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2019 Feb 17, 4:30pm   3,075,207 views  41,380 comments

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3523   SunnyvaleCA   2019 Nov 19, 8:23pm  

NoCoupForYou says
SunnyvaleCA says
That would be a "no," Marcus. Although Trump did temporarily hold up money, he never requested an announcement. And, in fact, he released the money before such announcement was made; and, in fact, there has never been an announcement.


The whole thing is silly.

The US always uses aid leverage and always has.

This is just a red herring.

One would have to prove that POTUS received "something of personal value" from the Ukraine in return for aid.

If Trump is guilty, then Jimmy Carter is guilty of bribery because he withheld cooperation and aid with Iran until they released the hostages, which would have given him an advantage over Ronald Reagan.

Yes, totally. Giving away free money as "aid" is always the beginning of a quid pro quo. Maybe it's for buying votes from that country at the UN, or maybe it's so they go along with our war-that-we-pretend-isn't-a-war "sanctions" against countries we want to overthrow, or maybe it's to produce a fraudulent Steele dossier to attack a political rival.
3524   MisdemeanorRebel   2019 Nov 20, 12:10am  

marcus says


Here's what's missing:

Everybody wanted a clean sweep of the FBI after decades of Hoover's corruption and extortion.
Deepthroat was passed over for Director of the FBI because of his long history of being a top Hoover crony.
He leaked everything about Watergate to the WaPo as an act of Revenge about not getting his bureaucrat due.
3525   Onvacation   2019 Nov 20, 5:35am  

marcus says

Yeah those antifa punks are pussys!
3526   Onvacation   2019 Nov 20, 5:41am  

marcus says

The TDS expressed on this thread is pathetic, but occasionally funny.
3527   Tenpoundbass   2019 Nov 20, 6:46am  

If your name is Donald Trump, you stomped the dog shit out of Hillary Clinton and wiped your ass on the first Negro President's Legucy. Then it's an impeachable offense.



Onvacation says
3529   georgeliberte   2019 Nov 20, 7:42am  


Seems consistent because Antifa is more numerous and more dangerous as they move into more violent phases.
3532   Shaman   2019 Nov 20, 12:04pm  

marcus says
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Don't you just hate those ivory tower wonks ? Give me a corrupt emotionally challenged narcissist con man any day of the week. It's so refreshing ™️



The first two made their money with fraud schemes and selling access to power which defrauded the public who elected them.

Trump made his money by starting hundreds of businesses which served the public.

And you wonder why people don’t trust Ivy League assholes!!
3534   Onvacation   2019 Nov 20, 12:45pm  

jazz_music says

Is there ANY factual basis for this cartoon?

Not expecting an answer.
3536   Tenpoundbass   2019 Nov 20, 1:45pm  

There's a difference in cases in the real world with evidence that can convict. Vs the Liberal pure made up fantasies like this pisspoor meme.

marcus says
3543   Tenpoundbass   2019 Nov 20, 6:54pm  

marcus says


He's the most calm eloquent guy in Congress. He chews people up with their own shit. He doesn't pull the race card like all of the Libcom Slicksters like to do.
how come there aint no Black Caucus members on this committee accusing the Ukraine ambassadors of being racists? Where in the Fuck is Ted Lieu?
There's a Cock Sucker for ya!
3544   ignoreme   2019 Nov 20, 7:08pm  

Booger says


Is this real? Went to UM, just curious.
3545   ignoreme   2019 Nov 20, 7:18pm  

marcus says


God Marcus. This meme is terrible. Please stop.
3546   ignoreme   2019 Nov 20, 8:05pm  

marcus says
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Filed under "Facts"



How is this even humor? God you suck at memes. Go ahead and flag this as personal. I’ll probably do it myself. But you are truly dumb and not funny.
3547   HeadSet   2019 Nov 20, 8:07pm  

marcus says
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Filed under "Facts"



Absolutely wrong. He never said he acted under Trumps orders. He repeated spoke how he "assumed" that is what Trump wanted. When asked point blank if anyone told him to withhold aid for a favor, he said no. He also said Trump specifically said "no quid pro quo." Of course the anti-Trumpers are saying the "no quid pro quo" statement came out because Trump was anticipating being investigated.
3548   ignoreme   2019 Nov 20, 8:17pm  

marcus says


Jezus... you are the worst
3549   Onvacation   2019 Nov 20, 8:40pm  

marcus says

What was the quid pro quo TODAY? Arms for Investigation? Announcement for meeting? Bribery? Extortion? OBSTRUCTION OF JUSTICE!

Nunes asked for the whistleblower AND Hunter Biden to testify in closed door hearings. The news reports it as "Nunes wants to expose the whistleblower to bodily harm or even murder".

It's all political theatre.

Meanwhile in Hong Kong...
3551   FuckTheMainstreamMedia   2019 Nov 21, 7:15am  

marcus says
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This guy was never an enemy of Trumps. He was Trumps guy.

Either he has the integrity and or he realizes it would catch up with him if he doesn't tell the truth, or perhaps some combination of both.


Why don’t you post the rest of it? You know, the part where he says it was his supposition?
3552   Tenpoundbass   2019 Nov 21, 7:17am  

CovfefeButDeadly says

Why don’t you post the rest of it? You know, the part where he says it was his supposition?


Because he's a pond scum sucking news feeder.
3553   Tenpoundbass   2019 Nov 21, 7:49am  

Alright listen up Pissheads!
There is no such thing as "Fake News" there is only "Reputable News".
Well how do I know if my news source is reputable or not?
Great question!
Ask yourself would your news source print a story you read somewhere else, that you know to be true, and actual news because the actual source Tweeted it, so there's no dispute on the accuracy. Now ask yourself. Would CNN, MSNBC, FOX, Huffington Post, WaPo, The New York Times, print, publish or broadcast that given story.
If you answered no, then you personally labeled your news source as "Fake News".

See! Trump nor his supporters had to do it for you. Is your news source reputable?
The answer is probably NO!

marcus says
3554   Tenpoundbass   2019 Nov 21, 7:58am  

Challenge number two for the Fucksticks playing along at home.

Give me just one story that your source reported this year, and I'll show you where OUR news sources covered that story, even if it wasn't flattering or it was damning to Trump.
We still get those stories. I'm the most trusted name in News to every Democrat I know.
They know better than to challenge me or the authenticity, because I beat them over the head with reality every single time. I am the one that breaks every news story that is damning to a Democrat to my Democrat family, friends and colleagues.


We get ALL of the news, you idiots get a tunnel vision biased view.

I challenge to you to prove me wrong with one news item I can't find in my News sources.
3555   Onvacation   2019 Nov 21, 8:12am  

Tenpoundbass says

I challenge to you to prove me wrong with one news item I can't find in my News sources.

Trump is a Russian spy who likes to get peed on by prostitutes. You know it's true.
3556   Tenpoundbass   2019 Nov 21, 8:15am  

Onvacation says
Trump is a Russian spy who likes to get peed on by prostitutes. You know it's true.


LO(Fucking)L Not only do I know about that canard, I knew about at least 3 years before the bottom feeding liberals did.
Hillary's operatives threw that out there in less than 24 hours after the Clinton Cash movie was released during the 2016 elections.
CNN didn't even report it yet, but Pro Trump people in the Intel leaked it to the Trump Patriots.

Along with the report that the Liberals were working on the Steele Dossier to support it.
3560   FortwayeAsFuckJoeBiden   2019 Nov 21, 9:11am  

TDS is a form of autism

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