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APOCALYPSEFUCK is Comptroller says

Do you really think these police have an overwhelming interest in mens' assholes?

Just addicts who are willing to be mules near the Mexican Borders...

APOCALYPSEFUCK is Comptroller says

Do you really think these police have an overwhelming interest in mens' assholes?

it appears that is the case... criminals are indeed sick people...

http://www.oddee.com/item_98052.aspx

10 Unbelievable Prison Smuggling Stories

The inmate who had condom stuffed with 30 items crammed up his anus

Florida prison officials found 17 Oxycodone pills, 1 cigarette, 6 matches, 1 flint, 1 empty syringe with an eraser over the needle part, 1 lip balm container, 1 condom, 1 CVS receipt, and a coupon ... in Neil Lansing's, 34, rectum.

A 500-lb. inmate at a Texas prison was able to sneak a gun past prison guards after cleverly using his fat flab to his advantage. George Vera smuggled an unloaded 9mm pistol past several frisks and searches by wedging the gun between his fat folds.

A Mexican prison gang all got caught hiding cell phones inside their backsides. Guards were tipped off by one of the gang member's mother who complained to them that her son couldn't get good reception in his cell. After not finding any cell phones in their bunks, they had them all x-rayed, where they found the devices neatly packed away. No wonder her son had crappy reception.

The arrested man who had a gun hidden in his rectum

Michael Leon Ward from North Carolina was arrested and apparently stashed a .38 barrel revolver in his rectum. According to police, the unloaded 10-inch weapon was not discovered until after the suspect had been booked into a cell in the county jail and had a thorough strip search. Thankfully the gun was unloaded.

read and weep...

E.D.Tenn.: Forced medical removal of 10g crack from rectum was reasonable where defendant was medically paralyzed for the procedure

Defendant was arrested with probable cause and jailed. During the strip search, jailers saw string protruding from his rectum. They sought consent to remove it, which he refused. A forced digital rectal exam (“DRE”) didn’t work because defendant’s tight muscles did not permit entry. He was taken to a hospital for an examination and given drugs to make his sphincter relax. When that did not work, he was given a drug to paralyze him for 30 minutes. “Balancing these three factors [from Winston v. Lee], the Court finds that the DRE was a reasonable procedure under the circumstances and was reasonably employed, particularly given the risk to the Defendant from the drugs in his rectum for which there was a clear indication were there [Schmerber v. California] and the Defendant’s actions hindering their removal. Accordingly, the Court finds that the search in question did not violate the Defendant’s Fourth Amendment rights.”

http://fourthamendment.com/blog/index.php?blog=1&title=title_400&more=1&c=1&tb=1&pb=1

thomaswong.1986 says

10 Unbelievable Prison Smuggling Stories

Not Relevant. Eckert was not in prison at the time.

thomaswong.1986 says

E.D.Tenn.: Forced medical removal of 10g crack from rectum was reasonable where defendant was medically paralyzed for the procedure

Not relevant. Suspect was already arrested and in jail, and there was obviously something pertruding from his rectum. This guy had nothing pertruding from his rectum, nothing in his stomach, even after three enemas, multiple cavity searches, and a colonoscopy.

Thomas Wong, are you a Poe?

An impressive display of knowledge about what people have put up their butts. It is nice to see someone take so much interest in a subject.

Is this a lifelong passion, twong?

HydroCabron says

An impressive display of knowledge about what people have put up their butts. It is nice to see someone take so much interest in a subject.

Is this a lifelong passion, twong?

LOL! im in California.. there are lots of Liberal Assholes running around..

thomaswong.1986 says

HydroCabron says

An impressive display of knowledge about what people have put up their butts. It is nice to see someone take so much interest in a subject.

Is this a lifelong passion, twong?

LOL! im in California.. there are lots of Liberal Assholes running around..

And, I take it that you are dieing for a peek into each one...

Everyone I see is, as far as I'm concerned, a drug mule.

Until I obtain three (3) consecutive stool samples, the results of three rubber-glove exams, an x-Ray, and finally a colonoscopy, I figure your insides are full of heroin and meth.

For the sake of freedom, we must maintain total transparency about the contents of our behinds.

