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2019 Feb 17, 4:30pm   3,021,858 views  40,178 comments

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553   Tenpoundbass   2019 Apr 29, 9:09am  

CBOEtrader says
@Marcus memes are fact free and unsupportable, also making them humorless.

I've tried to engage in the logic behind some of them


Ooh Trump had Alpha Male to Beta Male dialog with a Bush Lite one time. So that practically means the Liberals have him on video feeling up every girl he comes across.

No Morons, that's Uncle Joe Biden in those Photos and Videos. I know you wish it was Trump so it would fit your Lying Narratives, but Nah. Just another nasty Liberal doing Nasty shit to people that don't deserve it.

Hey Marcus how cool would it have been if that would have been Trump in the photo of creepy Al Franken groping that unsuspecting sleeping reporter on that C130 that time?

Nah it's just a pipe dream, it was a Liberal doing what Liberals do best. They can't help it.
555   Bd6r   2019 Apr 29, 9:16am  

If true, this would be excellent. Any link to that statement?

zzyzzx says
556   MisdemeanorRebel   2019 Apr 29, 10:33am  

HeadSet says
That shows incredible ignorance. How many Representatives do those places have? Why do you think one chamber is 2 per State and the other is based on population?


Many of those States didn't exist during the Civil War and most of those unincorporated territories didn't have slavery.

I don't think there were too many Hard Winter Wheat plantations in Montana and South Dakota and Nebraska.
557   MisdemeanorRebel   2019 Apr 29, 10:35am  

marcus says
What if people start talking about this ?


Also, we did talk about that before 1792. Small but populous states were scared shitless that Virginia, PA, and MA would dominate the country. Hence, every state got two senators regardless to offset the House of Representatives being population based.

When you do it county by county, the comparison is far more stark - the country is overwhelmingly red.
558   Bd6r   2019 Apr 29, 10:59am  

jazz_music says
It’s a lie they wish were true because Trump told them what they wanted to hear like he always does.

You are probably right - citation attribution is to Ms. Clinton talks at Goldman Sachs where she whored out for $225K a pop - but Wikileaks transcripts of the talks have no Trump mention in them.
559   Onvacation   2019 Apr 29, 1:00pm  

jazz_music says
When we abandon democracy and call for violence against the government we will be a fascist nation at that point.

Antifa.
567   CBOEtrader   2019 Apr 30, 4:33am  

marcus says
Think about it ! Immigration via the border was a tiny fraction of what it was 15 years earlier


Marcus is jumping through serious mental hoops to not admit the current border crises.

It's funny to watch.
568   HeadSet   2019 Apr 30, 6:38am  

THere is a bit of a crisis now (not back when Trump was campaigning on his wall). It was probably brought about by all the intentional media attention his wall got.

Really reaching here. There was a crisis then as well, just kept out of the news. Your own statement proclaims "media attention" as a cause, as if this media attention caused a demand forward for illegals. More likely the media attention just let everyone know what was happening all along.
570   HeadSet   2019 Apr 30, 2:32pm  

Reaching ?

Yes, reaching. Your own facts show that hundreds of thousands of illegals are apprehended every year. That is just those who get caught. Not as many apprehended as before, as you show, but do you really think that the 2017 300,000 plus apprehended is not a crisis? And that the reason we now have a greatly increased number of illegals trying to get in is because of Trump's wall?
571   CBOEtrader   2019 Apr 30, 2:59pm  

marcus says
Don't you remember in late 2017


You realize it is 2019 right?

marcus says
All the Trump Cucks thought


Stuck in the past AND mindreading... lolz dude please find the cheese.
572   MisdemeanorRebel   2019 Apr 30, 3:00pm  

marcus says


Thanks GOP Congress!

That still doesn't counter the fact that the Democrats love illegals, freely and deliberately conflate them with legal immigrants, have opposed actual spending on the Wall, set up Sanctuary Cities and State Laws (CA) that command law enforcement not to cooperate with ICE.

Whose party members openly discuss eliminating ICE and claim that "Nobody is illegal."
574   MisdemeanorRebel   2019 Apr 30, 10:34pm  

Is that the new invisible hook to hang the hat on?

