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2019 Feb 17, 4:30pm   3,132,534 views  42,156 comments

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17113   Ceffer   2022 Jul 21, 1:48am  

LOL!
17115   richwicks   2022 Jul 21, 6:11am  

Ceffer says

LOL!


Michelle Obama's mother is Marian Robinson

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marian_Shields_Robinson
17116   Tenpoundbass   2022 Jul 21, 6:54am  

Ceffer says

https://t.me/BenjaminFulfordWDSGroup/67416



Since Joes mind is tapioca anyway, are they going to spin it, that Hunter is some tortured soul put up to all of his over seas illegal dealings by his bully abusive father?
By time that comes out in trial Joe will be in hospice or dead already.
17117   Tenpoundbass   2022 Jul 21, 6:57am  

stereotomy says

Is this a joke? I can't even understand that abominable run-on sentence.


So the joke is, Kamala's speech writer writes the same way Kamala talks.
17118   richwicks   2022 Jul 21, 6:58am  

Tenpoundbass says

Since Joes mind is tapioca anyway, are they going to spin it, that Hunter is some tortured soul put up to all of his over seas illegal dealings by his bully abusive father?


There is no Hunter Biden diary. The story is false. I tried to find it, it doesn't exist as far as I can tell, and if it did, it would be all over the net.

Here's Ashley Biden's diary:

https://www.scribd.com/document/548463188/Ashley-Biden-s-Diary
https://www.docdroid.net/AHRA5wJ/alleged-ashley-biden-diary-full-release-nf-wm-rev2-pdf

Real stuff is easy to find. EVERYTHING is online now.
17123   Ceffer   2022 Jul 21, 2:10pm  

Jane Goodall wonders why WEF/Globalists are going to the trouble of dumbing down the sheeple and eliminating white brains when they could just breed apes and monkeys to take our place. She doesn't realize the sadistic gratification of humiliation, murder, and parting out actual humans:

https://t.me/SGTnewsNetwork/27793
17126   Ceffer   2022 Jul 21, 3:29pm  

If they block UV wavelengths from 270-300 nm, Vitamin D skin production stops, resistance to disease ensues and cancer production is enhanced. Also less effective agriculture for the democide agendas.
https://t.me/greatreject/39438
17127   Ceffer   2022 Jul 21, 3:35pm  

richwicks says

There is no Hunter Biden diary.

Hunter don't diary, he films. Maybe it's Kamala's diary.
17128   Tenpoundbass   2022 Jul 21, 3:40pm  

richwicks says

There is no Hunter Biden diary.


That's the first that I have seen a visual representation of what I heard was on the laptop. I had read somewhere that wishing Joe would die was in a diary on the laptop.
Why Hunter digitized everything is a mystery to me. There's a lot of truth in that meme of Hunter with a helmet cam, with about ten cameras attached to it, with the caption. "Hunter anytime he's doing drugs with hookers."
17130   richwicks   2022 Jul 21, 4:02pm  

Ceffer says

If they block UV wavelengths from 270-300 nm, Vitamin D skin production stops, resistance to disease ensues and cancer production is enhanced. Also less effective agriculture for the democide agendas.


Haha - I heard about this yesterday. They are claiming to be putting up some sort of shield at a Lagrange point to dim the sun.

Let me explain why this is total bullshit and trust me, they know it's bullshit.

The only Lagrange point that would EVER be between the Earth and the sun is L3. This is the same position of the moon, EXCEPT 180 degrees away from it, so the opposite side of the Earth where the moon would be, but the same position.

So, it would eclipse the earth, as often as the moon does. So, once in a blue moon, to say the least - VERY rarely.

Finally, they claim it would be the size of Brazil, well, the moon's shadow IS about the size of Brazil, a little larger, it would be humongous. It would have to be a balloon of some sort, and Lagange points are where gravity cancels out entirely, they are stable points. As a result, there's a LOT of space crap at Lagrange points. That's why the James Webb telescope has already had an impact, and it will have more...

What I'm saying is this, supposed plan, to block out the sun, is ludicrously stupid. It's like saying we'll have flying cars in just 20 years or that we'll have nuclear fusion in 10 - both of those would be FAR easier to do and are actually possible. To put something at a Lagrange point that would actually reduce the sun significantly, it would probably have to be the size of fucking Earth, and even then, it would only put the Earth in shadow, once a lunar month for a maybe 1/2 hour.
17131   richwicks   2022 Jul 21, 4:06pm  

Tenpoundbass says

That's the first that I have seen a visual representation of what I heard was on the laptop. I had read somewhere that wishing Joe would die was in a diary on the laptop.
Why Hunter digitized everything is a mystery to me. There's a lot of truth in that meme of Hunter with a helmet cam, with about ten cameras attached to it, with the caption. "Hunter anytime he's doing drugs with hookers."


Hunter is bizarre, but I doubt that's a real diary. Maybe, but I doubt it.

I would normally just download the entire Hunter Biden archive, but... this one time I'm afraid to do it. No fucking way I want child porn on my computer.