All rectums should be Public domain: if you have nothing to hide, you have nothing to fear.

leo707 says

And, I take it that you are dieing for a peek into each one...

no need to anyone to peek ... we know the assholes exist in Oakland...

oh what failures you have become... puker up and be proud of it.

Lam says

Rush Limbaugh won't live forever. I suspect that Thommy is creating a social media history yo show that he is the man for the job come the time.

yep... next time some of you spark up your next crack rock .. just remember where it might have come from... you might hope the smuggler/mules didnt have diarrhea...

Good god. How the hell do you all not know what a plaintiffs filing is?

1.) Roberto Ribas loves and craves cock.

2.) Roberto Ribas does not discriminate. In fact he loves all sorts of cocks.

3.) Roberto Ribas has blown latino men, asian men, black men and others.

4.) Roberto Ribas does not discriminate by species. In fact he has sucked off cows, dogs, pigs, horses, and others. .

5.) Robert Ribas is a bottom. He takes dick of all sorts in his rectum. He loves it and begs for more.

OK, NOW DO YOU ALL GET IT?!?!?!?! This is exactly how a plaintiffs filing reads. It alleges stuff that may or may not be true. You have no idea. But to use it as the basis for a news article is completely preposterous.

Let the damn story shake out a bit...let it go to settlement talks, depositions, and even trial before passing judgement.

A few years ago I was driving in SoCal, from Orange County to Palmdale (please don't judge me!); I was stopped at Mulholland. I have Utah plates & it was a Monday night, traffic was going about 75mph & I was a little slower, going 70.

There were grooves in the concrete road that tossed my little car around a bit and I was pulled over. The officer asked me how much I had drank, where I was coming from, where I was going, names of who I was with before, names of who I was going to see. Then he shined a light in my car and asked me what was in the bag in the back seat - it was my crocheting.

He asked these questions several times, several ways. Even asked addresses. I didn't know my sister's address in Palmdale but knew the street and told him that. He asked me how I knew I was in the right place when I got there if I didn't have an address and I told him my sister hadn't mowed her lawn in so long it now qualified as a nature preserve.

He was obviously disappointed and let me go (finally); he told me that if I had been going the speed limit he would have pulled me over for impeding traffic. He fucking profiled me!

I wasn't on a road to Utah, it was a Monday night, he thought he found a drug runner and instead he found a boring mom from Utah.

Ellie, why didn't you insist on a cavity search? I know if I was you, I'd have felt a bit rejected.

elliemae says

A few years ago I was driving in SoCal, from Orange County to Palmdale (please don't judge me!);

Guffaw!

It's all right: You have to hit bottom and admit what you have done, because only then can you find the true path.

elliemae says

A few years ago I was driving in SoCal, from Orange County to Palmdale (please don't judge me!); I was stopped at Mulholland.

You just don't know the ropes.

On Mulholland, you are expected to tell him you are an aspiring actress and pull out his junk for a quickie, at which point you are let go with a warning to come back frequently during his shift.

THIRD Victim:

http://rt.com/usa/new-mexico-cavity-search-victim-451/

Eckert, Young, and now an unidentified Woman.

Land of the free

He got $1.6M from the city, er taxpayer.
http://edition.cnn.com/2014/01/16/justice/new-mexico-search-settlement/

But a middle-aged woman is now filing a law suit for being "Anally and Vaginally Raped" by officer friendlies. No drugs were discovered:
http://www.demingheadlight.com/deming-news/ci_25020174/new-lawsuit-alleges-illegal-nm-body-cavity-search

It's unknown as to whether the cops are still employed:
http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2014/01/21/lawsuit-in-nm-anal-cavity-search-pending-but-are-officers-still-on-job-1968935427/

“This case took my breath away,” said Jonathan Turley, a nationally recognized legal scholar and professor at the George Washington University Law School in Washington, D.C.

“If officers are not fired for this level of abuse, particularly after such a huge settlement in damages, it sends a rather chilling message. It suggests that there is no abuse that will cost an officer his or her job.”

NM probably has cop-run "oversight boards" that exonerate cops. They're the FISA courts of police misconduct, rubbing stamping anything cops do 99.99% of the time.

Wait until he gets the bill, Colonoscopies aren't cheap, even with Obamacare.