Mueller indicted nobody, and a prosecutor looking for his last, career crowning act does not do so unless he knows he can't get a grand jury behind it.

(Squawk, Mueller didn't, Squawk, indict, Squawk!)
575   Onvacation   2019 May 1, 6:15am  

marcus says
"why is the govt running out of money for social security, but not running out of money for massive tax cuts for the rich ?"

Where do you think the money to run the government comes from? You should read, "The Goose Who Laid the Golden Egg".
576   Onvacation   2019 May 1, 7:11am  

marcus says
Onvacation says
Where do you think the money to run the government comes from?


The same place that the supposedly separate (payroll taxes) money for social security comes from. Everyone.


Almost half right. 45.3 percent of Americans pay no income taxes.
579   Shaman   2019 May 1, 6:46pm  

Barr is gonna be fine.
Democrats in 2020 have major problems though. Much of the 2018 election bump they got was from people believing the Russian Collusion hoax. That’s over, and only the TRUE BELIEVER Leftist idiots still believe it after their hero Mueller let them down.

2020 is going to be a bloodbath for Dems.
586   Bd6r   2019 May 2, 9:54am  

marcus says

working class does much better in Republican TX than in Democratic CA, the boot should be that of D's
587   Tenpoundbass   2019 May 2, 10:05am  

Sit down for this one folks...

588   Tenpoundbass   2019 May 2, 10:13am  

Liberuls are so fucking stupid.

The only mother fucker in the whole world that could have put Democrats out of their misery and put Trump away for life.
Punted a mealy mouthed report with a clear language that there was no Collusion but then vaguely put in dog whistle buzz words that only a MSM drive by media host can construe as a clear repudiation of Trump as guilty... maybe, I guess, kind of sorta, but there's no proof.

They are now bitching at Barr because he couldn't hear Muellers dog Whistle and recommend Trump be sent to Guitmo.

Alls Mueller had to do, is say... "I fully recommend prosecution of Donald Trump he committed crimes and here are the bullet points to back it up."

But he DIDN'T because there was no Collusion, there was no Obstruction of justice, there wont be any mulligans or do overs, but now the Obama deep state nasty players and proably most of the Democrats trying to fry Trump and Barr's balls are going to jail. They are panicking and they are livid.

Fuck those Idiots I hope they rot in Jail with Ghoneria they got from the Glory hole in the shower.
589   MisdemeanorRebel   2019 May 2, 11:14am  

Tenpoundbass says
But he DIDN'T because there was no Collusion, there was no Obstruction of justice, there wont be any mulligans or do overs, but now the Obama deep state nasty players and proably most of the Democrats trying to fry Trump and Barr's balls are going to jail. They are panicking and they are livid.


Yep. You know they're running scared. The insurance policy was cancelled, they cannot collect. They needed that insurance policy to stop the FISA/Lobbying Violation investigations.



Again, 40-year Dem Insider and Divine Untouchable Greg Craig has already been charged - Legal Counsel to TWO Dem Presidents and longtime Lobbyist. Ohr and possibly Yates are next.

Wouldn't be surprised if they use Craig's Lobbying Violations to get him to talk about his Trump Spying/FISA advice to Obama.
590   Tenpoundbass   2019 May 2, 11:23am  

John Kerry has to get the Logan Act. The audacity of the Dems and that Evil cocksucker Mueller to charge Manafort with it, then Kerry run to Iran to whine about America in the Iatola's ear.
591   MisdemeanorRebel   2019 May 2, 11:44am  

Tenpoundbass says
John Kerry has to get the Logan Act. The audacity of the Dems and that Evil cocksucker Mueller to charge Manafort with it, then Kerry run to Iran to whine about America in the Iatola's ear.



Hey TPB, there's another angle.

What if the Steele Dossier is Russian Disinfo, and Fusion/Perkins-Coie/FBI passed it on with knowing it was or just might be Disinfo, but ignored it to get Trump?

Noting that Steele depended on Informants, many of which he never met and many were affiliated with the Russian Government.

That could be considered Treason or Espionage.
592   Tenpoundbass   2019 May 2, 12:37pm  

Worried Trump wouldn't be Presidential they said.


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