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9396   Ceffer   2024 Oct 24, 1:13am  

Oh, no! And I finally just got the hair off of my palms that the nuns always told me about. Maybe it just gets rid of the cortex you really didn't need anyway.

9397   rocketjoe79   2024 Oct 24, 10:17am  

I was told I have to empty my prostate daily. For my health. Just to be sure, I'm a 3x per day. For my health.
9398   clambo   2024 Oct 24, 11:18am  

Porn is just faster and more reliable than trying to remember the hot time you had with someone in your past.
I don't think it damages your brain, it just makes you have a bad attitude towards random girls; "I bet she'd be down to fuck."
What's funny is that men don't know that females watch porn and they do more "tricks" than before.
I've been "in the game" for over 40 years and females definitely have more "skills" than before.
9402   Patrick   2024 Oct 24, 4:43pm  

Personally, I prefer somewhere between the examples in both cases.
9405   stereotomy   2024 Oct 24, 7:00pm  

I've never trusted a woman who didn't like good food. REASON: Female fertility is created in the womb - a girl is gifted with as many eggs as her mother can provide her. This means that women who can't provide sufficient nutrients to the fetus will have marginally fertile female offspring.

For male children, fertility is determined by nutrition in the years before puberty. If you want a son to be maximally fertile, then feed him lots of pastured eggs, grass-fed red meat - the foods with the most highly concentrated nutrients that you can think of.

There's good fucking, and then there's the next level - building a strong next generation.
9406   DOGEWontAmountToShit   2024 Oct 24, 11:21pm  

Game of Thrones Redneck-style:
9410   rocketjoe79   2024 Oct 26, 11:46am  

Patrick says





Captain Kirk: "I don't believe in no-win scenarios."
9419   Ceffer   2024 Oct 27, 10:57am  

TU 95 vs. F 16.
9421   HeadSet   2024 Oct 28, 9:53am  

RWSGFY says





What is the point here? Any white-collar guy (an many blue-collar types) can become a millionaire over their life with the right habits. Trouble is, having a $million is assets ain't that great anymore.
9422   Eric Holder   2024 Oct 28, 11:33am  

HeadSet says

What is the point here? Any white-collar guy (an many blue-collar types) can become a millionaire over their life with the right habits. Trouble is, having a $million is assets ain't that great anymore.


Yeah, should've said "billionaire".
9423   Patrick   2024 Oct 28, 11:52am  

The Federal Reserve steals from everyone who holds dollars, every day.

The Fed should not exist.
9425   Patrick   2024 Oct 28, 6:51pm  

I don't get it.
9428   FortwayeAsFuckJoeBiden   2024 Oct 29, 12:50pm  

HeadSet says

RWSGFY says






What is the point here? Any white-collar guy (an many blue-collar types) can become a millionaire over their life with the right habits. Trouble is, having a $million is assets ain't that great anymore.


not everywhere, not everyone. if it was that east everyone would be millionaires
9430   HeadSet   2024 Oct 29, 4:18pm  

FortwayeAsFuckJoeBiden says

not everywhere, not everyone. if it was that east everyone would be millionaires

True, but the post implied that millionaires are only made through massive fraud.
9434   PeopleUnited   2024 Oct 31, 4:14am  

Ceffer says





That’s funny! But then, about 5 days after the rapture....


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