask fascist!!!!!!