And it fucking works.

It doesn't matter, what is out there is enough to totally sink him. Doesn't have to be any more sensational. We have Hunter dead to rights with smoking crack, getting hookers, doing crooked deals, talking to his dad about his crooked deals... Doesn't matter about his diary. The facts that have been established are MORE than enough.
17133   Ceffer   2022 Jul 21, 4:11pm  

I saw all of the published Hunter stuff at the time unexpurgated and uncensored when it was on Chinese web sites and it first came out. Yeah, pretty amazing, Hunter has some kind of subconscious (likely traumatic) urge to destroy himself, his father, and his family.
17134   richwicks   2022 Jul 21, 4:17pm  

Interesting, I think Bill Gates and or Klaus Schwab has modeled their life on Montgomery Burns.

17136   Ceffer   2022 Jul 21, 5:01pm  

Moloch claiming tribute for NWO failures:
"VIDEO TERRIFYING INCIDENT! A SINKHOLE OPENED IN A PRIVATE POOL IN THE YARD OF A VILLA IN KARMEI YOSEF DURING A PARTY WITH 2 PEOPLE BEING SWEPT IN"
https://twitter.com/i/status/1550192360230998017
https://www.godlikeproductions.com/forum1/message5189671/pg1
17137   Ceffer   2022 Jul 21, 5:20pm  

Biden Actor drops the senile act for a bit, talks faster and even in a different voice register. I repeat, this is NOT how senility operates in the real world.
https://t.me/drawandstrikechannel/48709
17139   Ceffer   2022 Jul 21, 6:02pm  

"I can't even snort coke off his dick any more without the Secret Service around, and he keep grabbing me at night calling me Haillie.":

Divorce is standard operating procedure before criminal indictments in order to shelter assets through the ex-spouse.
17140   Ceffer   2022 Jul 21, 6:13pm  

Of course, the fake Biden Actor getting fake Covid could just be the final act before the Hunter stuff is truly ripe. Biden Actor(s) just dialing in the performances now? Unfortunately, I hear the dread sloshing of cellulite Cankles approaching the White House. "Oh, hi, Hillary!"
https://t.me/SGTnewsNetwork/27838
17141   richwicks   2022 Jul 21, 6:45pm  

Ceffer says

Divorce is standard operating procedure before criminal indictments in order to shelter assets through the ex-spouse.


Pffft! Hunter will never be prosecuted. If he is, it will be for an unpaid parking ticket, with the fine ignored, and time served.

It's said that the first thing to go in a corrupt society is the judiciary. Well, that's fucking gone. Just ask the 800+ people in prison with no bail for the "January 6th" insurrection....

Or ask the Antifa and BLM thugs that Burned, Looted, and Murdered (more than 40 people) who ARE NOT in jail. They all fucking walked. Billions of dollars in damage, they even burned down police precincts and invaded state capitals.
17142   mell   2022 Jul 21, 7:06pm  

richwicks says

they even burned down police precincts

Obligatory:
https://youtu.be/i5UU2TxOcZs
17143   richwicks   2022 Jul 21, 7:09pm  

mell says

richwicks says


they even burned down police precincts

Obligatory:
https://youtu.be/i5UU2TxOcZs


I've seen portions of that film, but I've never bothered to watch it. I do like Dark Star.
17145   AmericanKulak   2022 Jul 21, 9:39pm  

mell says


richwicks says


they even burned down police precincts

Obligatory:
https://youtu.be/i5UU2TxOcZs


Is Carpenter just as good as scoring films and making them?

I love that late 70s/early 80s Creepy synth shit, like the background music to "In Search of..." or "UFOs are real" and of course, "The Thing" and "Halloween".

doom doom... doom doom...
17146   Ceffer   2022 Jul 21, 11:07pm  

richwicks says


Pffft! Hunter will never be prosecuted. If he is, it will be for an unpaid parking ticket, with the fine ignored, and time served.

He will if it is just a broader strategy to get Biden Actor Stable out and somebody else in.
https://t.me/CandlesInTheNight/40493

https://t.me/WeTheMedia/71659
17149   stfu   2022 Jul 22, 6:56am  

richwicks says



original link


I made it about 8 minutes in before my ears started to bleed.
17150   mell   2022 Jul 22, 6:58am  

She was just signaling that she needed a few more good hard bangs before hiting the wall. Too late now
17151   richwicks   2022 Jul 22, 7:23am  

stfu says

I made it about 8 minutes in before my ears started to bleed.


You have to just laugh at our "news" media. I find it hilarious.

15 years ago, this would have made me angry but today, who DOESN'T know our news media is completely full of shit? I think we're at the point that instead of getting angry as what is peddled as news, we can just mock it, and the people that still believe it.
17152   mostly reader   2022 Jul 22, 8:59am  

Ceffer says

LOL!

Well... They admit that they are Fake News by the standard of putinoids. You are not trying to make CNN and such sound credible, are you? That would be a disappointment.

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