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2019 Feb 17, 4:30pm   3,153,810 views  42,322 comments

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3486   HeadSet   2019 Nov 17, 6:07pm  

So , you reckon Trump will have completely ended democracy by then ?

More likely restore the rule of law. That is what the folks who used the FBI to spy on a campaign and sold influence like Biden did in Ukraine fear.
3488   MisdemeanorRebel   2019 Nov 17, 8:52pm  

marcus says
Hey, you have to come up with some kind of rationalization.

I can see that the hearsay bullshit is probably the best you've got.


Sorry, where is the bribery? Where is the personal gain?

The only person gain is Hunter Biden and RBS LLC continuing to receive wire transfers to their Morgan Stanley Account via Burisma's Latvian Banks.
3492   HeadSet   2019 Nov 18, 6:54am  

marcus says
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That has to be the best one I've ever heard. Trump, he's all about the rule of law.

What a rich fantasy world you people live in. Wow !


Really? When the facts are distilled, you are overlooking the obvious quid-pro-quo of Biden and son along with the Crowdstrike affair, and looking for a way to criminalize Trump for a worst, pointing those crimes out.
3497   Onvacation   2019 Nov 18, 12:10pm  

marcus says
Certainly it was unwise of Biden Jr. to take that gig.

Unwise but not criminal?
marcus says
the question - did Trump hold back needed aid to get an announcement by Ukraine President of an investigation of Biden.

Criminal but not unwise?
3499   Onvacation   2019 Nov 18, 12:14pm  

There is no equivalency between Joe Biden threatening Ukraine with a holdup of aid unless they fired the investigator investigating his son and Trump's asking Ukraine to investigate the former VP who bragged about holding up aid if the Ukrainian's didn't fire the investigator investigating his son.
3502   Bd6r   2019 Nov 18, 1:42pm  

3503   Bd6r   2019 Nov 18, 1:42pm  

3505   Tenpoundbass   2019 Nov 18, 4:54pm  

Look at ME! I'm Corn Pop now.

zzyzzx says
3507   Onvacation   2019 Nov 18, 9:14pm  

marcus says
Did Trump or did he not hold up financial aid that had been appropriated by congress as military aide for Ukraine based on requests of announcement he wanted from Ukraine leaders that they were investigating Biden ?

It's a simple question. Yes or no ? I don't see that republicans are seeking the answer to this question.

no
3508   Onvacation   2019 Nov 18, 9:16pm  

marcus says

We voted against Hilary. The fact that Trump actually delivered on his promises is a bonus.
3509   SunnyvaleCA   2019 Nov 18, 9:44pm  

marcus says
Did Trump or did he not hold up financial aid that had been appropriated by congress as military aide for Ukraine based on requests of announcement he wanted from Ukraine leaders that they were investigating Biden ?

It's a simple question. Yes or no ?

That would be a "no," Marcus. Although Trump did temporarily hold up money, he never requested an announcement. And, in fact, he released the money before such announcement was made; and, in fact, there has never been an announcement.

Here's a writeup in — of all places — the WoPo...
https://www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/2019/10/08/joe-biden-is-hypocrite-ukraine/
3510   MisdemeanorRebel   2019 Nov 18, 10:59pm  

SunnyvaleCA says
That would be a "no," Marcus. Although Trump did temporarily hold up money, he never requested an announcement. And, in fact, he released the money before such announcement was made; and, in fact, there has never been an announcement.


The whole thing is silly.

The US always uses aid leverage and always has.

This is just a red herring.

One would have to prove that POTUS received "something of personal value" from the Ukraine in return for aid.

If Trump is guilty, then Jimmy Carter is guilty of bribery because he withheld cooperation and aid with Iran until they released the hostages, which would have given him an advantage over Ronald Reagan.
3512   Onvacation   2019 Nov 19, 6:39am  

marcus says
the political rival Trump thought had the greatest chance to beat him in 2020 ?

Had. Before his corruption was uncovered.

Who, now, has the greatest chance of beating Trump?
3514   MisdemeanorRebel   2019 Nov 19, 7:46am  

marcus says
You mean like, for example, an announcement of an investigation by a foreign government in to the political rival Trump thought had the greatest chance to beat him in 2020 ?


So if I commit a potential crime, as long as I run for President I'm safe from Prosecution?

Maybe we need an investigation into Obama ordering audits into Trump's IRS records

Nothing in the Constitution about those running for, but not holding Federal Offices being immune from investigation and prosecution.

3515   FortwayeAsFuckJoeBiden   2019 Nov 19, 9:28am  

Left eating Britney Spears fan who is not even a Trump supporter.

Only proves left is autistic.

marcus says
3517   MisdemeanorRebel   2019 Nov 19, 4:02pm  

There’s no one way to be a man.

Men who get their periods are men.

Men who get pregnant and give birth are men.

Trans and non-binary men belong.#InternationalMensDay— ACLU (@ACLU) November 19, 2019



The ACLU folks. Did you know that you can shed the lining of your uterus, even if you don't have one?
3518   MisdemeanorRebel   2019 Nov 19, 4:25pm  

Is that the Charity that shut down right after Hillary lost her election?
3520   Onvacation   2019 Nov 19, 5:04pm  

jazz_music says

How much money did Hillary get from the Ukrainians? And what did the Ukrainians get for that large donation to the Clinton foundation? Do you think that war mongering bitch would have been a better president than Trump?

Not expecting answers.

Politicians are so corrupt. They claim to serve the people but in reality we serve them.
3523   SunnyvaleCA   2019 Nov 19, 8:23pm  

NoCoupForYou says
SunnyvaleCA says
That would be a "no," Marcus. Although Trump did temporarily hold up money, he never requested an announcement. And, in fact, he released the money before such announcement was made; and, in fact, there has never been an announcement.


The whole thing is silly.

The US always uses aid leverage and always has.

This is just a red herring.

One would have to prove that POTUS received "something of personal value" from the Ukraine in return for aid.

If Trump is guilty, then Jimmy Carter is guilty of bribery because he withheld cooperation and aid with Iran until they released the hostages, which would have given him an advantage over Ronald Reagan.

Yes, totally. Giving away free money as "aid" is always the beginning of a quid pro quo. Maybe it's for buying votes from that country at the UN, or maybe it's so they go along with our war-that-we-pretend-isn't-a-war "sanctions" against countries we want to overthrow, or maybe it's to produce a fraudulent Steele dossier to attack a political rival.
3524   MisdemeanorRebel   2019 Nov 20, 12:10am  

marcus says


Here's what's missing:

Everybody wanted a clean sweep of the FBI after decades of Hoover's corruption and extortion.
Deepthroat was passed over for Director of the FBI because of his long history of being a top Hoover crony.
He leaked everything about Watergate to the WaPo as an act of Revenge about not getting his bureaucrat due.
3525   Onvacation   2019 Nov 20, 5:35am  

marcus says

Yeah those antifa punks are pussys!

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