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I want a floating chair like Bernie's.

I so need to see the original video that gif was made from.

Nobody said.. "Hey that's a lovely trophy but kina looks like a..."

Straw Man says

Ah, the coveted giant golden butt-plug. It's been won by CIC every year for the past four decades. Strange that he didn't win it this year.

Well, CIC, your dad did take first place this year. But look on the bright side, your daughter took second place.

What's next - "Little Executors"?

Here is one for Dan:

I'm not Indian.

Ironman says

But you are an Ashol.

Luckily, I'm not a goat's asshole or you'd be fucking me.

I beg to differ, Skype. I talk to myself all the time. It's the only way I can get an intelligent conversation on PatNet.

mmmarvel says

Must be a realtor with acne.

Nice!

Pedobear approves!!!

Glad you have a convertible

Those are tiny horses!

Pole dancing at the bus station?

So this is the place Bono was talking about.

mmmarvel says

Funny picture but not at all true. It's been debunked a number of times. The table and chairs are to advertise the owners business.

@Patrick

It happened again. Remember a month or so ago when I wrote about warning messages I was getting when I'd click into certain posts. Well, it just happened on this thread. Here's the screen shot.